🔧ab 🔧
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watching birds or sports. ask me about my favorite watersheds. quilting, collaging, collecting, fixing. they/them
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sometimes you go head to head with a laser blower motor fan and it takes you 3 rounds but finally, bloodied, you win. not today you little 220V piece of shit
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
sometimes you go head to head with a laser blower motor fan and it takes you 3 rounds but finally, bloodied, you win. not today you little 220V piece of shit
i need a little free library but for beer. many times I wanna try i beer but it's not for me so then I'm left with 3-5 orphaned cans. no walkable neighborhood should allow this
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i need a little free library but for beer. many times I wanna try i beer but it's not for me so then I'm left with 3-5 orphaned cans. no walkable neighborhood should allow this
don't let them tell you you can't make a collage out of your traffic citation
October 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
don't let them tell you you can't make a collage out of your traffic citation
not having your life jacket zipped and clipped before approaching the boat on the birding tour is like the faux pas of all faux pas. the capitan is laughing at you. the guide is laughing at you. the laughing gulls are [red dot appears on my head]
September 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
not having your life jacket zipped and clipped before approaching the boat on the birding tour is like the faux pas of all faux pas. the capitan is laughing at you. the guide is laughing at you. the laughing gulls are [red dot appears on my head]
jesus christ. a driver hit and ran a cyclist outside my apartment this morning. I heard honks, then screams. fuck cars and fuck drivers. esp fuck the impatient drivers honking to turn down the street in the exact way that the driver hit the cyclist 30 minutes ago cause one lane is blocked by EMTs.
September 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
jesus christ. a driver hit and ran a cyclist outside my apartment this morning. I heard honks, then screams. fuck cars and fuck drivers. esp fuck the impatient drivers honking to turn down the street in the exact way that the driver hit the cyclist 30 minutes ago cause one lane is blocked by EMTs.
pinkpantheress tiny desk I'm going to eat you as my after dinner treat
September 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
pinkpantheress tiny desk I'm going to eat you as my after dinner treat
dude I'm so excited for all the posts tomorrow complaining about the cycling race. babe if you walked or biked you could cross the race line and wouldn't be trapped. you trapped yourself by trying to drive during this very well warned about annual event!
September 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
dude I'm so excited for all the posts tomorrow complaining about the cycling race. babe if you walked or biked you could cross the race line and wouldn't be trapped. you trapped yourself by trying to drive during this very well warned about annual event!
car broke down and it's getting desperate.
August 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
car broke down and it's getting desperate.
it's saturday night of course I'm at the hottest club in baltimore [the hanover street wetlands]
August 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
it's saturday night of course I'm at the hottest club in baltimore [the hanover street wetlands]
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It's so crazy how little people talk about this wikipedia page I'm reading right now
August 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It's so crazy how little people talk about this wikipedia page I'm reading right now
jury duty today nobody is safe from me spending the next 8 hours rating ebird photos
August 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
jury duty today nobody is safe from me spending the next 8 hours rating ebird photos
"I never see you at the club"
okay and....I never see YOU at the marshy wetlands at 8 am..
okay and....I never see YOU at the marshy wetlands at 8 am..
August 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"I never see you at the club"
okay and....I never see YOU at the marshy wetlands at 8 am..
okay and....I never see YOU at the marshy wetlands at 8 am..
it bugs me when other birders come to a site wanting clear directions to a rare bird from the non-birding site staff. terrain navigation is an enriching part of the experience! it's not cheating or anything if you have directions, but don't expect non-birders to give you the gps coordinates lol
August 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
it bugs me when other birders come to a site wanting clear directions to a rare bird from the non-birding site staff. terrain navigation is an enriching part of the experience! it's not cheating or anything if you have directions, but don't expect non-birders to give you the gps coordinates lol
everything is quilt
in the world of pleasing things, please look at my envelope pattern stickers
July 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
everything is quilt
having an awesome time in baggage claim 4 where a BWI employee just asked a white boy, "Do you want to get arrested tonight?" [he was laying on the moving baggage claim] [he did not want to get arrested tonight] [his mother picked him up in a land rover]
July 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
having an awesome time in baggage claim 4 where a BWI employee just asked a white boy, "Do you want to get arrested tonight?" [he was laying on the moving baggage claim] [he did not want to get arrested tonight] [his mother picked him up in a land rover]
my stress isn't real im literally making basil apricot ice cream. could a shell of a person do that??
July 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
my stress isn't real im literally making basil apricot ice cream. could a shell of a person do that??
birding is truly the ultimate hack to never be bored ever again. every walk across the no shade trash filled surface lot hellscape turns into this
July 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
birding is truly the ultimate hack to never be bored ever again. every walk across the no shade trash filled surface lot hellscape turns into this
I'm about to get wayyy too big for my britches cause they added pedestrian signal priority at the intersection near my house
July 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I'm about to get wayyy too big for my britches cause they added pedestrian signal priority at the intersection near my house
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New story about the police shooting of Bilal Abdullah, his family’s response, and new details that refute Commissioner Worley’s claim that the community kept them from rendering aid. baltimorebeat.com/family-mourn...
Family mourns arabber slain by police as new details emerge
On the evening of the Juneteenth holiday, a crowd gathered near the Upton Metro station off Pennsylvania Avenue, not to celebrate the end of slavery in America but to mourn the shooting of beloved ara...
baltimorebeat.com
June 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
New story about the police shooting of Bilal Abdullah, his family’s response, and new details that refute Commissioner Worley’s claim that the community kept them from rendering aid. baltimorebeat.com/family-mourn...
biscuit making has come to a compete halt and the only thing the production line will make now is side eye
June 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
biscuit making has come to a compete halt and the only thing the production line will make now is side eye
why, as a man, are you taking up a four top at a busy cafe when there were 2 other two tops available
June 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
why, as a man, are you taking up a four top at a busy cafe when there were 2 other two tops available
now that I've finally seen the least bittern in patterson I can say that she is the most bittern in my heart ❤️
June 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
now that I've finally seen the least bittern in patterson I can say that she is the most bittern in my heart ❤️
bumper stickers are all fun and games in our weird little town until I google your oddly specific one and find your X account and think about rejoining the app to @ you since you didn't put your cart away in the aldi parking lot and have broken the social contract
June 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
bumper stickers are all fun and games in our weird little town until I google your oddly specific one and find your X account and think about rejoining the app to @ you since you didn't put your cart away in the aldi parking lot and have broken the social contract
wilson's warbler I want you so bad baby please
May 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
wilson's warbler I want you so bad baby please