Chris
@coldbrewandcookies.bsky.social
Science🧬, data, pets🐕, & Mets ⚾ #Voteblue, stay safe, go slowly 💙
It’s all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out then it’s fun and games without depth perception.
New Englander, yes CT is part of New England.
It’s all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out then it’s fun and games without depth perception.
New Englander, yes CT is part of New England.
It’s fucking wild that there are people still aligning themselves with MAGA, the GOP, and republicans.
These people are mentally ill and are beyond help
These people are mentally ill and are beyond help
February 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM
It’s fucking wild that there are people still aligning themselves with MAGA, the GOP, and republicans.
These people are mentally ill and are beyond help
These people are mentally ill and are beyond help
I’d never say no to one…
January 29, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I’d never say no to one…
Those two things run in parallel.
January 29, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Those two things run in parallel.
Fact checking is my love language.
January 29, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Fact checking is my love language.
What borders on insanity?
Canada and Mexico.
Canada and Mexico.
January 22, 2026 at 5:19 PM
What borders on insanity?
Canada and Mexico.
Canada and Mexico.
We don’t need Greenland to protect our national security, we need Trump and everyone in his administration out of the White House to protect our national security.
January 20, 2026 at 2:26 AM
We don’t need Greenland to protect our national security, we need Trump and everyone in his administration out of the White House to protect our national security.
If you live in a blue state your W-2 should say which red state all your tax dollars went to.
January 16, 2026 at 7:52 PM
If you live in a blue state your W-2 should say which red state all your tax dollars went to.
On your W-2 it should say which oligarch all your tax dollars went to.
January 16, 2026 at 7:51 PM
On your W-2 it should say which oligarch all your tax dollars went to.
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The most dangerous animal on the planet is a MAGA man.
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
The most dangerous animal on the planet is a MAGA man.
You know if this scenario were true he still wouldn’t.
January 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
You know if this scenario were true he still wouldn’t.
The most dangerous animal on the planet is a MAGA man.
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
The most dangerous animal on the planet is a MAGA man.
I may have done a lot of stupid things in my life but at least I can say I’ve never made a stupid AI slop video to post to social media for attention.
January 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I may have done a lot of stupid things in my life but at least I can say I’ve never made a stupid AI slop video to post to social media for attention.
I’m full of cookies and bad decisions.
December 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’m full of cookies and bad decisions.
Hi Zee! Hope you had a good holiday season! Happy New Year!
December 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Hi Zee! Hope you had a good holiday season! Happy New Year!
My New Year’s resolution is to be even worse next year.
December 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to be even worse next year.
It’s always “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Holidays” and never “Happy Winter Solstice, would you like to come to my human sacrifice?”
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It’s always “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Holidays” and never “Happy Winter Solstice, would you like to come to my human sacrifice?”
I’m not interested in “healing” I am interested in getting worse though.
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’m not interested in “healing” I am interested in getting worse though.
I just relayed the message
November 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I just relayed the message
If they can rob the Louvre in 7 minutes you can do that simple task you’ve been avoiding.
October 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If they can rob the Louvre in 7 minutes you can do that simple task you’ve been avoiding.
Yes! I am safe 💙 thank you for checking though. Just over indulged a bit 😬
October 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Yes! I am safe 💙 thank you for checking though. Just over indulged a bit 😬
I am ok! Lots going on but I keep pushing forward as best I can!
October 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I am ok! Lots going on but I keep pushing forward as best I can!
Hey girl heyyy…. It is not it’s a dirty martini!
October 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Hey girl heyyy…. It is not it’s a dirty martini!