Kilgore Trout
@cohibasmkr.bsky.social
Fighting the GOP Fascists with all I've got.
I'm also the king of dad jokes.
I'm also the king of dad jokes.
August 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Triscuit is still unsure about Smudge. No incidents yet. Theyre all getting along.
August 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Triscuit is still unsure about Smudge. No incidents yet. Theyre all getting along.
There is a new addition to our petting zoo.
Meet "Smudge."
Meet "Smudge."
August 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
There is a new addition to our petting zoo.
Meet "Smudge."
Meet "Smudge."
OK Bluesky, I need your help. When I get back from a work trip next week, I'm going to have another mouth to feed.
What should I name him?
What should I name him?
August 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
OK Bluesky, I need your help. When I get back from a work trip next week, I'm going to have another mouth to feed.
What should I name him?
What should I name him?
I haven't picked a winner all night, but the Cigar is good.
June 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I haven't picked a winner all night, but the Cigar is good.
Good morning, Bluesky
I hope you all have a fabulous day.
I hope you all have a fabulous day.
June 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning, Bluesky
I hope you all have a fabulous day.
I hope you all have a fabulous day.
Ella had a rough night at the bar. She's sleeping it off.
June 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Ella had a rough night at the bar. She's sleeping it off.
Why bother with a travel ban? Who would want to come here anyway?
Here are the countries under President Trump’s new travel ban.
Map: See the Countries Under Trump’s New Travel Ban
Restrictions on travel will affect people from more than a dozen countries worldwide.
trib.al
June 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Why bother with a travel ban? Who would want to come here anyway?
Giant Jungle Cat is guarding the House again.
June 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Giant Jungle Cat is guarding the House again.
Convicted felon, Bernie Kerik died.
Gee!! That's too bad.
What's for breakfast?
Gee!! That's too bad.
What's for breakfast?
May 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Convicted felon, Bernie Kerik died.
Gee!! That's too bad.
What's for breakfast?
Gee!! That's too bad.
What's for breakfast?
Good morning, Bluesky.
I hope you all have a fabulous day.
I hope you all have a fabulous day.
May 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Good morning, Bluesky.
I hope you all have a fabulous day.
I hope you all have a fabulous day.
It's been a really good week. It feels so good to be working again.
May 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
It's been a really good week. It feels so good to be working again.
Trump's hissy first on truthless social this morning was tasteless.
On a day where we honor our fallen soldiers, he made it all about himself.
On a day where we honor our fallen soldiers, he made it all about himself.
May 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Trump's hissy first on truthless social this morning was tasteless.
On a day where we honor our fallen soldiers, he made it all about himself.
On a day where we honor our fallen soldiers, he made it all about himself.
There are assholes shooting off fireworks already.
May 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
There are assholes shooting off fireworks already.
Meanwhile, parts of the Chicago area are under a dust storm warning.
What's next? Locusts?
What's next? Locusts?
May 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Meanwhile, parts of the Chicago area are under a dust storm warning.
What's next? Locusts?
What's next? Locusts?
I'm calling it folks. There's a 50/50 chance I hear tornado sirens in Louisville tonight.
This storm is no joke.
This storm is no joke.
May 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I'm calling it folks. There's a 50/50 chance I hear tornado sirens in Louisville tonight.
This storm is no joke.
This storm is no joke.
After being placed on waivers nine weeks ago, I'm finally going back to work. I start next week.
It was a long and arduous process that's finally over.
It was a long and arduous process that's finally over.
May 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
After being placed on waivers nine weeks ago, I'm finally going back to work. I start next week.
It was a long and arduous process that's finally over.
It was a long and arduous process that's finally over.
Trump is claiming there is a trade deal with China but offers no details.
I smell bullshit.
I smell bullshit.
May 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Trump is claiming there is a trade deal with China but offers no details.
I smell bullshit.
I smell bullshit.
5 a.m. airport face
May 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
5 a.m. airport face
Trump supporters when they finally figure out how tariffs really work.
a man in a purple shirt makes a surprised face
ALT: a man in a purple shirt makes a surprised face
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Trump supporters when they finally figure out how tariffs really work.