CobraMisfit
@cobramisfit.bsky.social
Beekeeper, board gamer, storyteller.
Roll for Initiative.
Roll for Initiative.
Happy November 1st, gang!
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happy November 1st, gang!
I’m going to create a site where subscribers log in to watch folks make custard-based desserts.
I’m calling it OnlyFlans.
I’m calling it OnlyFlans.
October 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’m going to create a site where subscribers log in to watch folks make custard-based desserts.
I’m calling it OnlyFlans.
I’m calling it OnlyFlans.
Happy October 1st, gang!
October 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Happy October 1st, gang!
Happy Sept 1st (and Labor Day), gang!
September 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Happy Sept 1st (and Labor Day), gang!
Happy August 1st, gang!
August 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Happy August 1st, gang!
Happy 4th of July, gang!
July 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Happy 4th of July, gang!
Happy June 1st, gang!
June 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Happy June 1st, gang!
We regret to inform you that, due to the weakening economy, it will now take four legits to quit.
April 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
We regret to inform you that, due to the weakening economy, it will now take four legits to quit.
Happy April 1st, gang!
April 1, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Happy April 1st, gang!
Quote of the Night:
“You moved all of this stuff by yourself?”
“Hate makes you strong.”
- The Middle
“You moved all of this stuff by yourself?”
“Hate makes you strong.”
- The Middle
March 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Quote of the Night:
“You moved all of this stuff by yourself?”
“Hate makes you strong.”
- The Middle
“You moved all of this stuff by yourself?”
“Hate makes you strong.”
- The Middle
Did we ever come to a concensus on who was ultimately responsible for letting the dogs out?
And did we ever hold them accountable?
And did we ever hold them accountable?
March 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Did we ever come to a concensus on who was ultimately responsible for letting the dogs out?
And did we ever hold them accountable?
And did we ever hold them accountable?
Happy Pi Day, gang.
March 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Happy Pi Day, gang.
Spring, baby.
SPRING!!!
SPRING!!!
March 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Spring, baby.
SPRING!!!
SPRING!!!
Hope you all have a Super Mar10 day!
Get it?
GET IT?!
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…I’ll see myself out….
Get it?
GET IT?!
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…I’ll see myself out….
March 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Hope you all have a Super Mar10 day!
Get it?
GET IT?!
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…I’ll see myself out….
Get it?
GET IT?!
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…I’ll see myself out….
Quote of the Night:
“I won’t be selling delicious Idaho potatoes with your choice of 34 different toppings.
I’ll be selling lies!”
- The Middle
“I won’t be selling delicious Idaho potatoes with your choice of 34 different toppings.
I’ll be selling lies!”
- The Middle
March 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Quote of the Night:
“I won’t be selling delicious Idaho potatoes with your choice of 34 different toppings.
I’ll be selling lies!”
- The Middle
“I won’t be selling delicious Idaho potatoes with your choice of 34 different toppings.
I’ll be selling lies!”
- The Middle
Quote of the Night:
“You really think mamma birds push their babies out of the nest to help them learn to fly?
Maybe they’re just sick of them.”
- The Middle
“You really think mamma birds push their babies out of the nest to help them learn to fly?
Maybe they’re just sick of them.”
- The Middle
March 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Quote of the Night:
“You really think mamma birds push their babies out of the nest to help them learn to fly?
Maybe they’re just sick of them.”
- The Middle
“You really think mamma birds push their babies out of the nest to help them learn to fly?
Maybe they’re just sick of them.”
- The Middle
Quote of the Night:
“Nobody on the computer is having as much fun as you think they are.”
- The Middle
“Nobody on the computer is having as much fun as you think they are.”
- The Middle
March 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Quote of the Night:
“Nobody on the computer is having as much fun as you think they are.”
- The Middle
“Nobody on the computer is having as much fun as you think they are.”
- The Middle
Happy March 1st, gang!
March 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Happy March 1st, gang!
New dis.
Who phone?
Who phone?
February 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
New dis.
Who phone?
Who phone?
Who knew all those years of playing Tetris was just preparing me to load the dishwasher efficiently?
February 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Who knew all those years of playing Tetris was just preparing me to load the dishwasher efficiently?
No clue what they were doing, but CobraMiniFit’s stuffies had an active day.
February 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
No clue what they were doing, but CobraMiniFit’s stuffies had an active day.
What’s the scariest city in California?
Mali-BOOOOOOO!
ba-dum-tishhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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…I’ll see myself out….
(Courtesy of a coworker on our morning meeting)
Mali-BOOOOOOO!
ba-dum-tishhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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…I’ll see myself out….
(Courtesy of a coworker on our morning meeting)
February 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
What’s the scariest city in California?
Mali-BOOOOOOO!
ba-dum-tishhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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…I’ll see myself out….
(Courtesy of a coworker on our morning meeting)
Mali-BOOOOOOO!
ba-dum-tishhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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…I’ll see myself out….
(Courtesy of a coworker on our morning meeting)
Local Meteorologists: “…and temperatures approaching 60 degrees Monday and Tuesday!”
Local Weather:
Local Weather:
a close up of a man in a christmas outfit with the words `` you sit on a throne of lies '' .
ALT: a close up of a man in a christmas outfit with the words `` you sit on a throne of lies '' .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Local Meteorologists: “…and temperatures approaching 60 degrees Monday and Tuesday!”
Local Weather:
Local Weather:
Quote of the Night:
“Punctuality is my love language.”
- Shifting Gears
“Punctuality is my love language.”
- Shifting Gears
February 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Quote of the Night:
“Punctuality is my love language.”
- Shifting Gears
“Punctuality is my love language.”
- Shifting Gears
Welp, Moana 2 is pretty fantastic.
February 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Welp, Moana 2 is pretty fantastic.