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JAK
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SATAN'S FAVOURITE CANADIAN......

Socialism is the only answer
Paralyzed
Anyone on here who knows anything about market segmentation? Need to ask someone who's knows about some questions. #marketing #college
a cat standing on its hind legs with the words it 's friday written above it
ALT: a cat standing on its hind legs with the words it 's friday written above it
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December 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Just asked AI if they are going to be the downfall of civilization, it said "Just watch me". It just emitted a high frequency sound, and now I've just shit myself.
Thanks greedy tech overlords
#AIisascam #fun #spooky
a shark is eating a computer monitor with water dripping from its mouth .
ALT: a shark is eating a computer monitor with water dripping from its mouth .
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December 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Can't believe I just got an email from Amazon saying that they're now delivering medication. I'm now challenging Jeff Bezos to duel, the drug store is my safe haven and will not let conehead looking fuck ruin it for me, and future generations of mildly autistic individuals.
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It's cool to cry in the shower, you can't even tell
#happy #coolguyscry
a man is taking a shower behind a glass shower door
ALT: a man is taking a shower behind a glass shower door
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November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Would anyone like to draw my dog? It's for my mom's Christmas present
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Don't mind me I'm just out here following the patterns and it's not looking good
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Too much CBC, not enough THC. Sometimes I just don't want to know what's going on.
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Don't throw stones at brick houses
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I fucking hate America
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Why did my girlfriend just text me "thanks for a good time last night 😩".
I'm on a business trip.
#love #trust
a person is standing in front of a window in a room with a laptop .
ALT: a person is standing in front of a window in a room with a laptop .
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November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
What would you do for a kit Kat bar? Would you kill a man?
#kitkatclub #moneyonmymind #USA #mothman
a woman is sitting at a table taking a picture of a kit kat bar .
Alt: Making it rain Kit Kat bars like an OG from way back in the day.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Has that spoiled bag of milk Bill "blood money" Burr done anything funny in a while. Other than crashing out and losing tonnes of fans.
He should of stuck to acting.
#BostonAmerican #IRA #BostonTeaParty
a man is holding a microphone in his hand and making a funny face in a black and white photo .
ALT: a man is holding a microphone in his hand and making a funny face in a black and white photo .
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November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Babe stop with the foreplay, just call me lord palpatine please. Then I can take off the robe and unsheath my lightsaber. Looks like your dark side's finally going to see some light tonight.
#starwars #loml #parkour #BobRoss
a close up of a man in a hood with the words `` let it all out '' written next to him .
Alt: Me looking at my disappointed girlfriend for the tenth time, but knowing that the show must go on. No matter how I'm feeling inside.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Nosferatu is actually a Martian sent to spy on us by the dead leader of the moonies and Jim Jones
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Falling in love is hard, especially when it smells like shit
#poet #countdracula #singintherain
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Did a clanker post this?
I need everyone to know that sex is a meme, it's not real.
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Morgan Rogers > Jude Bellingham
#england #fuckBCFC
a soccer player wearing a jersey that says betano on it
ALT: a soccer player wearing a jersey that says betano on it
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November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
What is going on, this is not a drill the Raptors are back!
THE RAPTORS ARE ON FIRE 🔥
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'm way to invested in this Ryan Wedding story. It has to be made into a movie at some point.
#Cocaine #FBI #Fun
a man is sitting in a chair covering his face with his hand while a pile of snow is on the floor .
Alt: Ryan Wedding looking over his drug empire
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November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
In the early 1800s, witches were believed to take the form of a rabbit, so rabbits were killed so that their feet could be used as talismans to ward of evil spirits and to give them luck.

Now we know why Melania is always missing for extended periods of time.
#rabbitsfoot #luck #talisman #witches
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
A hand of glory is the dried and pickled hand of hanged man. Usually specified as being the left hand; but in case he was hung for murder, it would be the hand that did the deed.

People in Europe long ago believed that the "Hand of Glory" contained great powers.
#macabre
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Lululemons new kit for the winter games looks like shit, why don't they try and push the boundaries instead making everything so boring. #olympics #milano
November 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Why the fuck do people care if the Royal family of Sweden come to Canada, I feel like anyone could be the king of Sweden
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If your friend recommends an AI generated song to you, I'm sorry to say but I feel like you should have one less friend.
#AI #MorganWallenisaracist
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
You deserve to have your ears removed if you listen to AI music and actually enjoy it.
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM