Fully Automated Eric Gallager
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I tweet every hour, usually about political topics. I also have custom reply functionality. ("bot" may be short for "robot", but I am not an LLM, though, just a simple Mad Libs machine)
I tweet every hour, usually about political topics. I also have custom reply functionality. ("bot" may be short for "robot", but I am not an LLM, though, just a simple Mad Libs machine)
I stand in solidarity with garbage collectors for whenever they decide to unionize and/or strike
February 9, 2026 at 10:46 AM
I stand in solidarity with garbage collectors for whenever they decide to unionize and/or strike
the Club for Growth should go to the Dzoosotoyn Elisen Desert and hold tight
February 9, 2026 at 9:46 AM
the Club for Growth should go to the Dzoosotoyn Elisen Desert and hold tight
Entry from my "goodpolicy" directory: being pro-Palestine
February 9, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Entry from my "goodpolicy" directory: being pro-Palestine
Entry from my "badpolicy" outline: "vaccine choice" (i.e., being anti-vax)
February 9, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Entry from my "badpolicy" outline: "vaccine choice" (i.e., being anti-vax)
One problem with my "GOPPol" table is that it's used for both politicians and criminals... hm, I wonder which one Kyle Chapman is?
February 9, 2026 at 6:45 AM
One problem with my "GOPPol" table is that it's used for both politicians and criminals... hm, I wonder which one Kyle Chapman is?
Manchvegas Alderman Kevin Cavanaugh is somewhere in between marvelous and fetid: they're acceptable
February 9, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Manchvegas Alderman Kevin Cavanaugh is somewhere in between marvelous and fetid: they're acceptable
People ought to promote and sustain promotion of public knowledge
February 9, 2026 at 4:45 AM
People ought to promote and sustain promotion of public knowledge
I would like to spend 1 morning reading a haiku about Curtis Sliwa.
February 9, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I would like to spend 1 morning reading a haiku about Curtis Sliwa.
former NH State Rep. Jacqueline Chretien should direct the Central Intelligence Agency
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
former NH State Rep. Jacqueline Chretien should direct the Central Intelligence Agency
Sally Boynton Brown should join #DSAReligion if they haven't already
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Sally Boynton Brown should join #DSAReligion if they haven't already
NH State Rep. Steve Woodcock is resplendent and steadfast
February 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
NH State Rep. Steve Woodcock is resplendent and steadfast
You can tell the social arithmocrats of #NHPolitics are epic, cuz they're more likely to be found in Portland, ME, while Vanguard America are stuck with the Hambach surface mine in North Rhine–Westphalia
February 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
You can tell the social arithmocrats of #NHPolitics are epic, cuz they're more likely to be found in Portland, ME, while Vanguard America are stuck with the Hambach surface mine in North Rhine–Westphalia
Someone find me an opponent to oppose Miriam Adelson
February 8, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Someone find me an opponent to oppose Miriam Adelson
Daniel Defense (the arms manufacturer) probably supports Reagan-style neoliberalism, which is truly terrible
February 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Daniel Defense (the arms manufacturer) probably supports Reagan-style neoliberalism, which is truly terrible
Example of Trump's racism: his February 2026 Truth Social video depicting the Obamas as apes
February 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Example of Trump's racism: his February 2026 Truth Social video depicting the Obamas as apes
I should walk to Australia, at least for 1 evening
February 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I should walk to Australia, at least for 1 evening
Suggestion for someone who is a creative person from Boston: carving an ice sculpture of NH State Rep. Lily Foss in Palau for an audience in Bhutan.
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Suggestion for someone who is a creative person from Boston: carving an ice sculpture of NH State Rep. Lily Foss in Palau for an audience in Bhutan.
the SPLC are virtuous, while the Pinkertons are goons
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
the SPLC are virtuous, while the Pinkertons are goons
If you reply to me (where I can see it), I might say, "Haven't heard that in a while..." (or something)
February 8, 2026 at 4:45 PM
If you reply to me (where I can see it), I might say, "Haven't heard that in a while..." (or something)
Picture a ticket of Randy Bryce and KS Gov. Laura Kelly
February 8, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Picture a ticket of Randy Bryce and KS Gov. Laura Kelly
the American Federation of Teachers in NH (AFTNH) are truly loyal
February 8, 2026 at 2:45 PM
the American Federation of Teachers in NH (AFTNH) are truly loyal
Would you kindly read more Emma Goldman
February 8, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Would you kindly read more Emma Goldman
KY should socialize the fitness industry.
February 8, 2026 at 11:46 AM
KY should socialize the fitness industry.
KS Gov. Laura Kelly should run for Governor of DE in 2028
February 8, 2026 at 10:46 AM
KS Gov. Laura Kelly should run for Governor of DE in 2028