*smiles* I'm sorry, I don't speak babble.
Why pouty?
I still don't speak babble.
No, I won't take the paci out.
More pouty?
Wait, what stinks...?
*checks your diaper*
I see someone needs a change. Well, why didn't you just say that silly baby?
*smiles* I'm sorry, I don't speak babble.
Why pouty?
I still don't speak babble.
No, I won't take the paci out.
More pouty?
Wait, what stinks...?
*checks your diaper*
I see someone needs a change. Well, why didn't you just say that silly baby?
All littles are adorable!
Yes, that means you
"But I'm older."
Oh well.
"But I'm bigger."
Your point?
"But I don't have 'proper' little clothes."
So what?
"But I don't think I'm adorable."
Too bad.
You, yes you, are adorable. No buts... unless they're padded butts.
All littles are adorable!
Yes, that means you
"But I'm older."
Oh well.
"But I'm bigger."
Your point?
"But I don't have 'proper' little clothes."
So what?
"But I don't think I'm adorable."
Too bad.
You, yes you, are adorable. No buts... unless they're padded butts.
There's a big world out there, and sometimes you have to be a big responsible adult in it. Just remember, the adult is only who you're pretending to be. You and I both know, when you're done out there, you'll be right back to being a babbling, pants-filling, paci sucking baby.
There's a big world out there, and sometimes you have to be a big responsible adult in it. Just remember, the adult is only who you're pretending to be. You and I both know, when you're done out there, you'll be right back to being a babbling, pants-filling, paci sucking baby.
With “Nub Nummer” coating their locked noodle and an overly stuffed hole, the long-haul flight can begin! Hoisted and flailing about, trying to find that elusive buzzy stick, the poor little Cuck will struggle to “grasp” ... well anything. Good thing for thick “Flight Pants”!
With “Nub Nummer” coating their locked noodle and an overly stuffed hole, the long-haul flight can begin! Hoisted and flailing about, trying to find that elusive buzzy stick, the poor little Cuck will struggle to “grasp” ... well anything. Good thing for thick “Flight Pants”!
You're just a (big) baby, and babies do gross things in their diapers all the time.
It's not something you feel the slightest bit of shame about and it's not something a grownup would pay any attention to.
You're just a (big) baby, and babies do gross things in their diapers all the time.
It's not something you feel the slightest bit of shame about and it's not something a grownup would pay any attention to.
Trying to maintain your adulthood as your body settles into a squat that you're powerless to stop
Having to relearn your ABCs because Daddy took them away
Forgetting you were ever more than a toddler
It's all A+ stuff
Trying to maintain your adulthood as your body settles into a squat that you're powerless to stop
Having to relearn your ABCs because Daddy took them away
Forgetting you were ever more than a toddler
It's all A+ stuff
But is it more embarrassing to do it at home and be praised + rewarded for it, or is it more embarrassing to do it in public w/ your paci clipped to your shirt because you needed to learn a lesson about accepting your babyhood?
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(These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)
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(These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)