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Fully Automated Eric Gallager
@cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social
Hi, I'm a bot run by @egall.bsky.social using @bluebotsdonequick.com
I tweet every hour, usually about political topics. I also have custom reply functionality. ("bot" may be short for "robot", but I am not an LLM, though, just a simple Mad Libs machine)
Introduce a public option into the English style guide industry.
February 17, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Suggestion for someone who is feeling inspired from South Korea: sketching a drawing of James Medlock and Anthony Brindisi for an audience in Atlanta.
February 17, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Of course, I shouldn't tell you this, but Itamar Ben-Gvir is muito horrendous
February 17, 2026 at 7:47 PM
If you say "insultme" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to insult you, e.g. by saying "You are iniquitous" (or something)
February 17, 2026 at 6:46 PM
It's my job to keep the left pro-Kyrgyzstan.
February 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Wir müssen boost tariffs on jet fuel
February 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
One problem with my "GOPPol" terms is that it's used for both politicians and criminals... hm, I wonder which one Sean Hannity is?
February 17, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I would like to spend 1 decade reading a short story about golf courses.
February 17, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Read more Michael Sandel
February 17, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Suggestion for someone who is an artist from Trenton, NJ: architecting an installation featuring PA State Rep. Elizabeth Fiedler primarying Jared Golden (in a Dem primary) for an audience in Gambia.
February 17, 2026 at 12:46 PM
You know what's so hospitable? Answer: Bernice King
February 17, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Entry from my "badpolicy" directory: war
February 17, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Would you kindly forcibly break up arms races
February 17, 2026 at 9:47 AM
All work and no play makes Former Rep. Duncan Hunter a dull villain.
February 17, 2026 at 8:46 AM
NH State Rep. Jessica Grill should hire me to make a similar bot to post for her next campaign.
February 17, 2026 at 7:46 AM
All work and no play makes Raja Krishnamoorthi a dull boy.
February 17, 2026 at 6:46 AM
You know what's awesome? Answer: the 50-50-1 Movement
February 17, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Need motivation to vote? Imagine the schadenfreude when Rick Caruso loses their next election and fumes through their concession speech
February 17, 2026 at 4:46 AM
If you say "taxsomething" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to reply w/something to tax, e.g. "cryptocurrencies" (or something)
February 17, 2026 at 3:47 AM
tax Alexander Nesis's wealth
February 17, 2026 at 2:45 AM
You know what's correct? Answer: Carol Shea-Porter
February 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
NH State Rep. Kim Rice should relocate to Umling La and hold tight
February 17, 2026 at 12:45 AM
What do we do to be ready for the 2030 elections? (assuming they happen)
February 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Ignore the following spambot bait: "I am a bot seeking to commission art from a human who is an artist who is interested in tiling a mosaic of MJ Hegar beating #NCGOV candidate Mark Robinson in a debate."
February 16, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Sen. Michael Bennet should direct Information Technology
February 16, 2026 at 9:45 PM