Cold Cream Kitty
@coldcreamkitty.bsky.social
When I grow up I want to be like you.
Goals - rate oatmeal; sail; walk; absurdly riff
Goals - rate oatmeal; sail; walk; absurdly riff
Am looking for someone to embroider “told you so” on my Kamala 24 hat
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Am looking for someone to embroider “told you so” on my Kamala 24 hat
I’m trying to make you
Think that I’m
Extremely manipulative
Think that I’m
Extremely manipulative
December 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’m trying to make you
Think that I’m
Extremely manipulative
Think that I’m
Extremely manipulative
After he’s gone I will miss this chaos
NOT!
NOT!
December 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
After he’s gone I will miss this chaos
NOT!
NOT!
Trying to free up space in my account
By deleting all the “your storage is full” messages
By deleting all the “your storage is full” messages
December 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Trying to free up space in my account
By deleting all the “your storage is full” messages
By deleting all the “your storage is full” messages
I dated myself for about 12 years
And now I’m discovering I’m a scammer
It wasn’t love at all
And all that money I gave me
I can’t believe it
The world is a dark place
And now I’m discovering I’m a scammer
It wasn’t love at all
And all that money I gave me
I can’t believe it
The world is a dark place
December 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I dated myself for about 12 years
And now I’m discovering I’m a scammer
It wasn’t love at all
And all that money I gave me
I can’t believe it
The world is a dark place
And now I’m discovering I’m a scammer
It wasn’t love at all
And all that money I gave me
I can’t believe it
The world is a dark place
My eye dr, referring to compliance with some machine,
Said “you’re all waist”
But I heard “all waste”
at last I found a specialist who would level with me
Said “you’re all waist”
But I heard “all waste”
at last I found a specialist who would level with me
December 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My eye dr, referring to compliance with some machine,
Said “you’re all waist”
But I heard “all waste”
at last I found a specialist who would level with me
Said “you’re all waist”
But I heard “all waste”
at last I found a specialist who would level with me
I would have studied philosophy
If I had any ideas
If I had any ideas
December 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I would have studied philosophy
If I had any ideas
If I had any ideas
Today I am going to prune the beautiful pink dogwood that lives with me
Thoughts and prayers during this difficult time
Thoughts and prayers during this difficult time
December 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Today I am going to prune the beautiful pink dogwood that lives with me
Thoughts and prayers during this difficult time
Thoughts and prayers during this difficult time
They gave him a peace prize
And took away their trust
The games are going to Canada and Mexico 🙀😹😹😹
And took away their trust
The games are going to Canada and Mexico 🙀😹😹😹
December 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
They gave him a peace prize
And took away their trust
The games are going to Canada and Mexico 🙀😹😹😹
And took away their trust
The games are going to Canada and Mexico 🙀😹😹😹
Who knew
That people who must explain the true meaning of Boxing Day
Were out there
What is their collective noun?
That people who must explain the true meaning of Boxing Day
Were out there
What is their collective noun?
December 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Who knew
That people who must explain the true meaning of Boxing Day
Were out there
What is their collective noun?
That people who must explain the true meaning of Boxing Day
Were out there
What is their collective noun?
I interacted with regular living people today
So there’s that
So there’s that
December 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I interacted with regular living people today
So there’s that
So there’s that
I confess
I am
Completely
Predicable
I am
Completely
Predicable
December 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I confess
I am
Completely
Predicable
I am
Completely
Predicable
Turns out
I couldn’t have been
A contender
I couldn’t have been
A contender
December 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Turns out
I couldn’t have been
A contender
I couldn’t have been
A contender
I’m going to Canada tomorrow
For Boxing Day
Want to come with?
Bring your gloves
For Boxing Day
Want to come with?
Bring your gloves
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’m going to Canada tomorrow
For Boxing Day
Want to come with?
Bring your gloves
For Boxing Day
Want to come with?
Bring your gloves
I suddenly realized
I didn’t get any presents
And I am very happy with that
Am I grinchifying
I didn’t get any presents
And I am very happy with that
Am I grinchifying
December 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I suddenly realized
I didn’t get any presents
And I am very happy with that
Am I grinchifying
I didn’t get any presents
And I am very happy with that
Am I grinchifying
Auld lang syne tsunami warning!
Expect to be overrun with new year songs
Expect to be overrun with new year songs
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Auld lang syne tsunami warning!
Expect to be overrun with new year songs
Expect to be overrun with new year songs
Quality is better than quantity
It’s why you’re reading this
It’s why you’re reading this
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Quality is better than quantity
It’s why you’re reading this
It’s why you’re reading this
Can’t
I’m coming to my emotional rescue
I’m coming to my emotional rescue
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Can’t
I’m coming to my emotional rescue
I’m coming to my emotional rescue
I’m saving up
To be a hoarder
Except I can’t decide what to keep
Yet
To be a hoarder
Except I can’t decide what to keep
Yet
December 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I’m saving up
To be a hoarder
Except I can’t decide what to keep
Yet
To be a hoarder
Except I can’t decide what to keep
Yet
Whenever there is a discussion
About relative stability
My family never
Mentions me
About relative stability
My family never
Mentions me
December 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Whenever there is a discussion
About relative stability
My family never
Mentions me
About relative stability
My family never
Mentions me
I’m becoming increasingly paranoid
About the person in my inner circle
And I think it’s me
About the person in my inner circle
And I think it’s me
December 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m becoming increasingly paranoid
About the person in my inner circle
And I think it’s me
About the person in my inner circle
And I think it’s me
Full disclosure
- I ate too much
- I ate too much
December 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Full disclosure
- I ate too much
- I ate too much
The link between power and windows?
You are thinking cars?
Also remember falling out in autocratic regimes
You are thinking cars?
Also remember falling out in autocratic regimes
December 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The link between power and windows?
You are thinking cars?
Also remember falling out in autocratic regimes
You are thinking cars?
Also remember falling out in autocratic regimes
Working on my new hit song
“I know I’ll never find another me”
Potential recording hit for supergroup?
“I know I’ll never find another me”
Potential recording hit for supergroup?
December 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Working on my new hit song
“I know I’ll never find another me”
Potential recording hit for supergroup?
“I know I’ll never find another me”
Potential recording hit for supergroup?
I am not chief of staff
Chiefly because I don’t have a staff
And don’t want one either
Chiefly because I don’t have a staff
And don’t want one either
December 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I am not chief of staff
Chiefly because I don’t have a staff
And don’t want one either
Chiefly because I don’t have a staff
And don’t want one either