@comfyjake.bsky.social
Y’all ever have that problem where your nuts are so fat that when you sit down your cock just disappears into your sack? Just me?
January 14, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Y’all ever have that problem where your nuts are so fat that when you sit down your cock just disappears into your sack? Just me?
I do wish I could be a more sexual person, in-person.
January 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I do wish I could be a more sexual person, in-person.
I fucking love Pumat Sol
January 13, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I fucking love Pumat Sol
Oh look, another strongman influencer who is marketing their own “clothing brand for big boys” of 3 shirts and 2 shirts that look like they’re designed by Lisa Frank and 90’s Taco Bell. They go up to 3XL.
January 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Oh look, another strongman influencer who is marketing their own “clothing brand for big boys” of 3 shirts and 2 shirts that look like they’re designed by Lisa Frank and 90’s Taco Bell. They go up to 3XL.
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Is there cash back on using Platinum?
Me: Is there cash back on using Platinum?
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: No thanks, I’ll be using cash.
Me: No thanks, I’ll be using cash.
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Do you take American Express?
Me: Do you take American Express?
January 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Is there cash back on using Platinum?
Me: Is there cash back on using Platinum?
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: No thanks, I’ll be using cash.
Me: No thanks, I’ll be using cash.
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Do you take American Express?
Me: Do you take American Express?
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Credit or Debit?
Me: Credit or Debit?
January 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: No thanks, I’ll be using cash.
Me: No thanks, I’ll be using cash.
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Do you take American Express?
Me: Do you take American Express?
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Credit or Debit?
Me: Credit or Debit?
January 1, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Do you take American Express?
Me: Do you take American Express?
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Credit or Debit?
Me: Credit or Debit?
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Credit or Debit?
Me: Credit or Debit?
I don’t wanna hear how hot I am, I wanna hear how you wanna transform my body to fulfill your kinkiest depraved fantasies.
December 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I don’t wanna hear how hot I am, I wanna hear how you wanna transform my body to fulfill your kinkiest depraved fantasies.
“Instagram saw it first”
Ok and?
Ok and?
December 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“Instagram saw it first”
Ok and?
Ok and?
Have as much fun as you want with this
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Have as much fun as you want with this
Roommate: I can tell you went to sleep without your CPAP
Me: 🐻
Me: 🐻
December 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Roommate: I can tell you went to sleep without your CPAP
Me: 🐻
Me: 🐻
Zootopia 2 was amazing!
-what was with those hunky police goats?
-I fell for Pawbert
-there is an after-credits for the next movie.
-what was with those hunky police goats?
-I fell for Pawbert
-there is an after-credits for the next movie.
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Zootopia 2 was amazing!
-what was with those hunky police goats?
-I fell for Pawbert
-there is an after-credits for the next movie.
-what was with those hunky police goats?
-I fell for Pawbert
-there is an after-credits for the next movie.
My sleep meds make me so uninhibited
December 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
My sleep meds make me so uninhibited
“Can I draw y-“
YES.
YES.
December 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
“Can I draw y-“
YES.
YES.
I used to be the lead runner of my high school cross country team
Only way this would get better is if I was stoned 24/7
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I used to be the lead runner of my high school cross country team
Fuck, I love being big and want more
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Fuck, I love being big and want more
And to the gentlemen who keep sending me hypno videos:
I’m not sure what they were about, but sadly I don’t think hypno works on me. They do make me kinda horny, but that’s really it.
I’m not sure what they were about, but sadly I don’t think hypno works on me. They do make me kinda horny, but that’s really it.
“Dude you’re so easily susceptible.”
Me: nah
“Yeah you are.”
Me: I mean, maybe a little, ok. It’s just easier to agree.
Me: nah
“Yeah you are.”
Me: I mean, maybe a little, ok. It’s just easier to agree.
December 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
And to the gentlemen who keep sending me hypno videos:
I’m not sure what they were about, but sadly I don’t think hypno works on me. They do make me kinda horny, but that’s really it.
I’m not sure what they were about, but sadly I don’t think hypno works on me. They do make me kinda horny, but that’s really it.
“Dude you’re so easily susceptible.”
Me: nah
“Yeah you are.”
Me: I mean, maybe a little, ok. It’s just easier to agree.
Me: nah
“Yeah you are.”
Me: I mean, maybe a little, ok. It’s just easier to agree.
December 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
“Dude you’re so easily susceptible.”
Me: nah
“Yeah you are.”
Me: I mean, maybe a little, ok. It’s just easier to agree.
Me: nah
“Yeah you are.”
Me: I mean, maybe a little, ok. It’s just easier to agree.
Reposted
Only way this would get better is if I was stoned 24/7
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Only way this would get better is if I was stoned 24/7
Not sure whose food got delivered, but it’s mine now!
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Not sure whose food got delivered, but it’s mine now!
They liked how tall I was
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
They liked how tall I was
Last night was pretty surreal:
Saw a muscled couple in the bar, not quite familiar with the two. After awhile I go over and just compliment one on his tall socks (they glowed neon green and green is my favorite color). Needless to say they both pretty much pounced on me.
Saw a muscled couple in the bar, not quite familiar with the two. After awhile I go over and just compliment one on his tall socks (they glowed neon green and green is my favorite color). Needless to say they both pretty much pounced on me.
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Last night was pretty surreal:
Saw a muscled couple in the bar, not quite familiar with the two. After awhile I go over and just compliment one on his tall socks (they glowed neon green and green is my favorite color). Needless to say they both pretty much pounced on me.
Saw a muscled couple in the bar, not quite familiar with the two. After awhile I go over and just compliment one on his tall socks (they glowed neon green and green is my favorite color). Needless to say they both pretty much pounced on me.