Chris
@coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social
Science🧬, data, pets🐕, & Mets ⚾ #Voteblue, stay safe, go slowly 💙
It’s all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out then it’s fun and games without depth perception.
New Englander, yes CT is part of New England.
It’s all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out then it’s fun and games without depth perception.
New Englander, yes CT is part of New England.
It’s fucking wild that there are people still aligning themselves with MAGA, the GOP, and republicans.
These people are mentally ill and are beyond help
These people are mentally ill and are beyond help
February 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM
It’s fucking wild that there are people still aligning themselves with MAGA, the GOP, and republicans.
These people are mentally ill and are beyond help
These people are mentally ill and are beyond help
Fact checking is my love language.
January 29, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Fact checking is my love language.
What borders on insanity?
Canada and Mexico.
Canada and Mexico.
January 22, 2026 at 5:19 PM
What borders on insanity?
Canada and Mexico.
Canada and Mexico.
We don’t need Greenland to protect our national security, we need Trump and everyone in his administration out of the White House to protect our national security.
January 20, 2026 at 2:26 AM
We don’t need Greenland to protect our national security, we need Trump and everyone in his administration out of the White House to protect our national security.
If you live in a blue state your W-2 should say which red state all your tax dollars went to.
January 16, 2026 at 7:52 PM
If you live in a blue state your W-2 should say which red state all your tax dollars went to.
On your W-2 it should say which oligarch all your tax dollars went to.
January 16, 2026 at 7:51 PM
On your W-2 it should say which oligarch all your tax dollars went to.
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The most dangerous animal on the planet is a MAGA man.
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
The most dangerous animal on the planet is a MAGA man.
The most dangerous animal on the planet is a MAGA man.
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
The most dangerous animal on the planet is a MAGA man.
I may have done a lot of stupid things in my life but at least I can say I’ve never made a stupid AI slop video to post to social media for attention.
January 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I may have done a lot of stupid things in my life but at least I can say I’ve never made a stupid AI slop video to post to social media for attention.
I’m full of cookies and bad decisions.
December 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’m full of cookies and bad decisions.
My New Year’s resolution is to be even worse next year.
December 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to be even worse next year.
It’s always “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Holidays” and never “Happy Winter Solstice, would you like to come to my human sacrifice?”
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It’s always “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Holidays” and never “Happy Winter Solstice, would you like to come to my human sacrifice?”
I’m not interested in “healing” I am interested in getting worse though.
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’m not interested in “healing” I am interested in getting worse though.
If they can rob the Louvre in 7 minutes you can do that simple task you’ve been avoiding.
October 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If they can rob the Louvre in 7 minutes you can do that simple task you’ve been avoiding.
This martini is tasting a lot like I’m going to trash talk the government.
October 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This martini is tasting a lot like I’m going to trash talk the government.
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I finally just saw the video of Donald Trump dumping feces all over protesters. I didn't think I could be more disgusted with the guy -what is he??? three years old??????? every Congress person who supports this obvious child rapist criminal and creep should spend time in prison right along with him
October 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I finally just saw the video of Donald Trump dumping feces all over protesters. I didn't think I could be more disgusted with the guy -what is he??? three years old??????? every Congress person who supports this obvious child rapist criminal and creep should spend time in prison right along with him
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The Trump administration is offering student loan forgiveness for ICE agents because they know they won’t have to pay it. If you’re applying to ICE you probably didn’t go to college.
October 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The Trump administration is offering student loan forgiveness for ICE agents because they know they won’t have to pay it. If you’re applying to ICE you probably didn’t go to college.
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Johnson: "He has defunded our education system. He has defunded our transportation system. He's firing black women across this country. He's defunding our healthcare system. This president is absolutely out of control... Chicago is going to stand firm in protecting humanity."
October 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Johnson: "He has defunded our education system. He has defunded our transportation system. He's firing black women across this country. He's defunding our healthcare system. This president is absolutely out of control... Chicago is going to stand firm in protecting humanity."
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If you think you’re having a crap day, take comfort in knowing there are multi-star Generals who were ordered to fly halfway around the world to listen to a nut job drone on about his election numbers.
September 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If you think you’re having a crap day, take comfort in knowing there are multi-star Generals who were ordered to fly halfway around the world to listen to a nut job drone on about his election numbers.
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📌 Gavin Newsom is FIRE 🔥🐥
September 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
📌 Gavin Newsom is FIRE 🔥🐥
It’s funny to me that all of the sudden the anti vaxx, anti mask, defy government health recommendations crowd is suddenly on board with the government telling them not to take Tylenol during pregnancy.
September 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It’s funny to me that all of the sudden the anti vaxx, anti mask, defy government health recommendations crowd is suddenly on board with the government telling them not to take Tylenol during pregnancy.