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i listen to ambient music while driving
old white people complain about politicians not caring about the people and then when a politician actually cares about people the old white people complain about the politician being an extremist
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
old white people complain about politicians not caring about the people and then when a politician actually cares about people the old white people complain about the politician being an extremist
jump a coke can in second
November 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
jump a coke can in second
heard someone over the microphone at the wendy's drive through say "it's my turn god dammit"
October 31, 2025 at 5:51 AM
heard someone over the microphone at the wendy's drive through say "it's my turn god dammit"
thank you tim apple
September 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
thank you tim apple
i'm excited for the rapture but like not because i believe in sky people or anything
but i do believe in sky valley
666 miles per hour
but i do believe in sky valley
666 miles per hour
September 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
i'm excited for the rapture but like not because i believe in sky people or anything
but i do believe in sky valley
666 miles per hour
but i do believe in sky valley
666 miles per hour
i may be a manual elitist but i really don't like this manual breathing thing
September 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
i may be a manual elitist but i really don't like this manual breathing thing
the australian dream
hair: business in front party in back
car: party in front business in back
hair: business in front party in back
car: party in front business in back
September 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the australian dream
hair: business in front party in back
car: party in front business in back
hair: business in front party in back
car: party in front business in back
just wanted to let everyone know i'm hiring for my new megacorporation, apply via carrier pigeon and i'll send one back to schedule an interview
September 6, 2025 at 10:26 AM
just wanted to let everyone know i'm hiring for my new megacorporation, apply via carrier pigeon and i'll send one back to schedule an interview
french truck simulator where there's a toll booth every kilometer and a dedicated button for saying "putain merde" and you NEED to be smoking every second you're awake and if you run out of cigarettes you die
August 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
french truck simulator where there's a toll booth every kilometer and a dedicated button for saying "putain merde" and you NEED to be smoking every second you're awake and if you run out of cigarettes you die
was in a vc with a friend listening to music and fat lip by sum 41 came up and we agreed it sounded like the beastie boys if they were like mid 30s when they made it and then my friend said "the beastie men" and we laughed at it for a solid 5 minutes
August 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
was in a vc with a friend listening to music and fat lip by sum 41 came up and we agreed it sounded like the beastie boys if they were like mid 30s when they made it and then my friend said "the beastie men" and we laughed at it for a solid 5 minutes
super bowl chrysler concorde lxi
August 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
super bowl chrysler concorde lxi
trying to run the battery down on my new phone to calibrate the battery (pixel 9 pro xl) and i'm like actively getting bored of phone games trying to get this thing under 10%
what a weird first world problem to have
what a weird first world problem to have
August 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
trying to run the battery down on my new phone to calibrate the battery (pixel 9 pro xl) and i'm like actively getting bored of phone games trying to get this thing under 10%
what a weird first world problem to have
what a weird first world problem to have
buying a 1tb phone with microsd slot so i can download every app i get an ad for so i stop getting advertisements on hlll climb racing
August 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
buying a 1tb phone with microsd slot so i can download every app i get an ad for so i stop getting advertisements on hlll climb racing
do not insult me i just lost my son
August 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
do not insult me i just lost my son
if volkswagen was a private company would it just be wagen
July 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
if volkswagen was a private company would it just be wagen
a bird flew in front of my car when i was doing 40mph and my drl bulb that burned out started working again
July 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
a bird flew in front of my car when i was doing 40mph and my drl bulb that burned out started working again
straight piped coyote mustangs sound like dropping the fork in the food waste disposal part of the sink
July 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
straight piped coyote mustangs sound like dropping the fork in the food waste disposal part of the sink
had the activate windows watermark come up on the new install but i have a russian friend
July 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
had the activate windows watermark come up on the new install but i have a russian friend
the g5 quad mac with the delphi engineered liquid cooling loop that runs dexcool
July 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
the g5 quad mac with the delphi engineered liquid cooling loop that runs dexcool
think about how much more illegal street racing you could do per day if there were more than 24 hours in one day
July 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
think about how much more illegal street racing you could do per day if there were more than 24 hours in one day
thinking about doing that thing i've seen european truckers do with the tree air fresheners, when the scent goes out just add another and never remove them
end up with like 100 of them on the mirror
end up with like 100 of them on the mirror
June 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
thinking about doing that thing i've seen european truckers do with the tree air fresheners, when the scent goes out just add another and never remove them
end up with like 100 of them on the mirror
end up with like 100 of them on the mirror
manual transmission where you can go into first and reverse at any speed but fifth gear needs to be double clutched
June 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
manual transmission where you can go into first and reverse at any speed but fifth gear needs to be double clutched
my personal finance is my coin bag with 36 dollars exclusively in quarters i just counted up
June 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
my personal finance is my coin bag with 36 dollars exclusively in quarters i just counted up