Couldn't get a picture of it, but I used my new telescope to scope out the occultation of the Moon and Mars.

Mars is nestled behind the Moon for the next hour. They're dating now.

For sale: Spaghetti sauce. Never eaten.

Not to discriminate, but who invited this guy?

I'd like to kiss a class action lawyer directly on the mouth.

I will always defend the duck's right to nutritious food. Snatching bread out of people's hands and shit.

Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading th

Is it too late for me to pivot my career to be an astronaut? I'll do anything.

YouTubers that put an ad timer in their videos are the backbone of society

My life is best defined by the ever-present struggle with media volume control settings.

Hello darkness my old friend.

I've come to talk with you again.

Put this post in the void.