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Use it or lose it.
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Use it or lose it.
Cabnicreep: When closing one kitchen cabinet causes another to open.
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Cabnicreep: When closing one kitchen cabinet causes another to open.
No one has yet invented a successful substitute for work.
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
No one has yet invented a successful substitute for work.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. -- George Carlin
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. -- George Carlin
The awakening is to the realization that you are in fact being guided. -- Dass
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The awakening is to the realization that you are in fact being guided. -- Dass
The only feeling warmer than friendship is that of an old love.
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The only feeling warmer than friendship is that of an old love.
Promise is debt.
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Promise is debt.
If anything is sacred, the human body is sacred. -- Walt Whitman
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If anything is sacred, the human body is sacred. -- Walt Whitman
Good, to forgive; best, to forget. -- Robert Browning
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Good, to forgive; best, to forget. -- Robert Browning
Why can't elephants play tennis? They don't make tennis shoes in their size.
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Why can't elephants play tennis? They don't make tennis shoes in their size.
There is no successful standard that has preceded a successful product.
December 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
There is no successful standard that has preceded a successful product.
Even a genius can have an off-day. -- Wile E. Coyote
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Even a genius can have an off-day. -- Wile E. Coyote
When all men speak, no man hears. -- James Kelly
December 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
When all men speak, no man hears. -- James Kelly
Real wealth can only increase. -- R. Buckminster Fuller
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Real wealth can only increase. -- R. Buckminster Fuller
A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two.
December 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two.
Many young scientists work too much and read and think too little. -- Max Perutz
December 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Many young scientists work too much and read and think too little. -- Max Perutz
If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. -- John Wayne
December 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. -- John Wayne
I'm going to commit suicide, or die trying. -- Michael Burgess
December 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I'm going to commit suicide, or die trying. -- Michael Burgess
In Boston, drivers don't even obey the laws of PHYSICS. -- Dave Barry
December 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
In Boston, drivers don't even obey the laws of PHYSICS. -- Dave Barry
In principle I am against principles. -- Tristan Tzara
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
In principle I am against principles. -- Tristan Tzara
A pragmatist is one who's ideology/theology has failed. -- Herbert Schlossberg
December 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
A pragmatist is one who's ideology/theology has failed. -- Herbert Schlossberg
The only thing constant is change.
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The only thing constant is change.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
December 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
Every moment is precious. And precarious. -- Edward Abbey
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Every moment is precious. And precarious. -- Edward Abbey
The last regret is usually the worst.
December 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The last regret is usually the worst.