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🖤🩶Agender 🤍💚
🖥️Senior Dev
🧠ADHD, Anxiety, MDD
💬Sociable Misanthropic Introvert
🎥Vtuber sometimes | Twitch Affiliate
I hate Glover
About Me/Links: https://parado.cx
Now Page: https://now.parado.cx
Blocks aren't Personal (Unless they are)
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Try no to cry challenge: 3rd day back at work edition
January 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Try no to cry challenge: 3rd day back at work edition
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OH MY GOD, IT'S THAT TIME
#AGDQ2026 IS NOW LIVE!!!
Catch us all week this week showcasing incredible speedruns in benefit of @preventcancer.org at both:
gdq.gg/live
AND!
youtube.com/c/gamesdonequick (we're co-streaming!!)
#AGDQ2026 IS NOW LIVE!!!
Catch us all week this week showcasing incredible speedruns in benefit of @preventcancer.org at both:
gdq.gg/live
AND!
youtube.com/c/gamesdonequick (we're co-streaming!!)
January 4, 2026 at 4:08 PM
OH MY GOD, IT'S THAT TIME
#AGDQ2026 IS NOW LIVE!!!
Catch us all week this week showcasing incredible speedruns in benefit of @preventcancer.org at both:
gdq.gg/live
AND!
youtube.com/c/gamesdonequick (we're co-streaming!!)
#AGDQ2026 IS NOW LIVE!!!
Catch us all week this week showcasing incredible speedruns in benefit of @preventcancer.org at both:
gdq.gg/live
AND!
youtube.com/c/gamesdonequick (we're co-streaming!!)
What if instead of voting for a persons name, the ballots just had like their top 10-20 campaign points and you just voted for the one that aligned with your values the most?
Obviously this would be extremely difficult since, the only thing that we can trust politicians to do consistently is lie.
Obviously this would be extremely difficult since, the only thing that we can trust politicians to do consistently is lie.
January 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
What if instead of voting for a persons name, the ballots just had like their top 10-20 campaign points and you just voted for the one that aligned with your values the most?
Obviously this would be extremely difficult since, the only thing that we can trust politicians to do consistently is lie.
Obviously this would be extremely difficult since, the only thing that we can trust politicians to do consistently is lie.
I think I got the hang of this sourdough thing finally!
The real foolproof bread is actually making mistakes until you understand what is wrong and how to adjust! Don't get discouraged because it's a really tough process that takes a lot of time and tweaking!
The real foolproof bread is actually making mistakes until you understand what is wrong and how to adjust! Don't get discouraged because it's a really tough process that takes a lot of time and tweaking!
January 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I think I got the hang of this sourdough thing finally!
The real foolproof bread is actually making mistakes until you understand what is wrong and how to adjust! Don't get discouraged because it's a really tough process that takes a lot of time and tweaking!
The real foolproof bread is actually making mistakes until you understand what is wrong and how to adjust! Don't get discouraged because it's a really tough process that takes a lot of time and tweaking!
Didn't realize they were still making new years! Great to see they're keeping this old tradition alive :)
January 1, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Didn't realize they were still making new years! Great to see they're keeping this old tradition alive :)
What exactly is bad about being a pumpkin eater anyway?
January 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
What exactly is bad about being a pumpkin eater anyway?
I finally made a legit loaf of sourdough
December 31, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I finally made a legit loaf of sourdough
Bestie makes such fire art!
Update: I am open for slots! I have a major dental bill I will be paying in the future 😅😔💥💥💥💥
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December 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Bestie makes such fire art!
Gunna get honked off that goopy if you know what I'm sayin
December 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Gunna get honked off that goopy if you know what I'm sayin
If you've ever been held hostage inside your own home by a group demanding "figgy pudding" you may be entitled to compensation
December 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If you've ever been held hostage inside your own home by a group demanding "figgy pudding" you may be entitled to compensation
Nonsense is funny to us because part of humor is being surprised & having expectations subverted! I find the theory behind it really interesting:
Basically, one of the forms of humor, is the brain processing incongruity!
Pattern recognition is one of our best survival tactics! 1/3
Basically, one of the forms of humor, is the brain processing incongruity!
Pattern recognition is one of our best survival tactics! 1/3
"New humor is so dumb it's just unfunny brainrot"
Bro this is what people thought was funny like 6 years ago
Bro this is what people thought was funny like 6 years ago
December 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Nonsense is funny to us because part of humor is being surprised & having expectations subverted! I find the theory behind it really interesting:
Basically, one of the forms of humor, is the brain processing incongruity!
Pattern recognition is one of our best survival tactics! 1/3
Basically, one of the forms of humor, is the brain processing incongruity!
Pattern recognition is one of our best survival tactics! 1/3
"New humor is so dumb it's just unfunny brainrot"
Bro this is what people thought was funny like 6 years ago
Bro this is what people thought was funny like 6 years ago
December 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"New humor is so dumb it's just unfunny brainrot"
Bro this is what people thought was funny like 6 years ago
Bro this is what people thought was funny like 6 years ago
If anyone thinks that they're just tossing ADHD meds at people: I've been on them for a year+, after tons of time getting diagnosed. I STILL had to spend nearly a week trying to get my doctors office to send the script to the goddamn pharmacy. It took: 4 phone calls & 3 med refill requests.
December 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If anyone thinks that they're just tossing ADHD meds at people: I've been on them for a year+, after tons of time getting diagnosed. I STILL had to spend nearly a week trying to get my doctors office to send the script to the goddamn pharmacy. It took: 4 phone calls & 3 med refill requests.
Trying to get sourdough just right is torture because you have to wait like an entire day to realize you fucked up
December 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Trying to get sourdough just right is torture because you have to wait like an entire day to realize you fucked up
anyone ever wonder why tf olives are so oily?
December 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
anyone ever wonder why tf olives are so oily?
I can't think of a single reason why anyone should care about a strangers biological sex, or what's in their pants. If that is something that a person thinks about strangers, I think they probably need like, some sort of therapy tbh
December 19, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I can't think of a single reason why anyone should care about a strangers biological sex, or what's in their pants. If that is something that a person thinks about strangers, I think they probably need like, some sort of therapy tbh
Calling my friends homos but in a lore accurate way
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Calling my friends homos but in a lore accurate way
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Artists qrp with your faces (♡ˊ͈ ꒳ ˋ͈)
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Artists qrp with your faces (♡ˊ͈ ꒳ ˋ͈)
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You say she's your girl but I can make her tiddly wink
December 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
You say she's your girl but I can make her tiddly wink