Candy Patinkin
@colleenklinefelter.bsky.social
TV Writer: Grownish Seasons 5-6
Emotional Terrorist (half-marathon finisher)
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Emotional Terrorist (half-marathon finisher)
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new watercolor to commemorate New Year’s Eve.
January 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
new watercolor to commemorate New Year’s Eve.
Seated for Babygirl!
December 29, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Seated for Babygirl!
New watercolor (crude rendering) name that movie
December 20, 2024 at 4:14 AM
New watercolor (crude rendering) name that movie
got drunk at a birthday party last night and started walking up to random people and asking “so do you think they’re gonna find him?” and you’d be amazed how many people responded requiring zero extra context
December 9, 2024 at 4:27 AM
got drunk at a birthday party last night and started walking up to random people and asking “so do you think they’re gonna find him?” and you’d be amazed how many people responded requiring zero extra context
Spotify Wrapped really popping off this year, per usual…
December 4, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Spotify Wrapped really popping off this year, per usual…
It was like the last five minutes of Babylon when Diego Calva sees Singin’ in the Rain and the entire future of cinema including Avatar flashes before his eyes and he bursts into tears
Showed my mom ten minutes of #RHOSLC on Thanksgiving morning and her pupils fully dilated like she’d looked directly into the deadlights.
December 1, 2024 at 12:07 AM
It was like the last five minutes of Babylon when Diego Calva sees Singin’ in the Rain and the entire future of cinema including Avatar flashes before his eyes and he bursts into tears
Showed my mom ten minutes of #RHOSLC on Thanksgiving morning and her pupils fully dilated like she’d looked directly into the deadlights.
November 30, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Showed my mom ten minutes of #RHOSLC on Thanksgiving morning and her pupils fully dilated like she’d looked directly into the deadlights.
Canceling thanksgiving to process the VPR total cast replacement news…
November 28, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Canceling thanksgiving to process the VPR total cast replacement news…
The greatest musicals are all great because they understand how essential the marriage between the music, choreography, and use of COLOR is. THE MAIN CHARACTER IS GREEN. The Wizard of Oz was shot in TECHNICOLOR! What. Are. We. DOING.
November 25, 2024 at 3:34 AM
The greatest musicals are all great because they understand how essential the marriage between the music, choreography, and use of COLOR is. THE MAIN CHARACTER IS GREEN. The Wizard of Oz was shot in TECHNICOLOR! What. Are. We. DOING.
What are we even doing
November 25, 2024 at 3:29 AM
What are we even doing
ngl this part of #HotFrosty really took me out for a sec
November 22, 2024 at 4:06 AM
ngl this part of #HotFrosty really took me out for a sec
Me wearing a sports bra in solidarity with my friend who had a mastectomy
John Stamos wears bald cap in solidarity with his ‘Full House’ co-star Dave Coulier, who recently revealed his cancer diagnosis.
November 20, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Me wearing a sports bra in solidarity with my friend who had a mastectomy
Honestly? Meghan was RIGHT for once in her damn life
November 19, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Honestly? Meghan was RIGHT for once in her damn life
The irony is, I bet John Stamos would look so good if he shaved his head in solidarity, but instead he wore a bald cap that makes this seem like a joke and also makes him look like Megamind.
John Stamos wears bald cap in solidarity with his ‘Full House’ co-star Dave Coulier, who recently revealed his cancer diagnosis.
November 19, 2024 at 8:14 AM
The irony is, I bet John Stamos would look so good if he shaved his head in solidarity, but instead he wore a bald cap that makes this seem like a joke and also makes him look like Megamind.
Best part of Hot Frosty was when Jack Frosty finds Kathy Widow’s dead husband’s comic sans oncology report
November 19, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Best part of Hot Frosty was when Jack Frosty finds Kathy Widow’s dead husband’s comic sans oncology report
Since this is an art-friendly space I thought I should share a few of my masterpieces, courtesy of a lot of free time during the 2023 WGA strike (and the most EXPLOSIVE #PumpRules reunion yet).
November 16, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Since this is an art-friendly space I thought I should share a few of my masterpieces, courtesy of a lot of free time during the 2023 WGA strike (and the most EXPLOSIVE #PumpRules reunion yet).
Jake Paul can still get his ear bitten off, if Shaq or one of the guys from Cobra Kai has the courage.
November 16, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Jake Paul can still get his ear bitten off, if Shaq or one of the guys from Cobra Kai has the courage.
he would’ve won if he’d worn this to the ring
November 16, 2024 at 5:32 AM
he would’ve won if he’d worn this to the ring
I would never wish violence on ANYBODY.
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THAT SAID, I wanna see Jake Paul’s ear on the floor of that ring.
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THAT SAID, I wanna see Jake Paul’s ear on the floor of that ring.
November 16, 2024 at 1:36 AM
I would never wish violence on ANYBODY.
….
THAT SAID, I wanna see Jake Paul’s ear on the floor of that ring.
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THAT SAID, I wanna see Jake Paul’s ear on the floor of that ring.
Allllll these messy bitches in congress and not one of them is savvy enough to *accidentally* leave that Matt Gaetz report on the bathroom sink while a reporter takes a dump? Watch a single hour of Bravo and take notes, you oafs!
November 15, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Allllll these messy bitches in congress and not one of them is savvy enough to *accidentally* leave that Matt Gaetz report on the bathroom sink while a reporter takes a dump? Watch a single hour of Bravo and take notes, you oafs!
On top of everything else that is WRONG and BAD, Hairspray (2007) isn’t streaming anywhere.
November 15, 2024 at 4:28 PM
On top of everything else that is WRONG and BAD, Hairspray (2007) isn’t streaming anywhere.
First impressions in Bluesky: kind of feels like my eighth grade DeviantArt feed, not enough cyberbullying billionaires.
November 14, 2024 at 9:07 PM
First impressions in Bluesky: kind of feels like my eighth grade DeviantArt feed, not enough cyberbullying billionaires.
Saw that Matt Gaetz news and hit rock bottom (joined Bluesky).
November 13, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Saw that Matt Gaetz news and hit rock bottom (joined Bluesky).