alien pum pum
@coochiespacecraft.bsky.social
thoughts and prayers and more prayers and more thoughts
philly
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philly
23
layer your scents (if you do cologne, do a scented oil under it that matches the undertones of your cologne)
make sure your cologne is mainly on skin, not clothes
don’t rub or dab it in. just let your body absorb it
make sure your cologne is mainly on skin, not clothes
don’t rub or dab it in. just let your body absorb it
How do I get my cologne to stick and last?
December 3, 2024 at 11:35 PM
layer your scents (if you do cologne, do a scented oil under it that matches the undertones of your cologne)
make sure your cologne is mainly on skin, not clothes
don’t rub or dab it in. just let your body absorb it
make sure your cologne is mainly on skin, not clothes
don’t rub or dab it in. just let your body absorb it
adults should in no way have access to underage ppl online whatsoever. we have to make that a national law somehow
i was a victim of blackmail and sexual abuse bc of the internet from like ages 11-15 and even preyed on heavily up until 19. im a victim of a lot of sexual violence.
i was a victim of blackmail and sexual abuse bc of the internet from like ages 11-15 and even preyed on heavily up until 19. im a victim of a lot of sexual violence.
December 3, 2024 at 11:31 PM
adults should in no way have access to underage ppl online whatsoever. we have to make that a national law somehow
i was a victim of blackmail and sexual abuse bc of the internet from like ages 11-15 and even preyed on heavily up until 19. im a victim of a lot of sexual violence.
i was a victim of blackmail and sexual abuse bc of the internet from like ages 11-15 and even preyed on heavily up until 19. im a victim of a lot of sexual violence.
when i was 13 i saw a man jerk himself off with a McChicken on twitter and stopped caring about men’s opinions ever since
December 3, 2024 at 11:26 PM
when i was 13 i saw a man jerk himself off with a McChicken on twitter and stopped caring about men’s opinions ever since
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Idk what this says about anything but I didn’t even know the ICC does anything… like they keep saying shit but I didn’t know they actually arrest people lmfao
BREAKING: The ICC have issued an arrest warrant for Israel’s Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, for alleged war crimes relating to Gaza.
November 21, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Idk what this says about anything but I didn’t even know the ICC does anything… like they keep saying shit but I didn’t know they actually arrest people lmfao
me but autistic
chemistry made 100% sense. did i fail biology and never taken calculus - yes
chemistry made 100% sense. did i fail biology and never taken calculus - yes
The duality of people with adhd is always funny. Like of course I read The Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri at 15 and sucked at geometry.
November 20, 2024 at 12:55 PM
me but autistic
chemistry made 100% sense. did i fail biology and never taken calculus - yes
chemistry made 100% sense. did i fail biology and never taken calculus - yes
why everybody on the discover tab old as dirt, yall are so boring
November 20, 2024 at 12:31 AM
why everybody on the discover tab old as dirt, yall are so boring
…i’m just horny and mad posting bc my man cooking me dinner instead of cooking up some coochie pot pie 😔 SIGHHHH
November 20, 2024 at 12:29 AM
…i’m just horny and mad posting bc my man cooking me dinner instead of cooking up some coochie pot pie 😔 SIGHHHH
old ppl do not need to be on social media i am not above cussing out grandmothers in fact FWUCK that old bitch
November 20, 2024 at 12:28 AM
old ppl do not need to be on social media i am not above cussing out grandmothers in fact FWUCK that old bitch
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Bluesky heard your criticism that its user base skewed too heavily toward the elder millennial demographic and compensated by adding ten million even older users
November 19, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Bluesky heard your criticism that its user base skewed too heavily toward the elder millennial demographic and compensated by adding ten million even older users
bluesky wants me to care about lesbian t swift so baddddd it’s not happening
November 20, 2024 at 12:25 AM
bluesky wants me to care about lesbian t swift so baddddd it’s not happening
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Y’all are regurgitating old viral tweets for engagement on here and I need it to stop 😭
November 19, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Y’all are regurgitating old viral tweets for engagement on here and I need it to stop 😭
YES but as an autistic person this feels a w f u l (for me) sensory wise once i’m in the bed or gotta put clothes on i hate it 😭
November 20, 2024 at 12:24 AM
YES but as an autistic person this feels a w f u l (for me) sensory wise once i’m in the bed or gotta put clothes on i hate it 😭
i did a crazy glute workout today and i’m sipping coquito my pussy might as well be put on a platter but my man wanna make dinner instead. stingy self
feed this PUSSY my stomach can WAIT
feed this PUSSY my stomach can WAIT
November 20, 2024 at 12:23 AM
i did a crazy glute workout today and i’m sipping coquito my pussy might as well be put on a platter but my man wanna make dinner instead. stingy self
feed this PUSSY my stomach can WAIT
feed this PUSSY my stomach can WAIT
nonblack ppl with wavy/curly hair b using curl police to call us n*ggers and ion like det
November 20, 2024 at 12:21 AM
nonblack ppl with wavy/curly hair b using curl police to call us n*ggers and ion like det
idk mane i’m not lettin no nigga i feel like i gotta hide from social media impregnate me that’s just me tho
November 20, 2024 at 12:18 AM
idk mane i’m not lettin no nigga i feel like i gotta hide from social media impregnate me that’s just me tho
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John Redcorn - SiR
I can’t believe SiR woke up one day, went to the studio & recorded John Redcorn like this.
I can’t believe SiR woke up one day, went to the studio & recorded John Redcorn like this.
November 19, 2024 at 1:52 AM
John Redcorn - SiR
I can’t believe SiR woke up one day, went to the studio & recorded John Redcorn like this.
I can’t believe SiR woke up one day, went to the studio & recorded John Redcorn like this.
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Carl Sagan nailed it back in 1995.
November 18, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Carl Sagan nailed it back in 1995.
scammers r quick this app like a week old relax 😭
November 19, 2024 at 3:07 PM
scammers r quick this app like a week old relax 😭
how i start dieting and go to the gym and do cardio 4x/wk and somehow i gained two lbs
(don’t tell me the science, i know it, i just really dgaf to hear that rn)
(don’t tell me the science, i know it, i just really dgaf to hear that rn)
November 19, 2024 at 1:41 PM
how i start dieting and go to the gym and do cardio 4x/wk and somehow i gained two lbs
(don’t tell me the science, i know it, i just really dgaf to hear that rn)
(don’t tell me the science, i know it, i just really dgaf to hear that rn)
what’s to be done when the russian bot farmers come? this sounds hilariously like conspiracy jargon but it’s not and i hope the small bluesky team has something to prepare for that bc it’ll flood at some point
November 19, 2024 at 11:37 AM
what’s to be done when the russian bot farmers come? this sounds hilariously like conspiracy jargon but it’s not and i hope the small bluesky team has something to prepare for that bc it’ll flood at some point
elon is def gonna try to sue bluesky but it’ll fall through bc of how capitalism works in this country. dr pepper can’t be mad if everyone starts drinking mr pibb lol
(ignore that they now have the same parent company due to the gov not giving a shit abt monopolies)
(ignore that they now have the same parent company due to the gov not giving a shit abt monopolies)
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 AM
elon is def gonna try to sue bluesky but it’ll fall through bc of how capitalism works in this country. dr pepper can’t be mad if everyone starts drinking mr pibb lol
(ignore that they now have the same parent company due to the gov not giving a shit abt monopolies)
(ignore that they now have the same parent company due to the gov not giving a shit abt monopolies)
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what if your ideas are as in love with you as you are with them?
what if your creativity spends its days dreaming about you too?
what if art is a co-creation between you (the vessel) & the eternal source of all things?
what if this act of making is the universe experiencing itself through you?
what if your creativity spends its days dreaming about you too?
what if art is a co-creation between you (the vessel) & the eternal source of all things?
what if this act of making is the universe experiencing itself through you?
November 18, 2024 at 5:07 AM
what if your ideas are as in love with you as you are with them?
what if your creativity spends its days dreaming about you too?
what if art is a co-creation between you (the vessel) & the eternal source of all things?
what if this act of making is the universe experiencing itself through you?
what if your creativity spends its days dreaming about you too?
what if art is a co-creation between you (the vessel) & the eternal source of all things?
what if this act of making is the universe experiencing itself through you?
as a man why do you have nipples 🤨
November 18, 2024 at 11:14 PM
as a man why do you have nipples 🤨
don’t worry pookah i take an hour and half break for the gym whenever im in office 🫶🏽
Do the bare minimum at work today baddies 🫶🏼
November 18, 2024 at 5:59 PM
don’t worry pookah i take an hour and half break for the gym whenever im in office 🫶🏽