If I’m ever on a plane with Ellen pompeo just put me out of my misery.

I smoked weed for the first time in nearly 3 years, and I thought this is it, the actual last time, it felt like I had autism^2, and that’s just too much autism.

So we are back here again? Is it real this time

Posting on Bluesky is like sleeping on an air mattress in your new place that you haven’t moved your furniture into yet

This reminds me of an orange soda that I used to know.