Comus
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A crumbling edifice of flaws.
@jonconnorton.com Go home
Jon. Your cat needs you!
Jon. Your cat needs you!
August 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
@jonconnorton.com Go home
Jon. Your cat needs you!
Jon. Your cat needs you!
@rich-bryant.uk Sainsbury's cooking instructions for chicken crown: "Oven cook from chilled200°C / Fan 180°C / Gas 660 mins"
Am confused, pls advise.
Am confused, pls advise.
August 8, 2025 at 10:57 AM
@rich-bryant.uk Sainsbury's cooking instructions for chicken crown: "Oven cook from chilled200°C / Fan 180°C / Gas 660 mins"
Am confused, pls advise.
Am confused, pls advise.
@jonconnorton.com The elements behaving themselves?
August 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
@jonconnorton.com The elements behaving themselves?
"Truss accuses Badenoch of not telling truth about Tory failures"
Although loath to leap to Badenoch's defence she has not failed in highlighting Truss as a major Tory failing.
Although loath to leap to Badenoch's defence she has not failed in highlighting Truss as a major Tory failing.
August 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
"Truss accuses Badenoch of not telling truth about Tory failures"
Although loath to leap to Badenoch's defence she has not failed in highlighting Truss as a major Tory failing.
Although loath to leap to Badenoch's defence she has not failed in highlighting Truss as a major Tory failing.
Sabre rattling Saturday.
August 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Sabre rattling Saturday.
Some idiot didn't close the fridge door properly...
July 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Some idiot didn't close the fridge door properly...
I find not going on holiday at all highly cost effective.
"Six ways to save money on your holiday - as cost of popular package trips soar"
"Six ways to save money on your holiday - as cost of popular package trips soar"
July 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I find not going on holiday at all highly cost effective.
"Six ways to save money on your holiday - as cost of popular package trips soar"
"Six ways to save money on your holiday - as cost of popular package trips soar"
@jonconnorton.com A bird fluttered at my bedroom window and a small pale pantber leaped at it, using me as a spring board.
That'll wake you up fast I can tell you!
That'll wake you up fast I can tell you!
July 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
@jonconnorton.com A bird fluttered at my bedroom window and a small pale pantber leaped at it, using me as a spring board.
That'll wake you up fast I can tell you!
That'll wake you up fast I can tell you!
"Former Russian transport minister found dead hours after being sacked by Putin"
You don't say!
You don't say!
July 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"Former Russian transport minister found dead hours after being sacked by Putin"
You don't say!
You don't say!
"Jeffrey Epstein didn’t have a ‘client list,’ and committed suicide, DOJ and FBI..."
Yeah. Right.
Yeah. Right.
July 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
"Jeffrey Epstein didn’t have a ‘client list,’ and committed suicide, DOJ and FBI..."
Yeah. Right.
Yeah. Right.
@jonconnorton.com Not doing anything lunatic this Sunday Jon?
July 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
@jonconnorton.com Not doing anything lunatic this Sunday Jon?
So, I was thinking...
No, no...it's gone...
No, no...it's gone...
July 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
So, I was thinking...
No, no...it's gone...
No, no...it's gone...
New spectacles later today which *may* mean fewer typos.
I wouldn't count on that thohgh.
I wouldn't count on that thohgh.
July 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
New spectacles later today which *may* mean fewer typos.
I wouldn't count on that thohgh.
I wouldn't count on that thohgh.
Win or lose, I am immensly proud of the 'Lanour rebels'.
Integrity. Backbone.
Integrity. Backbone.
July 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Win or lose, I am immensly proud of the 'Lanour rebels'.
Integrity. Backbone.
Integrity. Backbone.
My cucumber is chilling.*
*This is not a eupnemism.
*This is not a eupnemism.
July 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
My cucumber is chilling.*
*This is not a eupnemism.
*This is not a eupnemism.
I have decided that, even though I understand he may have a fair bit of spare change knocking about, I should not like to marry Jeff Bezos.
Sorry Jeff.
Sorry Jeff.
June 25, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I have decided that, even though I understand he may have a fair bit of spare change knocking about, I should not like to marry Jeff Bezos.
Sorry Jeff.
Sorry Jeff.
"Elon Musk issues groveling apology to Trump saying that his posts ‘went too far'"
Is it wrong that I preferred it when they were fighting?
Is it wrong that I preferred it when they were fighting?
a couple of minions standing next to each other in the dark
ALT: a couple of minions standing next to each other in the dark
media.tenor.com
June 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"Elon Musk issues groveling apology to Trump saying that his posts ‘went too far'"
Is it wrong that I preferred it when they were fighting?
Is it wrong that I preferred it when they were fighting?
@jonconnorton.com Good morning Jon, or whatever the hell time it is where you are.
June 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
@jonconnorton.com Good morning Jon, or whatever the hell time it is where you are.
The Cyrano of cats www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
Meet Barney Bubble, the cat with an unusually big nose
www.bbc.co.uk
June 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The Cyrano of cats www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
@jonconnorton.com Hope your conference isn't in LA.
June 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
@jonconnorton.com Hope your conference isn't in LA.
Golly, it's been a good while since I emptied the crumb tray of my toaster.
June 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Golly, it's been a good while since I emptied the crumb tray of my toaster.
Online grocery shopping - a '...Banquet For One'.
Culinarry sadness.
Culinarry sadness.
May 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Online grocery shopping - a '...Banquet For One'.
Culinarry sadness.
Culinarry sadness.
I have been eating random leftovers, rather than any semblance of a coherent meal.
This is not a complaint, as it is often more pleasing than the original iteration.
This is not a complaint, as it is often more pleasing than the original iteration.
May 26, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I have been eating random leftovers, rather than any semblance of a coherent meal.
This is not a complaint, as it is often more pleasing than the original iteration.
This is not a complaint, as it is often more pleasing than the original iteration.
"Angela Rayner says she will ‘never’ run to replace Keir Starmer as Laboun.r leader"
First Labour fenale PM then.
First Labour fenale PM then.
May 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"Angela Rayner says she will ‘never’ run to replace Keir Starmer as Laboun.r leader"
First Labour fenale PM then.
First Labour fenale PM then.