I want to change my feed here but I feel like I don’t know where to start.
January 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I want to change my feed here but I feel like I don’t know where to start.
I fear I’m having a rejection issue as a kid who is used to being top of my class.
January 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I fear I’m having a rejection issue as a kid who is used to being top of my class.
I wanna know how many people’s stories I’ve been the villain in.
December 17, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I wanna know how many people’s stories I’ve been the villain in.
Me asking my gf to help clean the washer turned into her taking apart the dryer cause it’s “a fire hazard” 🧑🚒
December 15, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Me asking my gf to help clean the washer turned into her taking apart the dryer cause it’s “a fire hazard” 🧑🚒
No one ever mentioned how weird the Alien movies are.
December 14, 2024 at 8:34 PM
No one ever mentioned how weird the Alien movies are.
Hotel got 5 stars for this and the automatic pancake maker.
December 12, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Hotel got 5 stars for this and the automatic pancake maker.
Nothing makes me cry like commencement ceremonies where they’re all first gen 🤧
December 11, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Nothing makes me cry like commencement ceremonies where they’re all first gen 🤧
The hardest of conversations to have with my partner are the ones I need her for the most. Feeling grateful today.
December 9, 2024 at 5:59 PM
The hardest of conversations to have with my partner are the ones I need her for the most. Feeling grateful today.
Email bounced back because I sent it to accunting@ instead of accounting@
Happy Monday 🥂
Happy Monday 🥂
December 9, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Email bounced back because I sent it to accunting@ instead of accounting@
Happy Monday 🥂
Happy Monday 🥂
I love being man-splained concepts like “sales” at noon on a Wednesday
December 4, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I love being man-splained concepts like “sales” at noon on a Wednesday
I sent my gf a link for an air fryer that one of my fave influencers got and now we have an air fryer coming in the mail 🧍🏻♀️
December 2, 2024 at 3:47 PM
I sent my gf a link for an air fryer that one of my fave influencers got and now we have an air fryer coming in the mail 🧍🏻♀️
- Only ones dressed up as Santa at a Grinchmas party
I can add that to the list of shit that only happens to me
I can add that to the list of shit that only happens to me
December 1, 2024 at 4:12 AM
- Only ones dressed up as Santa at a Grinchmas party
I can add that to the list of shit that only happens to me
I can add that to the list of shit that only happens to me
Next time I’m bringing the dessert that I WANT to the function. I don’t like pie and I just want chocolate cake
November 29, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Next time I’m bringing the dessert that I WANT to the function. I don’t like pie and I just want chocolate cake
Gf of the year award goes to mine for sending me to HEB the day before Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Gf of the year award goes to mine for sending me to HEB the day before Thanksgiving.
My ideal desk height is cocktail table with a tall chair so I can swing my feet
November 25, 2024 at 9:55 PM
My ideal desk height is cocktail table with a tall chair so I can swing my feet
I think maturing is realizing I love fried green tomatoes.
November 25, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I think maturing is realizing I love fried green tomatoes.
Idk what possessed us to drink so much on a Sunday night but it wasn’t the move I’ll tell you that.
November 25, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Idk what possessed us to drink so much on a Sunday night but it wasn’t the move I’ll tell you that.
Nothing more disappointing than buying a single cookie cause it looked perfect and soft and discovering it’s CRUNCHY
November 23, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Nothing more disappointing than buying a single cookie cause it looked perfect and soft and discovering it’s CRUNCHY
Saying something irrelevant to force yourself into a conversation is wild.
November 22, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Saying something irrelevant to force yourself into a conversation is wild.
Had performance eval at work today. I love yapping about how good I’m doing.
November 21, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Had performance eval at work today. I love yapping about how good I’m doing.
The comfort of an oversized sweater is that of a hug and I love it. Weird for someone that isn’t a hug person
November 21, 2024 at 12:15 PM
The comfort of an oversized sweater is that of a hug and I love it. Weird for someone that isn’t a hug person
Somewhere out there my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend's
Scrolling through my Instagram 🎶
But really it’s a job I turned down. And it’s linked in
Scrolling through my Instagram 🎶
But really it’s a job I turned down. And it’s linked in
November 19, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Somewhere out there my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend's
Scrolling through my Instagram 🎶
But really it’s a job I turned down. And it’s linked in
Scrolling through my Instagram 🎶
But really it’s a job I turned down. And it’s linked in
The employee at the liquor store glancing at my phone multiple times while asking me if I need help was enough to send me over the edge.
November 15, 2024 at 3:52 PM
The employee at the liquor store glancing at my phone multiple times while asking me if I need help was enough to send me over the edge.
Oh to be a podcast host with my bestie ☕️
November 15, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Oh to be a podcast host with my bestie ☕️
Coworker: “I know this is LaSt mInUtE but…”
Me an overachiever that isn’t going to say no:
Me an overachiever that isn’t going to say no:
November 14, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Coworker: “I know this is LaSt mInUtE but…”
Me an overachiever that isn’t going to say no:
Me an overachiever that isn’t going to say no: