Ric Talbot
@colonelcrusto.bsky.social
So if you can get assault for throwing a sandwich that causes no harm, why not just throw a brick?
NEW: Jury selection begins in the trial of sandwich guy today. The prosecutors are accusing him of "throwing a meat sandwich" at "point-blank range."
POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Jury selection begins in the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy'
Sean Dunn went viral this summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.
www.nbcnews.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
So if you can get assault for throwing a sandwich that causes no harm, why not just throw a brick?
If they're doing so well, why does he have to tell them to stop complaining about how not well they're doing?
Trump attacks the cattle ranchers and basically says he knows what’s best for them and that they should be grateful for him
October 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If they're doing so well, why does he have to tell them to stop complaining about how not well they're doing?
“We cannot, of course, physically harm the President of the United States, but it is not illegal to lead him into a bramble, some uneven pavement, rocky terrain. Let your deteriorating roads, bridges, and public schools work for us.”
― Maria Bamford.
― Maria Bamford.
October 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
“We cannot, of course, physically harm the President of the United States, but it is not illegal to lead him into a bramble, some uneven pavement, rocky terrain. Let your deteriorating roads, bridges, and public schools work for us.”
― Maria Bamford.
― Maria Bamford.
Reposted by Ric Talbot
Stephen Miller froze after mentioning “plenary authority.”
… but what is plenary authority?
… but what is plenary authority?
October 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Stephen Miller froze after mentioning “plenary authority.”
… but what is plenary authority?
… but what is plenary authority?
I'm going to find out one day.
youtu.be/drjQfQtv2BQ?...
youtu.be/drjQfQtv2BQ?...
Rabbits (2002) A Short Film by David Lynch
YouTube video by Movie Matinee - Short Films Every Week
youtu.be
October 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I'm going to find out one day.
youtu.be/drjQfQtv2BQ?...
youtu.be/drjQfQtv2BQ?...
Fox News, that historically left-leaning liberal media outlet.
Now he’s mad at Fox and claiming approval ratings that don’t exist. Fascinating.
October 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Fox News, that historically left-leaning liberal media outlet.
I wrote a couple of comic book scripts, and hopefully, one day, will find an artist to bring them to life.
#Comicsky #Comicbooks #Comicscript #Writingsky
drive.google.com/file/d/1RXhE...
#Comicsky #Comicbooks #Comicscript #Writingsky
drive.google.com/file/d/1RXhE...
October 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I wrote a couple of comic book scripts, and hopefully, one day, will find an artist to bring them to life.
#Comicsky #Comicbooks #Comicscript #Writingsky
drive.google.com/file/d/1RXhE...
#Comicsky #Comicbooks #Comicscript #Writingsky
drive.google.com/file/d/1RXhE...
From three years ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOJ7...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOJ7...
David Lynch's Weather Report 10/5/22
YouTube video by DAVID LYNCH THEATER
www.youtube.com
October 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
From three years ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOJ7...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOJ7...
October 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
A not-so-serious comedy about ghosts, demons, and stereotypes. It's everything horror was never meant to be, and a pretty good case to keep comedy illegal.
#Filmsky #Scriptsky #AntiHumor #Dada
drive.google.com/file/d/1KDF_...
#Filmsky #Scriptsky #AntiHumor #Dada
drive.google.com/file/d/1KDF_...
October 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
A not-so-serious comedy about ghosts, demons, and stereotypes. It's everything horror was never meant to be, and a pretty good case to keep comedy illegal.
#Filmsky #Scriptsky #AntiHumor #Dada
drive.google.com/file/d/1KDF_...
#Filmsky #Scriptsky #AntiHumor #Dada
drive.google.com/file/d/1KDF_...
I asked Google's AI what the best scene in the script for An African American Haunting was, and this is what it gave me.
October 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I asked Google's AI what the best scene in the script for An African American Haunting was, and this is what it gave me.
Logline: A very serious comedy about faith, possession, and a battle of funky fresh rhymes between good and evil. It’s everything The Exorcist should never be.
#Filmsky #Moviesky #Shortfilm
#Filmsky #Moviesky #Shortfilm
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Logline: A very serious comedy about faith, possession, and a battle of funky fresh rhymes between good and evil. It’s everything The Exorcist should never be.
#Filmsky #Moviesky #Shortfilm
#Filmsky #Moviesky #Shortfilm
Gotta Light? Is still the most beautiful, brilliant, and daring thing ever unleashed on television.
September 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Gotta Light? Is still the most beautiful, brilliant, and daring thing ever unleashed on television.
The Cleveland Show has to be, without doubt, the weirdest thing David Lynch was ever a part of. (Yes, that includes the Japanese Twin Peaks commercials he directed in the 90s).
September 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
The Cleveland Show has to be, without doubt, the weirdest thing David Lynch was ever a part of. (Yes, that includes the Japanese Twin Peaks commercials he directed in the 90s).
Crazy about Amelia Earhart, her plane went down due to a failure to release the Epstein Files. At least now we know.
September 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Crazy about Amelia Earhart, her plane went down due to a failure to release the Epstein Files. At least now we know.
Trump will do anything to not release the Epstein files; he's about to drop the locations of all the rarest Labubus.
September 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Trump will do anything to not release the Epstein files; he's about to drop the locations of all the rarest Labubus.
This is where I post from 🖤
September 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This is where I post from 🖤
Finally, a cartoon about 9/11. Took them long enough.
September 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Finally, a cartoon about 9/11. Took them long enough.
I'm so confused. If Democrats are as violently trigger-happy as Republicans keep saying, how come the Democrats want to take away the guns?
September 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I'm so confused. If Democrats are as violently trigger-happy as Republicans keep saying, how come the Democrats want to take away the guns?
Dear HBO, there is no world where I'd ever want to watch Bill Maher; stop trying to get me to watch him. It's never going to happen, and frankly, it's a little pathetic and desperate. Have a little decorum.
September 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Dear HBO, there is no world where I'd ever want to watch Bill Maher; stop trying to get me to watch him. It's never going to happen, and frankly, it's a little pathetic and desperate. Have a little decorum.