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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 *NSFW*
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about me: 👨🏾‍🦱 40 | 🏳️‍🌈 he/him | 🏳️‍⚧️ ally | 🍑 top-tier ass *allegedly*

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ingredients: nsfw with a sprinkle of wholesome content, good vibes, adhd, anxiety, depression, natural flavor
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my booty just be out there and i’m here for it because every day is hump day over here 😛
imma tease you with it 😏

#humpday
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I’m going one step further…we would not be seeing Kamala doing that.
I'm pretty confident we wouldn't be seeing Kamala fighting to protect herself from allegations of raping children, nor her staff being dragged in front of Congress weekly for lying about raping children and murdering citizens.
February 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
reading a book…
February 11, 2026 at 6:02 PM
IDK who needs to hear this but don’t let the negative situation in your life break you. Show yourself some grace because you’re stronger than you give yourself credit for. Feel the feelings, be hurt, be angry, be sad, because, yes you are all those things, but you’re also resilient and brave. ❤️
February 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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Lady Gaga said
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Exactly, and just blatantly celebrating it on top of that. 😮‍💨 😔
February 10, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Y’all, I gave her a spoonful of peanut butter and told her to go lay down. This is what she does 🙄

I can’t with her 🤦🏾‍♂️😂
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 AM
not me minding my business trying to fix a pb&j sandwich 💅 and here comes coco outta nowhere acting like she about to die cause i won’t share 🙄

girl stop, it is not that serious 😂
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 AM
oh hi, it’s just me, looking rough around the edges 😄

monday mondayed tf outta me y’all but i’m managing to smirk my way through it tonight 😏

hope y’all had a pleasant one 🥰
February 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Today wasn’t one of my better days, had a mild panic attack this afternoon on the way to outpatient therapy, but having Coco helps. She’s a sweet girl. 😌
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 AM
hello monday 👋🏾 🙂
February 9, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Yes, be having me over here like
February 6, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I love this for him 😍
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I’m here for it ❤️
January 31, 2026 at 7:07 PM
shaking things up this saturday 😏
January 31, 2026 at 4:26 PM
*stands in doorway*

so you just gonna stare at it or you coming inside 😏
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 AM
mr bush and i wish you a happy friday
January 30, 2026 at 6:50 PM
they say try it before you buy it 😄
January 30, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Good morning! 😁 Y’all be safe out there walking around and driving in these streets this winter! And stay warm!
January 29, 2026 at 4:43 PM
January 29, 2026 at 3:52 PM
the way my booty just be devouring the thongs tho 😮‍💨

quote with your 4 thirstiest thong pics 😈

#newthreadthursday
January 29, 2026 at 2:36 PM
just a peek, hehe 😉
January 29, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Hey, how’s y’all’s mood? Cause it’s only the end of January and I’m already looking at 2026 like:
a woman talking on a phone with the words i just want academy written on her shirt
ALT: a woman talking on a phone with the words i just want academy written on her shirt
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:52 AM
swerve that thang into this driveway for #humpday 😉
January 29, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I know it’s her job as press secretary to answer questions but she be trying so hard to make this nonsense seem normal. Just at the podium serving all those alternative facts. 🙄

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen.
a woman in a tie dye shirt is saying girl bye .
ALT: a woman in a tie dye shirt is saying girl bye .
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:15 AM