Cobalt
@cobaltfoil.bsky.social
Merry Christmas from Apple News 😭
December 22, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Merry Christmas from Apple News 😭
don’t show me the carfax, just fax me the car
December 1, 2024 at 2:27 PM
don’t show me the carfax, just fax me the car
nice little nap you got there. would be a shame if something happened to it
-neighbor with new weedwhacker
-neighbor with new weedwhacker
November 30, 2024 at 8:15 PM
nice little nap you got there. would be a shame if something happened to it
-neighbor with new weedwhacker
-neighbor with new weedwhacker
“who the hell is this? what the fuck is THAT? I feel unsafe”
me after accidentally swiping to the Discover tab
me after accidentally swiping to the Discover tab
November 30, 2024 at 3:49 PM
“who the hell is this? what the fuck is THAT? I feel unsafe”
me after accidentally swiping to the Discover tab
me after accidentally swiping to the Discover tab
Warning: if you reskeet a bad skeet you’re getting unskeetered
November 30, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Warning: if you reskeet a bad skeet you’re getting unskeetered
gonna have to get some cleavage in my skeetvatar
November 30, 2024 at 2:25 PM
gonna have to get some cleavage in my skeetvatar
“to the window,” she whispers to herself, clicking the blue butterfly. “to the wall.”
November 30, 2024 at 2:08 PM
“to the window,” she whispers to herself, clicking the blue butterfly. “to the wall.”
Is or isn’t? That is the question.
Present-tense Shakespeare
Present-tense Shakespeare
November 30, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Is or isn’t? That is the question.
Present-tense Shakespeare
Present-tense Shakespeare
Homegoods: the TJ Maxx for olive oils
November 30, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Homegoods: the TJ Maxx for olive oils
November 19, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Dear wet shower curtain,
Stop sticking to my skin, man. I’m at my most vulnerable rn
Stop sticking to my skin, man. I’m at my most vulnerable rn
November 16, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Dear wet shower curtain,
Stop sticking to my skin, man. I’m at my most vulnerable rn
Stop sticking to my skin, man. I’m at my most vulnerable rn
now all we need is a 6 second video app called BeanStalk and social media will finally be fixed
November 16, 2024 at 5:07 AM
now all we need is a 6 second video app called BeanStalk and social media will finally be fixed