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Zach
@coffeezach.bsky.social
“Its not pass or fail, but a poisonous progression
Try to micro-dose to immunity, but you’ll never, ever get it”
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Maybe some secondary effects like losing a couple inches, but we don't talk about that... 😸🧍📏

Is it permanent? You can buy another potion to revert those effects! (That it might or not work)
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It’s always funny to me when I see my friends talk to some people in the community that has treated my issues with others as nothing but an annoyance to them.

I’m honestly say here in my corner, just shaking my head and laughing as I know damn well the things they have told me personally…
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It’s honestly really pathetic how people will defend Paige for stealing $300 dollars from my best friend, but the moment they get their money stole suddenly their problems are important.

Every single one of you make me sick.
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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I consistently lose at least one follower every single time I repost paige stealing from me and I hope you all know I'm going to keep doing it until everyone either leaves or starts sharing it

If it annoys you so does having $300 stolen from you and being told it's just "drama"
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“When I met you, I found you safe and warm
Then the robot voices would reassure me~”

Its funny thinking how I met Leeah when she use to have a deer sona and decided to make herself a shiba inu.. I was a day 1 shiba support…

She’s so fluffy and soft..

Lovely comm by @teamfurtress.bsky.social~!
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It’s funny how people only become friends with me to complain and whine about how much they miss a friend of mine, only to drop me the moment they reconnect with said friend.

Crazy world we live in
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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getting a cute gal to play with..

patreon reward for valantroz
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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stretches mis leggies out real far
comm for @/rskolewds.bsky.social !!
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“So is there a specific band/group you are into? I really want to know!”

Me: *Sends this screenshot* Oh you know…. I like a lot of artists! Although I think Twenty One Pilots is my favorite by a *liiiiitle* bit
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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my algorithm is wrong if i haven't seen this trend but with the size twist yet
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Not at all friendly reminder that p4wsized stole $300 from me over a commission with geckonori 2 years ago he never did and never refunded
He'd rather spread rumors about me being a bad person, because it's not the first time he's done this lol

And his friends are defending him for this theft
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I’ve been working hard at my job that my legs feel like jelly and ache all the time….

I do need someone to crawl down under my paws and massage them for me! I promise I won’t squish you…… maybe~
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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the house of mouse is actually not super nice to mice v_v
comm for @/berriblanc.bsky.social !!
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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completely forgot Fairies were a thing and how much fun they are to think about
magic in general is great agh
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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I like this trend, like.. A LOt

With @poyolewdo.bsky.social
✋u_u🤚💦✨
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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today is a day that would be perfect with a really good head scratch

drawn by @murkey.bsky.social <3
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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🐾 Put together some picture guides for commissions!
Whether open biweekly or during streams, I figured these would be handier and easier on the eyes than my current setup :]
Thank you so much for reading!!

🐁Commission Form: forms.gle/wXNf92AoL5Nf...
🐀Trello Queue: trello.com/b/BIY2yOWF/d...
November 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Its my birthday today… you guys will do me a favor and take care of my paws today, right?

Yeah? Good bugs~
November 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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hehes and hahas :>
comm for @/herrdeswindes.bsky.social ft @/stuffievl.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Who might he be thinking about?
🎨: onak.bsky.social
September 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Trick or treat, beat my meat, or I'll make your house my seat~
October 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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I love my giant wife

🎨 @folxalt.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM