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Hey guys I know everyone wanted me to make a bluesky so here I am 🥰 I’m not the main character, I’m the villain 🔥 23 🪩 Mistress of all evil 😈
claudework1 on the other app
rip fyodor karamazov you would’ve loved rick and morty
February 12, 2026 at 8:11 PM
rona berger kind of sounds like if jk rowling named an american character
February 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I know everyone’s saying TikTok’s all fucked up right now and I’m seeing sponsored videos like every other video 😭
January 29, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I’ve been wanting to look into the epic of gilgamesh for a while and every time I see something related to it I avoid it because I’m afraid of spoilers. Imagine me being afraid of spoilers for a story that’s over 3000 years old 😭
January 27, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I remember a while back when my fyp’s on both twitter and tiktok were cluttered with everybody saying “omg the government confirmed aliens are real” and I ignored it because I figured it was more bullshit but now that it’s long past the hype I’m curious what even prompted all of that
January 27, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I wanna invent this new ideology where basically I think everyone should be miserable all the time and no happiness is allowed whatsoever. They should put me in congress
January 27, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Succession and Love Island are two shows I’ve never watched but I can tell have very parasocial fandoms
January 26, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Smoking that shit that was jacking anton off
January 25, 2026 at 3:19 PM
This bunny pisses me off
January 18, 2026 at 7:21 AM
For the fired meth teacher who cooks crystal high school… 🤨
January 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Katniss took a beating in the hunger games movies. She was struck by lightning, strangled, shot, and burned. She lived in that hospital bed 😭
January 9, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Rewatching the 2024 debate between Biden and Trump… why tf did they spend so much time talking about golf
December 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Me when someone picks vendetta before I do
December 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
After seeing some of the shit that ai can do I just think there has to be an insane amount of lawsuits popping up in the past couple of years
December 16, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I am not Spencer… I am his twin brother…… Sponsor
December 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
fuck santa claus!!!!!!!
December 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I wish I was this joyful
December 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I have a sudden urge to go to canada
December 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
did you know you have rights? the constitution says you do
December 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I can’t believe someone honked at me. Mind you it’s Christmas
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The Cheesecake Factory kind of looks like if they built the Sistine Chapel in Las Vegas
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Want to visit the ethereal void some day
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
who the fuck parked in my goddamn parking space!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
i long for black beans
November 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I can’t stop saying I’ve never had any hawk tuah
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM