To my UK, and UK adjacent friends:

You've heard of "Bus Wankers",

Now introducing:

"TESLA TWAT!"

After almost four whole months of sitting on my ASS doing NOTHING... I'm finally heading back to work.

I won't lie, It definitely does take an emotional toll...

But I would be lying if I said I didn't love it 😋

I wonder who I'll be in 7 months?

Spoiler: It'll just be me again... Like always.

"Before you love other people, you have to love yourself."

"Before you love yourself, you have to accept yourself."

I'm literally failing at the first task 🥲

I seriously wish I had better taste in music 😭.

Why am I so inconsistent with my favourite artists? I don't get it...

Yo, I'm looking for some to play Portal 2 co-op with. I'm trying to get all achievements, and most for that game are co-op based.

I also have two copies of Half-life 2 in its entirety (Base game, Episodes lost coast, deathmatch, etc) to give away.

FunFactF̶r̶i̶d̶a̶y̶Thursday!

I have official been a #PC-Gamer™ for a decade.

December 25th, 2015.

Only the original case and primary HDD remain.

Everything else was replaced.

The first game I launched on that build was Half-Life 1, but I had launched a few other games on a family laptop before this.

I clearly have zero idea as to how this world is, or even should be run. Not in the foggiest. Because if I did have even the slightest of a vaguely correct mindset in any way, then I would not feel the way I currently do about the way it is run at the moment.

There must be something wrong with me.