Zach
@coffeezach.bsky.social
“Its not pass or fail, but a poisonous progression
Try to micro-dose to immunity, but you’ll never, ever get it”
Try to micro-dose to immunity, but you’ll never, ever get it”
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Zach
@coffeezach.bsky.social
· Dec 17
“Trust someone to make decisions for themselves, not for you.”
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“Trust someone to make decisions for themselves, not for you.”
December 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“Trust someone to make decisions for themselves, not for you.”
Man… The one time I want to learn how to file my own taxes, I get bombarded with information and forms I have to try and understand…..
I want to rip my hair off the top of my head… I guess i have to stick to an accountant again this year.
I want to rip my hair off the top of my head… I guess i have to stick to an accountant again this year.
February 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Man… The one time I want to learn how to file my own taxes, I get bombarded with information and forms I have to try and understand…..
I want to rip my hair off the top of my head… I guess i have to stick to an accountant again this year.
I want to rip my hair off the top of my head… I guess i have to stick to an accountant again this year.
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"A lonely furry once schmoozed a popufur and won himself a spot in their discord. He DMed Diogenes, "If you would only learn to compliment popufurs, you wouldn't have to socialize in DMs."
Diogenes replied, "But if you would only learn to socialize in DMs, you wouldn't have to flatter popufurs.”
Diogenes replied, "But if you would only learn to socialize in DMs, you wouldn't have to flatter popufurs.”
January 29, 2026 at 4:02 PM
"A lonely furry once schmoozed a popufur and won himself a spot in their discord. He DMed Diogenes, "If you would only learn to compliment popufurs, you wouldn't have to socialize in DMs."
Diogenes replied, "But if you would only learn to socialize in DMs, you wouldn't have to flatter popufurs.”
Diogenes replied, "But if you would only learn to socialize in DMs, you wouldn't have to flatter popufurs.”
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Simple sketch commission for @beans355.bsky.social
December 30, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Simple sketch commission for @beans355.bsky.social
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cw: crush
I keep on misplacing the real one, I'm sure he's around somewhere...
ft. @natfox.bsky.social
I keep on misplacing the real one, I'm sure he's around somewhere...
ft. @natfox.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 12:05 AM
cw: crush
I keep on misplacing the real one, I'm sure he's around somewhere...
ft. @natfox.bsky.social
I keep on misplacing the real one, I'm sure he's around somewhere...
ft. @natfox.bsky.social
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dorks are dangerous
comm for @/natfox.bsky.social !!
comm for @/natfox.bsky.social !!
January 28, 2026 at 1:01 AM
dorks are dangerous
comm for @/natfox.bsky.social !!
comm for @/natfox.bsky.social !!
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January 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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Gotta start of the year reminding my friends that the moment they start simping for me, they are signed up to be my little paw pets :3
Art by the lovely @sparkythechu.bsky.social~
Art by the lovely @sparkythechu.bsky.social~
January 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Gotta start of the year reminding my friends that the moment they start simping for me, they are signed up to be my little paw pets :3
Art by the lovely @sparkythechu.bsky.social~
Art by the lovely @sparkythechu.bsky.social~
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who better than another cat to help u figure out ur new body :]
comm for @/spcrossing.bsky.social !!
comm for @/spcrossing.bsky.social !!
January 27, 2026 at 12:01 AM
who better than another cat to help u figure out ur new body :]
comm for @/spcrossing.bsky.social !!
comm for @/spcrossing.bsky.social !!
I think that really pisses me off is finding out how someone is manipulating a story to make themselves seem innocent and sweet.
It gets worse when it starts affecting the mental image people have of me and then I'm left having to fact check a lot of things before I properly address it.
It gets worse when it starts affecting the mental image people have of me and then I'm left having to fact check a lot of things before I properly address it.
January 25, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I think that really pisses me off is finding out how someone is manipulating a story to make themselves seem innocent and sweet.
It gets worse when it starts affecting the mental image people have of me and then I'm left having to fact check a lot of things before I properly address it.
It gets worse when it starts affecting the mental image people have of me and then I'm left having to fact check a lot of things before I properly address it.
Maybe taking that little gift potion was the right decision to make..
I'm sure most people would appreciate me if I wipe this city off the maw and leave a paw print on it as a landmark to worship ;3
Lovely LMC comm I got from @firerai.bsky.social~!
He's such a wolf simp ;3
I'm sure most people would appreciate me if I wipe this city off the maw and leave a paw print on it as a landmark to worship ;3
Lovely LMC comm I got from @firerai.bsky.social~!
He's such a wolf simp ;3
January 25, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Maybe taking that little gift potion was the right decision to make..
I'm sure most people would appreciate me if I wipe this city off the maw and leave a paw print on it as a landmark to worship ;3
Lovely LMC comm I got from @firerai.bsky.social~!
He's such a wolf simp ;3
I'm sure most people would appreciate me if I wipe this city off the maw and leave a paw print on it as a landmark to worship ;3
Lovely LMC comm I got from @firerai.bsky.social~!
He's such a wolf simp ;3
Having a friend that is primarily a micro but loves to be bigger than me in most situations will always make me swoon and simp harder…
It’s somehow enduring knowing they enjoy the idea of being bigger than me… and i get to enjoy those rare instances of then being big @////@
It’s somehow enduring knowing they enjoy the idea of being bigger than me… and i get to enjoy those rare instances of then being big @////@
January 24, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Having a friend that is primarily a micro but loves to be bigger than me in most situations will always make me swoon and simp harder…
It’s somehow enduring knowing they enjoy the idea of being bigger than me… and i get to enjoy those rare instances of then being big @////@
It’s somehow enduring knowing they enjoy the idea of being bigger than me… and i get to enjoy those rare instances of then being big @////@
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CW: macro/micro
Paws, great for compacting buses...and compacting anything else within a one foot range.
Commission for fnm
Paws, great for compacting buses...and compacting anything else within a one foot range.
Commission for fnm
January 23, 2026 at 10:23 PM
CW: macro/micro
Paws, great for compacting buses...and compacting anything else within a one foot range.
Commission for fnm
Paws, great for compacting buses...and compacting anything else within a one foot range.
Commission for fnm
Barely starting the year and I’m already trying to hold onto my sanity as people keep testing my patiences
January 23, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Barely starting the year and I’m already trying to hold onto my sanity as people keep testing my patiences
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January 13, 2026 at 12:50 AM
At some point, I really do need to get art of my sona's ass again.. I love to think that Zach has the perfect body to be a femboy, and I want to experiment a bit more to flesh out his body..
I have my ocassional moods where I want to be a femboy
I have my ocassional moods where I want to be a femboy
January 19, 2026 at 7:01 PM
At some point, I really do need to get art of my sona's ass again.. I love to think that Zach has the perfect body to be a femboy, and I want to experiment a bit more to flesh out his body..
I have my ocassional moods where I want to be a femboy
I have my ocassional moods where I want to be a femboy
Despite the amount of times I find myself under this dork, it’s always fun to tease him and remind him that I can very much be a bully…
He should know better than to tempt the one that is 50x times his size~
Art by @zwiebelprinz.bsky.social~!
Tiny dork @notfairest.bsky.social ✨
He should know better than to tempt the one that is 50x times his size~
Art by @zwiebelprinz.bsky.social~!
Tiny dork @notfairest.bsky.social ✨
January 19, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Despite the amount of times I find myself under this dork, it’s always fun to tease him and remind him that I can very much be a bully…
He should know better than to tempt the one that is 50x times his size~
Art by @zwiebelprinz.bsky.social~!
Tiny dork @notfairest.bsky.social ✨
He should know better than to tempt the one that is 50x times his size~
Art by @zwiebelprinz.bsky.social~!
Tiny dork @notfairest.bsky.social ✨
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Been spending time with this cute dork and he reminds me that he claimed the little woofer as his own….
I have to endure his long FFXIV sessions as he does raid bosses…
Lovely art comm by @keromasou.bsky.social~
Cute Kobold is @notfairest.bsky.social 🤍
I have to endure his long FFXIV sessions as he does raid bosses…
Lovely art comm by @keromasou.bsky.social~
Cute Kobold is @notfairest.bsky.social 🤍
January 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Been spending time with this cute dork and he reminds me that he claimed the little woofer as his own….
I have to endure his long FFXIV sessions as he does raid bosses…
Lovely art comm by @keromasou.bsky.social~
Cute Kobold is @notfairest.bsky.social 🤍
I have to endure his long FFXIV sessions as he does raid bosses…
Lovely art comm by @keromasou.bsky.social~
Cute Kobold is @notfairest.bsky.social 🤍
Multi-colored paw beans hits differently….
They’ve been on my mind all week..
They’ve been on my mind all week..
January 19, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Multi-colored paw beans hits differently….
They’ve been on my mind all week..
They’ve been on my mind all week..
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sleepy, haven't felt very inspired
lazy thing for lazy day
lazy thing for lazy day
January 18, 2026 at 7:58 PM
sleepy, haven't felt very inspired
lazy thing for lazy day
lazy thing for lazy day
I really do think, and firmly believe, that a lot of people are a lot more entitled than they think they are.
Sometimes I wish I had the words, and the patience to tell someone how entitled they are and are behaving… But I just don’t. I’m tired 90% of the times and I can’t engage in a back n forth.
Sometimes I wish I had the words, and the patience to tell someone how entitled they are and are behaving… But I just don’t. I’m tired 90% of the times and I can’t engage in a back n forth.
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I really do think, and firmly believe, that a lot of people are a lot more entitled than they think they are.
Sometimes I wish I had the words, and the patience to tell someone how entitled they are and are behaving… But I just don’t. I’m tired 90% of the times and I can’t engage in a back n forth.
Sometimes I wish I had the words, and the patience to tell someone how entitled they are and are behaving… But I just don’t. I’m tired 90% of the times and I can’t engage in a back n forth.
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owner :3
for Zach
for Zach
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
owner :3
for Zach
for Zach
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I love toying with my lil paw bugs. Hopefully I'm not playing too rough though, wouldn't want @natfox.bsky.social and @nwnzach.bsky.social to break~
Epic ych by @danielletheowl.bsky.social
#micro #macro #paws
Epic ych by @danielletheowl.bsky.social
#micro #macro #paws
September 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I love toying with my lil paw bugs. Hopefully I'm not playing too rough though, wouldn't want @natfox.bsky.social and @nwnzach.bsky.social to break~
Epic ych by @danielletheowl.bsky.social
#micro #macro #paws
Epic ych by @danielletheowl.bsky.social
#micro #macro #paws