Connor Witt
@connorwitt.bsky.social
Goofs gags and obscure nba jerseys
Imagine splattering soup all over $10M in poker chips as you rifle a bowl at Damon Jones across the poker table. The absolute dream
October 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Imagine splattering soup all over $10M in poker chips as you rifle a bowl at Damon Jones across the poker table. The absolute dream
I initially posed this poll to my company slack in 2020 I think. But in 2025 could you weigh in which white male sexagenarian US governor would be most amusing to learn had nipple(s) pierced?
June 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I initially posed this poll to my company slack in 2020 I think. But in 2025 could you weigh in which white male sexagenarian US governor would be most amusing to learn had nipple(s) pierced?
My OFFICIAL rankings of Best Names Among 2025 NFL Day 2 Draft Hopefuls:
- Torricelli Simpkins III
- Chaz Chambliss
- Ulysses Bentley IV
- Tonka Hemingway
- Ruben Hyppolite II
- Javontez Spraggins
- Konata Mumpfield
- Zeek Biggers
- O’Donnell Fortune
- Torricelli Simpkins III
- Chaz Chambliss
- Ulysses Bentley IV
- Tonka Hemingway
- Ruben Hyppolite II
- Javontez Spraggins
- Konata Mumpfield
- Zeek Biggers
- O’Donnell Fortune
April 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My OFFICIAL rankings of Best Names Among 2025 NFL Day 2 Draft Hopefuls:
- Torricelli Simpkins III
- Chaz Chambliss
- Ulysses Bentley IV
- Tonka Hemingway
- Ruben Hyppolite II
- Javontez Spraggins
- Konata Mumpfield
- Zeek Biggers
- O’Donnell Fortune
- Torricelli Simpkins III
- Chaz Chambliss
- Ulysses Bentley IV
- Tonka Hemingway
- Ruben Hyppolite II
- Javontez Spraggins
- Konata Mumpfield
- Zeek Biggers
- O’Donnell Fortune
And to think the added reach from doing the YouTube face in the thumbnail led so more many astray
March 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
And to think the added reach from doing the YouTube face in the thumbnail led so more many astray
It wasn’t until I hit the low-level monster truck event outside Waco, tx that I learned that some venues will just sell you a 30 pack of beer if you ask
February 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It wasn’t until I hit the low-level monster truck event outside Waco, tx that I learned that some venues will just sell you a 30 pack of beer if you ask
How do you like the Schröder/Hood-Schifino fit in Utah? Worried that might not be a championship backcourt
February 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
How do you like the Schröder/Hood-Schifino fit in Utah? Worried that might not be a championship backcourt
Pachinko by Min Jin Lee
November 9, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Pachinko by Min Jin Lee