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Constance Trouble
@constancetrouble.bsky.social
Unpleasant to be around
A parallelogram is rectangle that's puttin' a lil stank on it
January 10, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Sucking on a cough drop, as the eucalyptus essence permeates my being, I begin to understand brother koala
January 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Bravo Golf Sierra Bravo Papa Oscar Kilo
January 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Replaying New Vegas. Yes, because of the television
January 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Just imagining scenarios where I come off real smooth and look really cool
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Doing a youth outreach program having kids turn in fidget spinners for packs of smokes
December 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I cant get into the math now, but listen... Ive received a message from the future! The super computer has juat finished decoding it... my god... what this could mean for the world...
Wait. All it says is "MAROON 6"...
December 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Lean is the opposite of Gummiberry juice
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Nothing i love more than waking up at 4:30am for no reason.
December 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Bropium™️
Opium... for Men™️
December 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
"Adrenaline", "Around the Fur" boyfriend; "White Pony", "Saturday Night Wrist" girlfriend
December 18, 2025 at 7:16 AM
One of our many modern problems is we don't have popular music like Natalie Merchant. Good enough that its a bop but accessible enough that the squares are into it.
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Freezer burn adds an ice spice to your quail
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Being absorbed by the encroaching darkness ama
December 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Working on my skateboarding stage play "The Importance of Being Burnquist"
December 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
December 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Politely declining like "I deux nought want to"
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
He loves his new bed
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Friend of mine threw some chopped up persimmon in salsa. It was delicious
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Been out of anxiety meds for, I dunno, better part of a year but I found one today while cleaning out a drawer, on a day when my anxiety is peaking tf out. What a blessing.
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM