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This used to be called “the weave” an archeologist from the year 3025 says as they dig up trump’s tomb
January 21, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I enjoy watching movies, or as I like to call them, “films”
January 20, 2026 at 12:54 AM
It’s dumb as fuck that people can limit who can reply or quote their posts. Dumbasses can just say incorrect garbage and then lock the post down so they can’t be corrected. This feature was invented by Elon so no one could hurt his feelings
January 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Scott Addams has returned to the role that made him famous: that Frankenstein lurch from the Addams Family
January 14, 2026 at 12:54 AM
As it turns out, the Dilbert comic was not so “Dilbertish” after all
January 14, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Wake up in the morning feeling like *REDACTED*
January 13, 2026 at 12:33 PM
I’m knackerd, I’m beat
January 13, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Imagine being this guy. What’s that gotta be like? The pure nightmare of being a full grown man, cosplaying as a full grown man, cosplaying as an SS officer in the year 2026. What a bitch ass loser posing like a fat little turd in his wannabe Hugo boss trench coat. Simply astonished.
January 13, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Thinking about.
January 11, 2026 at 12:18 AM
There is immense pressure to post. Every website blows.
January 7, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Thinking about adding some superlatives to boost my brand. Pixel guru? Slang poet? OK person? Slave to the machine? Let me know by commenting below!
December 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
To all my followers to all my fans know that I am well and I hope that you are as well as I am well
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
@mikiesherrill.bsky.social Hey can you provide a little diagram of how to pronounce your first name?
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Anyone can just go have outdoors. You can do it and it's even free*

Go have outdoors costs 100 money
March 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Meatup
March 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I'm hamburger.
February 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM