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Jess 🍂
@cobrastarr.bsky.social
everyone’s favorite emotional support stupid since 1995
My house is on pretty girl ave
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
In my feelings tonight.
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Wow I really fucking hate having a vicious period now!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I get my best friend here for my 30th birthday party chat
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
LOVE WAS FUN AND LIFE WAS EASY NOW ITS JUST WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
XJs > wranglers.

I don’t make the rules.
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I woke up and decided to be a menace today
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Yes yes of course
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Okay fine I have a pair of crocs now
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You don’t want this heart boy, it’s already broke.
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Kitty cat kitty cat run run run
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It’s fuckin wimdy
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Now we’re arguing about my assortment not being legit assortment (he’s wrong btw)
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“We’ll just say the zyn was brushing my teeth” -me marking my finch app and talking to @yeabread.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I have nothing important to contribute at the moment, have my assortment of zyns
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
What a sight. 🫡
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Jeep? ❌
Bronco? ❌
Both? ✅
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Fighting for my life in the bathroom hbu
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
What do you mean I’m gonna be 30 next month
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Don’t forget to give your Bronco an iced coffee
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I wish I wasn’t so god damn depressed
October 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Start digging in your butt twin
October 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My 1 year old is a huge bbno$ fan and it’s the only thing that gets him to stop crying sometimes
October 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Square headlights have me in a chokehold
October 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Safe to say I finally have my own project trail rig ❤️ say hello to Rumi.
October 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM