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@jonconnorton.com Go home
Jon. Your cat needs you!
August 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
@rich-bryant.uk Sainsbury's cooking instructions for chicken crown: "Oven cook from chilled200°C / Fan 180°C / Gas 660 mins"

Am confused, pls advise.
August 8, 2025 at 10:57 AM
@jonconnorton.com The elements behaving themselves?
August 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
"Truss accuses Badenoch of not telling truth about Tory failures"

Although loath to leap to Badenoch's defence she has not failed in highlighting Truss as a major Tory failing.
August 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Sabre rattling Saturday.
August 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Some idiot didn't close the fridge door properly...
July 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I find not going on holiday at all highly cost effective.

"Six ways to save money on your holiday - as cost of popular package trips soar"
July 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
@jonconnorton.com A bird fluttered at my bedroom window and a small pale pantber leaped at it, using me as a spring board.

That'll wake you up fast I can tell you!
July 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
"Former Russian transport minister found dead hours after being sacked by Putin"

You don't say!
July 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"Jeffrey Epstein didn’t have a ‘client list,’ and committed suicide, DOJ and FBI..."

Yeah. Right.
July 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
@jonconnorton.com Not doing anything lunatic this Sunday Jon?
July 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
So, I was thinking...

No, no...it's gone...
July 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
New spectacles later today which *may* mean fewer typos.

I wouldn't count on that thohgh.
July 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Win or lose, I am immensly proud of the 'Lanour rebels'.

Integrity. Backbone.
July 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My cucumber is chilling.*

*This is not a eupnemism.
July 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I have decided that, even though I understand he may have a fair bit of spare change knocking about, I should not like to marry Jeff Bezos.

Sorry Jeff.
June 25, 2025 at 9:43 AM
"Elon Musk issues groveling apology to Trump saying that his posts ‘went too far'"

Is it wrong that I preferred it when they were fighting?
a couple of minions standing next to each other in the dark
ALT: a couple of minions standing next to each other in the dark
media.tenor.com
June 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
@jonconnorton.com Good morning Jon, or whatever the hell time it is where you are.
June 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Meet Barney Bubble, the cat with an unusually big nose
www.bbc.co.uk
June 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
@jonconnorton.com Hope your conference isn't in LA.
June 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Golly, it's been a good while since I emptied the crumb tray of my toaster.
June 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Online grocery shopping - a '...Banquet For One'.

Culinarry sadness.
May 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I have been eating random leftovers, rather than any semblance of a coherent meal.

This is not a complaint, as it is often more pleasing than the original iteration.
May 26, 2025 at 10:15 AM
"Angela Rayner says she will ‘never’ run to replace Keir Starmer as Laboun.r leader"

First Labour fenale PM then.
May 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM