does flu medicine have to taste like this
December 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
does flu medicine have to taste like this
i found the bottom
i’ve reached the hadal zone
it is cold and dark
i’ve reached the hadal zone
it is cold and dark
December 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i found the bottom
i’ve reached the hadal zone
it is cold and dark
i’ve reached the hadal zone
it is cold and dark
all we are, really,
is the cumulative time
we spend on our phone
is the cumulative time
we spend on our phone
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
all we are, really,
is the cumulative time
we spend on our phone
is the cumulative time
we spend on our phone
i don’t think people
are supposed to feel quite this
inconsequential
are supposed to feel quite this
inconsequential
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
i don’t think people
are supposed to feel quite this
inconsequential
are supposed to feel quite this
inconsequential
i miss my mom so fucking much.
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
i miss my mom so fucking much.
me with the two bite brownie
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
me with the two bite brownie
looks like i’m debt free,
and all it took was my mom
dying of cancer
and all it took was my mom
dying of cancer
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
looks like i’m debt free,
and all it took was my mom
dying of cancer
and all it took was my mom
dying of cancer
wrote what i thought was
a pun, but was really a
bad portmanteau
a pun, but was really a
bad portmanteau
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
wrote what i thought was
a pun, but was really a
bad portmanteau
a pun, but was really a
bad portmanteau
notes for the next life: make friends with people your age, in your city, with free time
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
notes for the next life: make friends with people your age, in your city, with free time
spent a funny amount of money on things that require 2-6 players.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
spent a funny amount of money on things that require 2-6 players.
no one has the courage to pace a story like akira toriyama
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
no one has the courage to pace a story like akira toriyama
do you remember when the sitting president shared a video where he flew a fighter jet and dropped human shit on people
October 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
do you remember when the sitting president shared a video where he flew a fighter jet and dropped human shit on people
chilis discontinued the skillet queso. what in god’s name is happening to this country
October 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
chilis discontinued the skillet queso. what in god’s name is happening to this country
on a plane ride, the more it shakes, the more i have to let go
October 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
on a plane ride, the more it shakes, the more i have to let go
i hope these uber driver’s know i am giving full effort during these trite talks. red lining polite banter. absolutely mainlining empathy and connection.
October 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i hope these uber driver’s know i am giving full effort during these trite talks. red lining polite banter. absolutely mainlining empathy and connection.
i used to get drunk and think. about my ex girlfriends but now all i do is text my friends about their kids and my niece it’s great
October 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
i used to get drunk and think. about my ex girlfriends but now all i do is text my friends about their kids and my niece it’s great
what a great big fucking risk i took and it went ok. “nothing can stop us” huh, kath
October 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
what a great big fucking risk i took and it went ok. “nothing can stop us” huh, kath
some rival schools songs sound like remy zero. somebody saaaavvvv
October 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
some rival schools songs sound like remy zero. somebody saaaavvvv
