Company Witch
@companywitch.bsky.social
Casting spells, claiming power, running the room. I’m here from the 1900’s.
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Company Witch
@companywitch.bsky.social
· Dec 27
We have a policy here: meet people where they are. Identify their needs. Straightforward conversations. Mirrored energies. That’s how we do it.
Worn out, unrepentant, and utterly satisfied. Happy Monday.
May 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Worn out, unrepentant, and utterly satisfied. Happy Monday.
Shhh... maybe we let him. See you on Monday. 💋
May 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Shhh... maybe we let him. See you on Monday. 💋
Try me on a Monday. I dare you.
April 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Try me on a Monday. I dare you.
Monday challenge: impress me.
April 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Monday challenge: impress me.
If the weekend wears me out, I am not to be blamed. See you on Monday my witchlings.💋
April 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If the weekend wears me out, I am not to be blamed. See you on Monday my witchlings.💋
Mondays are where weak excuses come to die. Bring solutions, or don’t bring yourself at all.
April 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Mondays are where weak excuses come to die. Bring solutions, or don’t bring yourself at all.
Off the clock, but not off my mind. See you on Monday Witchlings. XO
April 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Off the clock, but not off my mind. See you on Monday Witchlings. XO
It's Monday Witchlings! Have the audacity of someone who knows she’s essential and acts like it.
April 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It's Monday Witchlings! Have the audacity of someone who knows she’s essential and acts like it.
This weekend is for forgetting. Too bad his mouth is unforgettable. See you on Monday. 💋
April 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This weekend is for forgetting. Too bad his mouth is unforgettable. See you on Monday. 💋
Happy Monday Witchlings! The energy today is simple: I’m not available for small talk, bad ideas, or excuses. Let’s move.
April 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Happy Monday Witchlings! The energy today is simple: I’m not available for small talk, bad ideas, or excuses. Let’s move.
My Monday mantra: Grace under pressure, precision in action, and zero tolerance for nonsense.
March 31, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My Monday mantra: Grace under pressure, precision in action, and zero tolerance for nonsense.
Boundaries blur when authority comes with a smirk and a presence you can still feel. See you on Monday! 💋
March 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Boundaries blur when authority comes with a smirk and a presence you can still feel. See you on Monday! 💋
Happy Monday Witchlings! Start strong, stay sharp, and let your results haunt the ones who doubted you.
March 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Happy Monday Witchlings! Start strong, stay sharp, and let your results haunt the ones who doubted you.
Some spells are cast in silence, others are written on skin. This weekend feels like both. See you on Monday. xoxo
March 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Some spells are cast in silence, others are written on skin. This weekend feels like both. See you on Monday. xoxo
Clear mind, killer instincts, and a subtle smirk. That’s how you do Mondays Witchlings.
March 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Clear mind, killer instincts, and a subtle smirk. That’s how you do Mondays Witchlings.
Weekend plans? Let’s just say they involve quiet whispers, and a promise I don’t intend to keep. See you on Monday 💋
March 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Weekend plans? Let’s just say they involve quiet whispers, and a promise I don’t intend to keep. See you on Monday 💋
The secret to Mondays? Ruthless prioritization. Delete nonsense before it reaches your aura.
March 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The secret to Mondays? Ruthless prioritization. Delete nonsense before it reaches your aura.
He asked if I’d follow him into the shadows. I laughed because I’m the one who summoned him there. See you on Monday witchlings. 💋
March 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
He asked if I’d follow him into the shadows. I laughed because I’m the one who summoned him there. See you on Monday witchlings. 💋
Monday spells are simple: focus, execute, and let no one mistake your kindness for weakness. LFG Witchlings.
March 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Monday spells are simple: focus, execute, and let no one mistake your kindness for weakness. LFG Witchlings.
The weekend is here, and so is he. All smirk, no mercy, and far too close.
March 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The weekend is here, and so is he. All smirk, no mercy, and far too close.
Weddings are overpriced networking events with cake. A spicy fling? Priceless, calorie-free, and no awkward toasts from your drunk uncle.
February 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Weddings are overpriced networking events with cake. A spicy fling? Priceless, calorie-free, and no awkward toasts from your drunk uncle.
Forever is a lie we tell ourselves to justify bad investments. A hot hookup? That’s an instant return with zero long-term liability.
February 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Forever is a lie we tell ourselves to justify bad investments. A hot hookup? That’s an instant return with zero long-term liability.
Watch me alchemize caffeine and chaos into results. Happy Monday!
February 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Watch me alchemize caffeine and chaos into results. Happy Monday!
Weekend plans: No meetings, no filters, and no promises. Try to keep up. See you on Monday. 💋
February 22, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Weekend plans: No meetings, no filters, and no promises. Try to keep up. See you on Monday. 💋
Marriage is tempting until you realize it’s just co-managing expenses and picking a couch.
February 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Marriage is tempting until you realize it’s just co-managing expenses and picking a couch.