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Usually only use this account when I'm horny
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If you see me liking a lot of your content I'm definitely actively masturbating to said content
Truth is I'm either v repulsed by sex or I'm feral, no in between
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
God I wish we could do group chats on blueksy, imagining a whole goon chat where a bunch of people share content and help each other cum and yes this would include the ability to send photos and videos 🥵🥴
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
My horniness loves how I get lil wet spots from said horniness but my sensory issues dont like feeling wet, does this make any sense I swear its a double edged sword
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
No thanks bsky I wanna keep gooning till I cum so hard I scream 🥴🥵
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Giving this post the long awaited sequel: if I follow you and if I spam follow a lot of new accounts at once I'm definitely actively soaking wet desperately wanting to cum until I pass out from exhaustion and overstim
If you see me liking a lot of your content I'm definitely actively masturbating to said content
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My mutuals/people im following gotta stop posting so much good shit or im gonna cum like 5 times tonight
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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September 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
If you see me liking a lot of your content I'm definitely actively masturbating to said content
September 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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June 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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The January 6 pardons are turning out great.
January 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Gonna spend the next 4 years dissociating and hoping my rights don't get taken away brb
January 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
When the total for a purchase is $17.38 I instantly get music flashbacks to 2015
January 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
approaching "Elmo is a glove" levels rn
January 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Only way my neurodivergent ass is gonna survive the next four years is with lots of phone time before bed, edibles, and cats
January 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
As usual I'm missing the era of life where The Black Eyed Peas were at their height of popularity, pretty sure they were keeping my mental illnesses at bay
January 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Me in 2015: prob bisexual

Me in 2025: Bitsexual, love it when someone commits to the bit and lives their life similar to a court jester
December 31, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Love being free from the confines of the El*n M*sk
December 31, 2024 at 9:41 PM