Commander Hotdog
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This account may post/repost NSFW art. So I kindly ask those to leave if youre not comfortable with the content that may be posted here. 🔞
If you are fine with it, welcome to the page. Only silliness beyond this point.
A wise man once said: "Its time to kick gum and chew ass. And im all out of ass." -Dick Kickem
January 23, 2026 at 8:36 AM
A wise man once said: "Its time to kick gum and chew ass. And im all out of ass." -Dick Kickem
What are gaming keybinds that would just piss players off lmfao
January 18, 2026 at 8:18 AM
What are gaming keybinds that would just piss players off lmfao
So youtube just completely hid the most disliked video of all time? That says they removed the dislike count because of yt rewind lmfao.
January 9, 2026 at 8:12 AM
So youtube just completely hid the most disliked video of all time? That says they removed the dislike count because of yt rewind lmfao.
I hate when people say "act like an adult." Have you've seen the adults lately? That's horrible advice.
January 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I hate when people say "act like an adult." Have you've seen the adults lately? That's horrible advice.
"Conformity Gate" is the most desperate coping attempt ive ever seen from a show fanbase. It hadn't been a week since that final episode launched 😭
January 8, 2026 at 1:30 AM
"Conformity Gate" is the most desperate coping attempt ive ever seen from a show fanbase. It hadn't been a week since that final episode launched 😭
Ok I watched Dora the explorer as a child but I DO NOT remember S4 EP18 being that insane LMFAO
January 7, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Ok I watched Dora the explorer as a child but I DO NOT remember S4 EP18 being that insane LMFAO
Ive completely lost my voice, I can only whisper but I cant speak out loud.
So... ASMR videos coming soon /j
So... ASMR videos coming soon /j
January 6, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Ive completely lost my voice, I can only whisper but I cant speak out loud.
So... ASMR videos coming soon /j
So... ASMR videos coming soon /j
Might be a hot take but I find the "link in bio" stuff annoying especially for news posts. Sure its a workaround for posts that cant attach links but its more of a hassle than a benefit.
January 3, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Might be a hot take but I find the "link in bio" stuff annoying especially for news posts. Sure its a workaround for posts that cant attach links but its more of a hassle than a benefit.
Applied so much pain relief cream that I smell like a walking breathmint
January 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Applied so much pain relief cream that I smell like a walking breathmint
Hmm... whats a new years challenge that takes easily one second, but no one does it when the new year arrives? 🤔
January 1, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Hmm... whats a new years challenge that takes easily one second, but no one does it when the new year arrives? 🤔
I hate waiting for online orders to arrive 😅
December 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I hate waiting for online orders to arrive 😅
Everytime I have the urge to build a PC something ALWAYS happens to the economy 🤦♂️
December 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Everytime I have the urge to build a PC something ALWAYS happens to the economy 🤦♂️
I like pizza. I like burger. I like chicken nugget. And I like honey mustard. Everytime im in da street I get some honey mustard!
December 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I like pizza. I like burger. I like chicken nugget. And I like honey mustard. Everytime im in da street I get some honey mustard!
Merry Xmas, have a nice drink
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Merry Xmas, have a nice drink
Why are the most convenient restaurants have the most slippery floors. What am I supposed to do with those floors? The moonwalk? Lmfao
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Why are the most convenient restaurants have the most slippery floors. What am I supposed to do with those floors? The moonwalk? Lmfao
At this point in the commercial media I wish humans wouldnt be shy making stupid commercials rather than souless AI ones.
December 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
At this point in the commercial media I wish humans wouldnt be shy making stupid commercials rather than souless AI ones.
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his ass is fat for an amazing reason ! done for
@/catplead
@/catplead
December 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
his ass is fat for an amazing reason ! done for
@/catplead
@/catplead
Lowkey went into a panic mode for 5mins cause I thought I forgot to do a class final. But apparently I did that a couple days ago. Wouldve flunked if I did forget. 😅
Anyways, done and passed finals.
Anyways, done and passed finals.
December 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Lowkey went into a panic mode for 5mins cause I thought I forgot to do a class final. But apparently I did that a couple days ago. Wouldve flunked if I did forget. 😅
Anyways, done and passed finals.
Anyways, done and passed finals.
I blinked and for some reason we are at the end of the year wtf
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I blinked and for some reason we are at the end of the year wtf
I completely forgot this for so long until today.
December 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I completely forgot this for so long until today.
The urge to wear pajamas to my college finals is real
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The urge to wear pajamas to my college finals is real
If the best medicine is laughter, then it for some reason helped my back pain today.
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
If the best medicine is laughter, then it for some reason helped my back pain today.
I hate how big companies think the only solution to keeping players engaged are live service games (especially shooters). Design wise it probably looks good but did you really have to use your ideas just to dump it on a very milked genre of gaming?
December 12, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I hate how big companies think the only solution to keeping players engaged are live service games (especially shooters). Design wise it probably looks good but did you really have to use your ideas just to dump it on a very milked genre of gaming?
Going through my gallery only to realize how many accidental leg photos I have lol
December 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Going through my gallery only to realize how many accidental leg photos I have lol
Randomly came across this screenshot i took. 😭
December 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Randomly came across this screenshot i took. 😭