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Vote for progressives. Replace the whole fucking democratic party. Actually resist, instead of posting performative hashtags.

And most of all, #FuckChuck, and the #BlueGOP too.
Pinned
I'm keeping track. Are you?

How many is too many?
How many before you defend yourself, collectively?
How many before you realize that we are running out of options?
How much blood are you willing to tolerate?

Because we're at 37, and counting. I'm sure there's more.
I had an interaction with @eepybro.bsky.social where we discussed how Democrats look down upon those they disagree with, and how alienating it is.

And I realized a parallel: Academic elitism. I've dealt with it personally.

For context, I'm a self taught software engineer who's been at it

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January 23, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 3:05 AM
That's it, I'm calling it. @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social is now the commander in chief of the Antifa army.
January 23, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Yooooooooo
Hasan Piker + Kyle Kulinski was not the fanfic on my bingo card this year... But I'm absolutely here for it.

This fucking smackdown. 10/10.

How did I miss this? I fucking love you @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social
DARK WOKE COMMANDER KULINSKI OBLITERATES MICHAEL KNOWLES
YouTube video by HasanAbi
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 6:45 AM
I never liked green day much.
I do now though.
January 23, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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Oh, and that's a good point. I'm shitting on booker for it here, but it's a good 95% of them. Not just him.

Check out this video with more examples by @humanistreport.bsky.social
Democrats Mocked for Embarrassingly Feckless “Resistance” to Trump’s Fascism
YouTube video by The Humanist Report
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 4:35 AM
You want more evidence that democrats are almost as bad?
"ICE needs more money".
Enough said.
January 21, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Do not get involved, do not harass the other person.
Start from a place of "everyone has good intentions"

Am I wrong in this thread? Specifically about assertions and data? I can't see it. Keep comments on this post only. If the other person wants to get involved, they can do so.
Fact check your bullshit.
He polled _way_ better than HRC.
3-5 points, vs 13-20 points.

He also "Only got about 24%" because the other candidates in the primary gave their votes to HRC. They did everything they could to stymie him, and make HRC the candidate.
Don't believe me? Here's some more receipts. Might help to fact check yourself before spewing bullshit.
January 19, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Here's another sample of disinformation coming from the libs.
"Bernie wouldn't win"
"The voters chose HRC"

Here's some receipts showing that the be definitively false. I really don't want to keep having this argument, this is fact.
Don't believe me? Here's some more receipts. Might help to fact check yourself before spewing bullshit.
2016 Democratic National Committee email leak - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
January 18, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I'm incredibly, and aggressively of the democratic party, and its base.
But I am not unreasonable. I'm putting this forth as evidence that it isn't my way or the highway. It's "I'm getting something, or you don't get my vote", and a demonstration that I, and others, are willing to compromise.
I'd like to point out while I disagree that we shouldn't defund police, we can definitely agree that qualified immunity needs to go eat shit.
January 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Present these to most rank and file democrats, and they'll refuse to acknowledge that these were problems.
Here's some examples, with sources, of why Kamala lost, that democrats routinely refuse to acknowledge.
Survey: 41% Of Americans Say Inflation Is Their Top Economic Issue For The 2024 Election | Bankrate
Americans will consider inflation, health care costs and affordable housing when they enter the voting booth this November.
www.bankrate.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Yep. Wonder why we hate the democratic party?
Figuring out why Kamala lost yet?
The people who want to defund ICE, as they should, need to realize that their refusal to get on board with “defund the police” is EXACTLY why we are here today.
January 18, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I want to see them all in front of the ICC, as soon as possible.
Presidential immunity may be our law, but it certainly isn't international law.
Donald Trump is a fucking war criminal — here & abroad!

ARREST HIM NOW!!!
January 18, 2026 at 12:13 PM
You ever want proof that blue maga needs to eat shit?
"Kamala won! Trump stole the election!"
I said this, did they show evidence? Or did they just block me?
This is why you lost shitlibs. YOU are the enemy. Trump and maga are a symptom, you're the disease.
Give me a single shred of evidence to back your claim.
Extraordinary claims usually require extraordinary evidence. I'll settle for ANY evidence. Because everyone who's brought this up, has yet to do so.
So go ahead.
January 18, 2026 at 10:06 AM
You know what's tons of fun?
Having narcolepsy, insomnia, and IBS.
Nothing makes your day awesome like being up until 4am, then passing out in the bathroom and waking up needing a shower.
Again.🤮
January 18, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Not only who and where, but are actively hiding/protecting him.

Jonathan Ross deserves the death penalty. I hope he gets what he deserves.
Still hard to believe that there are videos and witnesses to someone shooting a woman in the face three times. Yet the shooter has not been arrested even though the police know who and where he is.
January 18, 2026 at 8:19 AM
But they won't.
They agree with this, always have, they just don't shove it in your face.
January 18, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Buy this man's plants already.
(Originally posted by @tseikkis.bsky.social , but reposting that wouldn't have shown the video, nice find man, 10/10)
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 18, 2026 at 8:05 AM
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Pentagon readies 1,500 soldiers to possibly deploy to Minnesota, officials say. The only thing that is out of control is ICE and the insane dictator want to be in WH. He needs to be removed by Congress.
January 18, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Fucking legends. That's an amazing idea.
If I might make a suggestion though, boiling water might be a better choice. We'll be able to identify them later, as well as make them freeze.
Who's to say though.
Either way, great job.
January 18, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Why didn't they just wear their PT belts? They'd be safe from everything.
Being mistaken as police, ice, and even completely invisible to protestors.
Now the actual military has to dress like it’s not the military cuz federal law enforcement agencies dress too much like the military
January 18, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Yeah, I'd much rather eat vomit than a pile of shit.
Kamala and Hillary were always the more qualified candidates! Stop the hate!
January 18, 2026 at 6:59 AM
You know, because, they existed since the start of our coun.... Oh wait, they weren't created until post 9/11. We were... Fine without them?
Kinda like the TSA, and the illusion of security.
i like how abolishing ICE is seen by dems as extreme. like, a world without murderous cops is such a fanciful concept.
January 18, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Yikes.
January 18, 2026 at 6:52 AM