Coffeerat
@coffeerat.bsky.social
I have just been for a haircut at a Turkish barbers wow fantastic haircut and they set fire to my hair deliberately and they wrapped my head in a hot towel I am going back there
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I have just been for a haircut at a Turkish barbers wow fantastic haircut and they set fire to my hair deliberately and they wrapped my head in a hot towel I am going back there
Okay I'm back temporarily just been shopping and I'm absolutely knackered but now time to sit down think about dinner and have a beer and by the way go Canada go screw the orange baby man
October 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Okay I'm back temporarily just been shopping and I'm absolutely knackered but now time to sit down think about dinner and have a beer and by the way go Canada go screw the orange baby man
Okay just been into the town to check my wages have gone in the bank they have bonus points in the end. Also bought myself a new pair of fluffy slippers. On a side note I went in expecting it to be cold it was fucking roasting I'm sweating my tits off
October 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Okay just been into the town to check my wages have gone in the bank they have bonus points in the end. Also bought myself a new pair of fluffy slippers. On a side note I went in expecting it to be cold it was fucking roasting I'm sweating my tits off
Time for diddy, to face squeaky bum time
October 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Time for diddy, to face squeaky bum time
Is Lys not coming out to play today
September 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Is Lys not coming out to play today
I feel good I have just recovered my Google account, not an easy job but I had the technology
September 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I feel good I have just recovered my Google account, not an easy job but I had the technology
Well it's nearly winter so I've got the slow cooker out my food will be ready not long after I die of starvation but it will be delicious for anybody finding my emaciated body
September 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Well it's nearly winter so I've got the slow cooker out my food will be ready not long after I die of starvation but it will be delicious for anybody finding my emaciated body
I don't think I'm doing well I think I'm having a bit of a breakdown
September 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I don't think I'm doing well I think I'm having a bit of a breakdown
Yes I made it out of the building first thing in the morning
September 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Yes I made it out of the building first thing in the morning
I'm at work the internal entry exit computer system has gone tits up, I'm going to have such an easy night because I can no longer get out of the building. Happy Days
September 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I'm at work the internal entry exit computer system has gone tits up, I'm going to have such an easy night because I can no longer get out of the building. Happy Days
Things are looking up, the French are on the streets protesting, you cannot take it away from the French they are world class rioters
September 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Things are looking up, the French are on the streets protesting, you cannot take it away from the French they are world class rioters
Ok things got decidedly better today I am almost stress-free
September 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ok things got decidedly better today I am almost stress-free
Well it looks like the French are in deep shit again
September 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Well it looks like the French are in deep shit again
It's absolutely pissing it down and I've got thunder and lightning Happy Days
September 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It's absolutely pissing it down and I've got thunder and lightning Happy Days
I have been so stressed out lately. I couldn't see any light at the end of the tunnel things are starting to get a little bit better.
September 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I have been so stressed out lately. I couldn't see any light at the end of the tunnel things are starting to get a little bit better.
Ok I watched the new version of Red Sonja last night what a bag of shit I highly recommend you give it a body swerve
August 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Ok I watched the new version of Red Sonja last night what a bag of shit I highly recommend you give it a body swerve
It's okay I have found her
August 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It's okay I have found her
@tiptoelyss.bsky.social is there any news
August 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
@tiptoelyss.bsky.social is there any news
@tiptoelyss.bsky.social come back my precious little aardvark
August 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
@tiptoelyss.bsky.social come back my precious little aardvark
I think it's time to go dark
August 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I think it's time to go dark
Jesus, hell has taken a holiday and it's come to the West Midlands it's fooking hot. It was 37c in my car
August 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Jesus, hell has taken a holiday and it's come to the West Midlands it's fooking hot. It was 37c in my car
On a side note it's fooking hot
August 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
On a side note it's fooking hot
I am now the proud owner of a chainsaw. The world doesn't know what it's in for
August 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I am now the proud owner of a chainsaw. The world doesn't know what it's in for
Oh my God England has now shown solidarity with the rest of Europe we are also now on fire god save us all
August 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Oh my God England has now shown solidarity with the rest of Europe we are also now on fire god save us all