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Mackenzie
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Due to *gestures broadly* it’s time for me to start looking for a new job!

If you know anyone looking for an experienced policy nerd, research analyst, gov’t affairs, strat comms person — point me towards them.

Lacy turns 14 next month so need to be able to buy Lambies!
March 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
She is home now and okay, but Lacy gave us a huge scare this afternoon. I thought she was having a stroke. Couldn’t walk straight, falling over, eyes doing this weird shifty thing.
March 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Look at this perfect puptato 🩷
February 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Why is having eyeballs so expensive?
February 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
A work convo just reminded me that my husband has horrible taste in pens.
January 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Teen™️ and I had a Nintendo switch lite during covid. I haven’t been able to find it since my move to GA a couple years ago.

Now I want to potato and play Crash Bandicoot and I’m considering buying another and I have no good reason not to.
January 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Netflix is ruining football
December 25, 2024 at 6:50 PM
My husband is so extra in the best possible ways. 🎄
December 24, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I’m on a fragrance kick. My current faves are:

1) Tom Ford Lost Cherry
2) Gucci Flora Gorgeous Gardenia
3) Dior Hynotic Poison
4) Dulce by Rosie Jane
5) Nemat Amber perfume oil 🩷

Tell me yours!
December 18, 2024 at 7:17 AM
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⚡️NEW #IndependentAmericans EP311. Leo Shane. The Great Military Times Reporter on Hegseth’s History and Nomination. Collins for VA Sec. Assad Goes Down. Musk & Ramaswamy Wanna Cut All Vets Benefits. Army Navy Week. Remembering Eddy Schrank.

🎙️All platforms or: independentamericans.us/311-leo-shan...
December 12, 2024 at 1:14 PM
I attempted to pick a new cologne for my husband since his favorite was discontinued. I sniffed over 20 that somehow all smelled alike before I got a headache and gave up.

Also I do not understand the obsession with Tom Ford’s Tobacco Vanille and Replica’s By the Fireplace. They are *awful*
December 16, 2024 at 6:09 AM
Happy annual “Fine, we’re Dept of the Navy” day to all the Marines out there.
December 14, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Finished an amazing book and went to start the second book and realized I read them out of order.

My life is ruined.
December 2, 2024 at 5:34 PM
I had ice cream made from buffalo milk today.
November 30, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Green bean casserole is the superior Thanksgiving side dish.
November 27, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I yeeted out of a plane today (thanks to my husband picking the best Christmas gift for me) and it was *amazing*

Now I want classes to learn to do this on my own.
November 25, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Let’s try this again
November 20, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Oh this is my kind of fun!

“In the darkness, two shadows, reaching through the hopeless, heavy dusk. Their hands meet, and light spills in a flood like a hundred golden urns pouring out of the sun.”
November 20, 2024 at 5:04 AM
July 7, 2023 at 2:01 PM
Reposted by Mackenzie
pic showing how we all were bringing in twitter refugees to Bluesky
July 3, 2023 at 12:10 AM
*taps mic*
July 3, 2023 at 12:25 PM