Clayton Howard
@consumerclay.bsky.social
UX Designer & improv comedian
What type of cheese do you like on your peanut butter and jelly?
March 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
What type of cheese do you like on your peanut butter and jelly?
I have a couple of viral comments on TikTok.
March 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I have a couple of viral comments on TikTok.
I had a boss tell me once he doesn't live to work. He works to live.
And I thought that was pretty interesting because I just work to pay my bills.
And I thought that was pretty interesting because I just work to pay my bills.
February 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I had a boss tell me once he doesn't live to work. He works to live.
And I thought that was pretty interesting because I just work to pay my bills.
And I thought that was pretty interesting because I just work to pay my bills.
Wishing there was a social media platform with ZERO politics.
February 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Wishing there was a social media platform with ZERO politics.
Can't wait for Nosfera-two: Nosferatu in Space.
February 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Can't wait for Nosfera-two: Nosferatu in Space.
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness hasn't paid me.
February 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness hasn't paid me.
How will tariffs affect IKEA prices?
February 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
How will tariffs affect IKEA prices?
Anyone else get anxiety around getting hair cuts?
January 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Anyone else get anxiety around getting hair cuts?
"The arc of history is long, but it tends towards justice." Martin Luther King Jr
January 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"The arc of history is long, but it tends towards justice." Martin Luther King Jr
Occasionally my farts sound like Donald Duck speaking Spanish.
January 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Occasionally my farts sound like Donald Duck speaking Spanish.
15 years ago was 2016.
Feel old yet?
Feel old yet?
January 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
15 years ago was 2016.
Feel old yet?
Feel old yet?
If the Jan 6 protestors were "antifa" then why is Trump pardoning them?
This post is for my dad.
He legit thinks they're antifa.
This post is for my dad.
He legit thinks they're antifa.
January 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
If the Jan 6 protestors were "antifa" then why is Trump pardoning them?
This post is for my dad.
He legit thinks they're antifa.
This post is for my dad.
He legit thinks they're antifa.
Everything is a transaction in Trump's mind.
And Americans aren't the ones benefitting.
And Americans aren't the ones benefitting.
January 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Everything is a transaction in Trump's mind.
And Americans aren't the ones benefitting.
And Americans aren't the ones benefitting.
Land of the free
Bans TikTok
Bans abortion
Bans marijuana
Bans transgender
Bans books
Bans protests
Bans history
Bans rights
Yet, still claims liberty.
Bans TikTok
Bans abortion
Bans marijuana
Bans transgender
Bans books
Bans protests
Bans history
Bans rights
Yet, still claims liberty.
January 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Land of the free
Bans TikTok
Bans abortion
Bans marijuana
Bans transgender
Bans books
Bans protests
Bans history
Bans rights
Yet, still claims liberty.
Bans TikTok
Bans abortion
Bans marijuana
Bans transgender
Bans books
Bans protests
Bans history
Bans rights
Yet, still claims liberty.
Being an adult is just saying "things should calm down after this week" every week.
January 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Being an adult is just saying "things should calm down after this week" every week.
They really need to add subtitles to audio books.
January 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They really need to add subtitles to audio books.
Going to write a song about the weather. Cali is on fire. Texas is freezing.
I shall name it "a song of fire and ice"
I shall name it "a song of fire and ice"
January 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Going to write a song about the weather. Cali is on fire. Texas is freezing.
I shall name it "a song of fire and ice"
I shall name it "a song of fire and ice"