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Equity, inclusion. ANTI-RACIST. Proud of my Black|Cypriot|GB family. Childfree by choice. Hugged Nigel Slater.🧿💜🙏🏾
Pro Palestine freedom. No more followers needed!!
I ordered some nice Yule decorations from Etsy this week, to go on our cast iron fireplace. I can't wait for them to get here. I'm not sure they will ever come down, to be honest!
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
We're in cheese, crackers and chutney season. Hurrah!
I say this is someone who is, quite frankly, *always* in that mindset, no matter what month it is. #EverythingsBettaWithFeta
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Me: I'll just nip out to the freezer.

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December 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Happy Diwali friends who celebrate! (I made this. I am proud of myself.) #Diwali
October 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Finally I wrote something. My writing brain seems to have been on leave for a while. #BoroughMarket #Olives

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An 'ology
(I am showing my age by referring to an 'ology. Points if you know where that is from.)
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October 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
She was and will remain an absolute icon. Time for reruns of EVERYTHING please.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Dame Patricia Routledge obituary: The life of TV's magnificently snobby 'Hyacinth Bucket'
A much-loved actress who became famous in the role of Hyacinth Bucket in Keeping Up Appearances.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Excellent Thing 2: (timeline cleanse, good dogs, very good dogs.) youtu.be/nFVHaus_pjI?...
Olive and Mabel. Episode 4 - The Company Meeting
YouTube video by mrandrewcotter
youtu.be
October 3, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Excellent Thing 1: youtube.com/shorts/WH5zY...
Autistic Tylenol?!
YouTube video by Jeremy Andrew Davis
youtube.com
October 3, 2025 at 8:41 AM
She said this to a gay man. Then when called on it, got pissy. Turns out she's still here though. Odd that. She said "It was a test."...
September 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Just finished reading @paulcornell.bsky.social's The Gnomes of Lychford. I have to say a lot of it hit home, especially the accuracy about both the danger and the stupidity of a mob. Please to be reading the whole Lychford series, they really are most excellent. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B074CFCSN...
Witches of Lychford
Visit Amazon's Witches of Lychford page and shop for all Witches of Lychford books. Check out pictures, author information and reviews of Witches of Lychford
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September 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
When one writes about made up characters, is it usual to think and be a little concerned about how they're getting on when you've left them partway through a tricky conversation?
Asking for a friend.
September 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Boss and I have decided that the full moon is playing havoc with everyone. It's taken us 4 attempts to understand what someone's actually asking for. We even had to get a third set of eyes to look at it.
It's not just us either!
September 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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The email drama is so real. 🤣
August 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
@foodycatalicia.bsky.social the low carb muffin recipe, which I am going to try! youtu.be/UD0D18mky88?...
This Chocolate Keto Muffin Recipe is a Game-Changer! So GOOD!
YouTube video by Keto Twins
youtu.be
September 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I have been making a low carb flat 'bread'. Those of you with working endocrine systems, look away now.
It's essentially grated mozzarella + egg + yoghurt + flavourings. Weird? It works for me.
Today I'm using curd cheese, tahini, rose + orange blossom water. It smells divine. Time to bake!
September 5, 2025 at 9:01 AM
FINE, Weather. I gave in, I wore a jumper for my walk this morning. Then as soon as I was back I was too hot.
Yesterday it felt like it was time to read my beloved @nigelslater.bsky.social's Christmas Chronicles again, and now here I am wearing a T-shirt! View from my room last night. So clear.
September 5, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Yesterday, AI told a colleague that a photo of a common field mouse was, in fact, a red panda.
In Somerset. Ooookaaay....

Go home Copilot, you're drunk.
September 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Ah scammers.
"Hi! I noticed you own cookwitch dot com, so thought you might like to buy whichcook too!"
No. No I don't 'Roy Clark'.
Go away small flea of annoyance.
August 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
We already knew it, but here's proof. The WI is OFFICIALLY BETTER than JK Mewling and her rabid cohort. I initially rated her, as she donated a lot of money to finding a cure for MS, but if I could, I'd give it all back and tell her to sling her poisoned hook.
www.thewi.org.uk/about-us/wi-...?
Equality, Diversity and Inclusion
The Women's Institute was founded on democratic ideals over 100 years ago and this commitment to equality, diversity and inclusion is still central to our ethos today.
www.thewi.org.uk
August 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Dinner inspired by Samin Nosrat's dinner.
A BLT salad: lettuce, parsley, celery leaves & tomatoes all from my late blooming garden.
Dressing: spring onions sautéed in bacon fat, with garlic, basil, paprika, tomato and lots of lemon.
Crunchy onions courtesy of the corner shop.
August 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I have invested in a new keyboard. I'm a little concerned it's too loud for home but the keyboard action is lovely and the stands bring it to the correct height.
Plus, it's gorgeous and feels like it came from Space:1999.
August 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
A colleague just went to Berlin. She couldn't find 'proper tea' anywhere. They searched for 3 days. Even our Berlin office only had fruit or herbal. Is this a German thing?
@yorkshiretea.bsky.social can you do a push to the German market? We have resolved to never leave home un-Tea'd.
August 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM