Confused Albatross
@confusedalbatross.bsky.social
BefuddledEagle/Jyle Kames on the other site
Watch my nonsense: https://www.tiktok.com/@confusedalbatross
Watch my nonsense: https://www.tiktok.com/@confusedalbatross
It's called that because he's spent his entire career looking
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It's called that because he's spent his entire career looking
It's the year 2025, we don't need hold music anymore. I can see the call is still active, I don't need to hear your royalty-free, instrumental, soft-rock piped in at the lowest bitrate possible
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It's the year 2025, we don't need hold music anymore. I can see the call is still active, I don't need to hear your royalty-free, instrumental, soft-rock piped in at the lowest bitrate possible
My wife and I started All's Fair as our newest-hate watch and I've never seen a show so obviously written by seven year-olds before
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
My wife and I started All's Fair as our newest-hate watch and I've never seen a show so obviously written by seven year-olds before
Friday 5x5 "FINALLY in our fall meloncholy era" edition
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Friday 5x5 "FINALLY in our fall meloncholy era" edition
You couldn't even pay me to take this off your hands
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
You couldn't even pay me to take this off your hands
Reposted by Confused Albatross
I asked Microsoft PR about this—specially the DHS using Halo IP to recruit for ICE—and the company declined to comment.
October 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I asked Microsoft PR about this—specially the DHS using Halo IP to recruit for ICE—and the company declined to comment.
I love living in a society where my "good" employer benefits give me the privilege of dropping $60 so my son has the luxury of seeing if he has an ear infection or not
October 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I love living in a society where my "good" employer benefits give me the privilege of dropping $60 so my son has the luxury of seeing if he has an ear infection or not
One of the best endings to the nightmare that is 2025 would be Canada winning the World Series
October 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
One of the best endings to the nightmare that is 2025 would be Canada winning the World Series
My littlest protest is whenever I share a link I remove the "?=" tag. Screw you, you can't have my browsing data
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My littlest protest is whenever I share a link I remove the "?=" tag. Screw you, you can't have my browsing data
My dog was recently diagnosed with diabetes and I think we're handling it well
October 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My dog was recently diagnosed with diabetes and I think we're handling it well
I can't ever fw bsky fully because there's not enough Watkins gloating over here
October 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I can't ever fw bsky fully because there's not enough Watkins gloating over here
Ian Watkins got merked
October 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Ian Watkins got merked
Friday 5x5 "48 til 30" edition
October 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Friday 5x5 "48 til 30" edition
It's awesome how you can write some of the most politically charged music of the early 2000s only to turn around in 2025 and go "They're the Redskins, ACTUALLY!"
October 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It's awesome how you can write some of the most politically charged music of the early 2000s only to turn around in 2025 and go "They're the Redskins, ACTUALLY!"
I'm watching The Color Out of Space and I'm ANNOYED about how this Shudder original from 2019 looks better than most big budget movies released today
October 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I'm watching The Color Out of Space and I'm ANNOYED about how this Shudder original from 2019 looks better than most big budget movies released today
I can't wait for the sociology article titled "Did you girlboss too close to the sun?: The Life of a Showgirl and the Deprogramming of a Cult"
October 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I can't wait for the sociology article titled "Did you girlboss too close to the sun?: The Life of a Showgirl and the Deprogramming of a Cult"
With a bass that low, you know EXACTLY what he's playing
October 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
With a bass that low, you know EXACTLY what he's playing
All I'm saying is remember when healthcare suddenly and for no external reason got better for the month of December? Wasn't that nice?
October 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
All I'm saying is remember when healthcare suddenly and for no external reason got better for the month of December? Wasn't that nice?
Oh yeah, it's also Friday
October 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Oh yeah, it's also Friday
"Albatross" by Thrice clears every song on the new Taylor Swift Album. No, I am not biased, fuck you
October 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"Albatross" by Thrice clears every song on the new Taylor Swift Album. No, I am not biased, fuck you
"The Life of a Showgirl" listening guide: If the vocals are whispered/a strained falsetto, get ready for the worst song you'll hear
October 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"The Life of a Showgirl" listening guide: If the vocals are whispered/a strained falsetto, get ready for the worst song you'll hear
I love working out because for most of the time you're like "this is so good, I'm so STRONG" and then without warning for the last five reps of the last set the body is like "good luck kid, I'm done"
October 3, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I love working out because for most of the time you're like "this is so good, I'm so STRONG" and then without warning for the last five reps of the last set the body is like "good luck kid, I'm done"
I know Eric Church is a big artist but I truly believed we fucked up somewhere where tickets are STARTING at $110 for nosebleeds
October 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I know Eric Church is a big artist but I truly believed we fucked up somewhere where tickets are STARTING at $110 for nosebleeds
Behind a truck with a trump and a Star Trek sticker. Sick way of saying *I have no media literacy"
October 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Behind a truck with a trump and a Star Trek sticker. Sick way of saying *I have no media literacy"
Our local neo-nazi who hates public education and homeschools his children just admitted to not believing in SPACE and the fact that I can't report him to the state and be like "hey, maybe someone else should teach his kids" drives me insane
September 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Our local neo-nazi who hates public education and homeschools his children just admitted to not believing in SPACE and the fact that I can't report him to the state and be like "hey, maybe someone else should teach his kids" drives me insane