Rural Missouri gas station things
January 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Rural Missouri gas station things
Sees reel, sighs, sends to husb
January 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Sees reel, sighs, sends to husb
Typing “Mom” into a social media search bar instead of my mom’s name
January 3, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Typing “Mom” into a social media search bar instead of my mom’s name
Back in the year 2015, a magical show called Sense8 premiered
January 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Back in the year 2015, a magical show called Sense8 premiered
9 years later and Joe Kerry still dropping moisture bombs in my panties
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 PM
9 years later and Joe Kerry still dropping moisture bombs in my panties
This beer taste like I should email all my good undergrad professors and tell them thank you
January 3, 2026 at 9:26 PM
This beer taste like I should email all my good undergrad professors and tell them thank you
Justin smacked my ass in public. Positive side effect of him having a couple beers 🍻
January 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Justin smacked my ass in public. Positive side effect of him having a couple beers 🍻
Last day at home
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Last day at home
Picking a favorite starter might be the most impossible “favorite” question for me. I could probably narrow it down to 10…
January 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Picking a favorite starter might be the most impossible “favorite” question for me. I could probably narrow it down to 10…
I just saw an All State commercial with Matt Rife?? Fuck that. Maybe my 2026 thing should be expressing grievances more
January 1, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I just saw an All State commercial with Matt Rife?? Fuck that. Maybe my 2026 thing should be expressing grievances more
I had somewhat low expectations for the Stranger Things finale but it was extremely satisfying
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I had somewhat low expectations for the Stranger Things finale but it was extremely satisfying
My favorite pokemon make me so bottom-coded but whatever
December 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My favorite pokemon make me so bottom-coded but whatever
The local nature center feeds my SOUL
December 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The local nature center feeds my SOUL
Haven’t seen Heated Rivals yet. Is that a form of edging? Kinda sorta?
December 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Haven’t seen Heated Rivals yet. Is that a form of edging? Kinda sorta?
Justin: you know these shorts are meant to be worn without underwear.
Me: well alright
Me: well alright
December 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Justin: you know these shorts are meant to be worn without underwear.
Me: well alright
Me: well alright
Gas is $1.92 in my hometown wtf
December 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Gas is $1.92 in my hometown wtf
Tiramisu brownies!!
December 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Tiramisu brownies!!
Grandma enjoyed her squishmallow
December 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Grandma enjoyed her squishmallow
Hope you all have a warm happy Christmussy!!
December 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Hope you all have a warm happy Christmussy!!
Gotta give it to GameFreak. They made dog/cockfighting so elegant
December 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Gotta give it to GameFreak. They made dog/cockfighting so elegant
Just dripping!! 💦💦💦
December 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Just dripping!! 💦💦💦
He was so hot for this
December 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
He was so hot for this
Finally playing this game and serving pure unadulterated uncut Cunt
December 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Finally playing this game and serving pure unadulterated uncut Cunt