Connell Hagen
connellhagen.bsky.social
Connell Hagen
@connellhagen.bsky.social
certified caniac™️
i hate when a concert starts at 8pm or later. don’t you know we got bedtimes fr 🫩
September 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
doing bww all you can eat the night before a final was a mistake (stuck in bathroom)
May 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
just seen someone walking on train tracks with headphones on while the train was coming, oblivious. some people are ngmi man
April 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
third time throwing up in 4 days i hate having to throw up. bottom tier human experience
March 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
of course my women’s bracket is 19/22 and my men’s bracket was crumbling round one LMAO
March 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
<6 minutes left and i switched ole miss winning to unc, mark my words this was the move
March 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
having a september birthday is embarrassing. sorry
February 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
if i had a nickel for every time that there was a super bowl halftime show with kendrick lamar where someone crip walked on national television i’d have 2 nickels. that’s not a lot but its weird that it happened twice.
February 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
i just saw a trump-style flag that said Wutang Is Forever, Presidents are Temporary
February 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
ref are you blind ???
February 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
what if endermen were real and just sometimes were in the room when you wake up
February 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
sauce walka rap like when youre in a dream and trying to run away from something but your body feels like youre running through water and barely can move
February 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
how did dj premier make the best for devil’s pie
February 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
bro/bro/bro’s is a linguistically complete set of pronouns if you think about it
January 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
dropped my airpods case the other day. it seems within minutes someone grabbed it, drove to a park in another city, and then pissed on it. who tf does that???? like seriously?????
January 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i think my body is used to the humid winter air in gothenburg. i havent had a constant casual nosebleed like this in like 10 years
January 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
elon musk
January 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
who should i even follow on here
January 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM