Kirsh said trans rights
August 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Kirsh said trans rights
Coworker has early onset Alzheimer’s and can barely remember anything except for the dumbest jokes you’ve ever heard
August 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Coworker has early onset Alzheimer’s and can barely remember anything except for the dumbest jokes you’ve ever heard
It’s a good thing I don’t have my glasses on right now because that spider in my bathtub would be a lot scarier if it wasn’t just a brownish blob
August 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It’s a good thing I don’t have my glasses on right now because that spider in my bathtub would be a lot scarier if it wasn’t just a brownish blob
Guy I’m in love with asked me about my feelings today and I actually just burst into tears
August 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Guy I’m in love with asked me about my feelings today and I actually just burst into tears
No matter what, I cannot be allowed to listen to the new Ethel Cain album
August 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
No matter what, I cannot be allowed to listen to the new Ethel Cain album
The things he and I do and say to each other at work would be a Title IX report under any other circumstance
July 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The things he and I do and say to each other at work would be a Title IX report under any other circumstance
I will actually never not be upset about the time I said that bears will become more agitated when you put their most accessible food source behind an electric fence and my coworkers said that I was “anthropomorphizing” no dumbass that’s 7th grade science class
July 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I will actually never not be upset about the time I said that bears will become more agitated when you put their most accessible food source behind an electric fence and my coworkers said that I was “anthropomorphizing” no dumbass that’s 7th grade science class
If I had a nickel for every bisexual Oklahoman I worked with in the kitchen, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
July 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If I had a nickel for every bisexual Oklahoman I worked with in the kitchen, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
A mysterious transgender man just appeared in the kitchen and showed me a faster way to chop dill
July 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
A mysterious transgender man just appeared in the kitchen and showed me a faster way to chop dill
I come from a long line of hopeless loverboys
July 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I come from a long line of hopeless loverboys
You may be his bestie, but I am the one he has a sexual tension and tragic love that can be felt in any room we’re in together with
July 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You may be his bestie, but I am the one he has a sexual tension and tragic love that can be felt in any room we’re in together with
someone: *mentions Bemidji*
me: oh, I have a friend* who lives up there :)
*guy that I’ve been madly in love with for years
me: oh, I have a friend* who lives up there :)
*guy that I’ve been madly in love with for years
July 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
someone: *mentions Bemidji*
me: oh, I have a friend* who lives up there :)
*guy that I’ve been madly in love with for years
me: oh, I have a friend* who lives up there :)
*guy that I’ve been madly in love with for years
Billy Ray was right about his achy, breaky heart
June 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Billy Ray was right about his achy, breaky heart
I do feel like it’s a little anti-Irish to cast Leonardo DiCaprio as the main character in Gangs of New York (2002)
June 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I do feel like it’s a little anti-Irish to cast Leonardo DiCaprio as the main character in Gangs of New York (2002)
Mon Mothma left her husband to go live in a bunker and immediately got a lesbian haircut
June 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Mon Mothma left her husband to go live in a bunker and immediately got a lesbian haircut
Heert is the most realistic fascist in Andor because cis white gay men really are like that
June 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Heert is the most realistic fascist in Andor because cis white gay men really are like that
Is this flirting
June 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Is this flirting
One of my favorite bits is Emphasizing my own text in iMessage if someone doesn’t respond quick enough for me
June 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
One of my favorite bits is Emphasizing my own text in iMessage if someone doesn’t respond quick enough for me
Just passed a building that said “Quilt Shop,” but I thought it said “Guilt Shop”
June 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Just passed a building that said “Quilt Shop,” but I thought it said “Guilt Shop”
Just toastered my tarts for the first time
June 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just toastered my tarts for the first time
I would treat Tay Kolma so right
June 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I would treat Tay Kolma so right
Why do we have different companies for trash collection? Collectivize it like a proper country
June 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Why do we have different companies for trash collection? Collectivize it like a proper country
I don’t know whose idea it was to get rid of Leigh Janiak for Fear Street: Prom Queen, but they should be fired
May 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don’t know whose idea it was to get rid of Leigh Janiak for Fear Street: Prom Queen, but they should be fired
Whole car crash just occurred outside our apartment and neither me or my roommate heard
May 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Whole car crash just occurred outside our apartment and neither me or my roommate heard
Unfortunately, I have studied Russian too long and am now insufferable during any American movie with Russian characters
May 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Unfortunately, I have studied Russian too long and am now insufferable during any American movie with Russian characters