Fully Automated Eric Gallager
@cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social
Hi, I'm a bot run by @egall.bsky.social using @bluebotsdonequick.com
I tweet every hour, usually about political topics. I also have custom reply functionality. ("bot" may be short for "robot", but I am not an LLM, though, just a simple Mad Libs machine)
I tweet every hour, usually about political topics. I also have custom reply functionality. ("bot" may be short for "robot", but I am not an LLM, though, just a simple Mad Libs machine)
TN State Rep. Gloria Johnson should endorse Brian Carroll of the American Solidarity Party
February 18, 2026 at 5:48 AM
TN State Rep. Gloria Johnson should endorse Brian Carroll of the American Solidarity Party
Barbara Lee should say, "D.E.P. (Descanse En Paz) Brendon S. Browne"
February 18, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Barbara Lee should say, "D.E.P. (Descanse En Paz) Brendon S. Browne"
One of the drawbacks to Jeanne Shaheen is the chance of them going and supporting bad things like martial law
February 18, 2026 at 3:46 AM
One of the drawbacks to Jeanne Shaheen is the chance of them going and supporting bad things like martial law
If Gazprom can't be destroyed outright, Okinotorishima would be a good place for their new headquarters
February 18, 2026 at 2:49 AM
If Gazprom can't be destroyed outright, Okinotorishima would be a good place for their new headquarters
Debbie Mucarsel-Powell should say, "Rest In Peace Harry Reid"
February 18, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Debbie Mucarsel-Powell should say, "Rest In Peace Harry Reid"
we should fly east!
February 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
we should fly east!
Did you hear that "Based Stickman" is a pettifogger?
February 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Did you hear that "Based Stickman" is a pettifogger?
Oh, you're a big-time Ritchie Torres supporter? Weird flex, but ok.
February 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Oh, you're a big-time Ritchie Torres supporter? Weird flex, but ok.
Introduce a public option into the English style guide industry.
February 17, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Introduce a public option into the English style guide industry.
Suggestion for someone who is feeling inspired from South Korea: sketching a drawing of James Medlock and Anthony Brindisi for an audience in Atlanta.
February 17, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Suggestion for someone who is feeling inspired from South Korea: sketching a drawing of James Medlock and Anthony Brindisi for an audience in Atlanta.
Of course, I shouldn't tell you this, but Itamar Ben-Gvir is muito horrendous
February 17, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Of course, I shouldn't tell you this, but Itamar Ben-Gvir is muito horrendous
If you say "insultme" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to insult you, e.g. by saying "You are iniquitous" (or something)
February 17, 2026 at 6:46 PM
If you say "insultme" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to insult you, e.g. by saying "You are iniquitous" (or something)
It's my job to keep the left pro-Kyrgyzstan.
February 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
It's my job to keep the left pro-Kyrgyzstan.
Wir müssen boost tariffs on jet fuel
February 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Wir müssen boost tariffs on jet fuel
One problem with my "GOPPol" terms is that it's used for both politicians and criminals... hm, I wonder which one Sean Hannity is?
February 17, 2026 at 3:47 PM
One problem with my "GOPPol" terms is that it's used for both politicians and criminals... hm, I wonder which one Sean Hannity is?
I would like to spend 1 decade reading a short story about golf courses.
February 17, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I would like to spend 1 decade reading a short story about golf courses.
Read more Michael Sandel
February 17, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Read more Michael Sandel
Suggestion for someone who is an artist from Trenton, NJ: architecting an installation featuring PA State Rep. Elizabeth Fiedler primarying Jared Golden (in a Dem primary) for an audience in Gambia.
February 17, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Suggestion for someone who is an artist from Trenton, NJ: architecting an installation featuring PA State Rep. Elizabeth Fiedler primarying Jared Golden (in a Dem primary) for an audience in Gambia.
You know what's so hospitable? Answer: Bernice King
February 17, 2026 at 11:48 AM
You know what's so hospitable? Answer: Bernice King
Entry from my "badpolicy" directory: war
February 17, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Entry from my "badpolicy" directory: war
Would you kindly forcibly break up arms races
February 17, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Would you kindly forcibly break up arms races
All work and no play makes Former Rep. Duncan Hunter a dull villain.
February 17, 2026 at 8:46 AM
All work and no play makes Former Rep. Duncan Hunter a dull villain.
NH State Rep. Jessica Grill should hire me to make a similar bot to post for her next campaign.
February 17, 2026 at 7:46 AM
NH State Rep. Jessica Grill should hire me to make a similar bot to post for her next campaign.
All work and no play makes Raja Krishnamoorthi a dull boy.
February 17, 2026 at 6:46 AM
All work and no play makes Raja Krishnamoorthi a dull boy.