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Constance Trouble
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Unpleasant to be around
Sorry, I'm really having an emergency today and I got nothing.
Still out of work
No car or phone
Urgently to put together $400 for rent today
EleanorIsWeird on venmo or Cash app
Anything helps, thank you
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
No pausing? No problem.
#callofduty #callofdoody #wetwork
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Still out of work
No car or phone
Urgently to put together $400 for rent today
EleanorIsWeird on venmo or Cash app
Anything helps, thank you
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I've been sneezing so much it feels like the tip of my nose is falling off
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"We tried making a Ronald Reagan clone but it kinda melted and it won't stop writing bullshit"
November 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Playstation 2 turd
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Watching TENET (2020) for the 13th time
October 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I keep seeing these ads where some dude is fingering a box of chocolate corn flakes and I just know that fuck ass Dr Kellogg would be displeased
October 24, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I was kidding!
If the Blazers are gonna suck they should at least get into some hijinx and cause trouble. Jail Blazers The Next Generation let's go
October 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Now the valley cried with anger
Mount your horses, draw your sword
And they killed the mountain people, so they won their just reward
Now they stood beside the treasure, on the mountain, dark and red
Turned the stone and looked beneath it
LOL DEEZ NUTS was all it said
October 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The one time I found myself in a bar trivia situation it turned out I was the only participant that knew Gary Cherone was the 3rd singer for Van Halen
October 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Game of Mushrooms;
Cream of Thrones
October 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Reposted by Constance Trouble
Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!
October 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We've refined the cat into pure plakittyum 235 which as you know is hissile material
October 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The year is 2069. The air is choking fume, the seas... dead. There is no comfort or joy to be had on the hard, burning waste where civilization once stood. Minecraft 14 and God Emperor of Dune part VII both starring Jason Momoa are opening in theaters
October 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Steve Miller invented dark synthwave
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Warhammer 50k its a cozy farming game
"I'M A DREADNOUGHT OF THE IMPERIUM"
"Great, harvest these turnips"
"ARE THE TURNIPS XENOS?"
"Um... yeah?"
"TURNIPS YOU WILL COWER IN THE SOIL NO LONGER YOUR HARVESTING IS AT HAND"
October 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
October 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Peanut butter banana on sourdough toast
October 2, 2025 at 6:46 AM
If it doesn't make you toot is it even art?
September 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM