Clyde Machine
@clydemachine.com
VR personality, DJ, VRC world creator, 🏎️ fast sheep.
#Vket Gen1 Global Ambassador! Bringing you On Location. Also producing as _isAlreadyDead
(he/him)
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#Vket Gen1 Global Ambassador! Bringing you On Location. Also producing as _isAlreadyDead
(he/him)
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⏬ MILLER - SAILOR MOON M/V
Took a lil time to do some filming in VRC, and I was in the mood for a vibey video to this song, so here we are. :) Get at the full video on Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlxw...
Took a lil time to do some filming in VRC, and I was in the mood for a vibey video to this song, so here we are. :) Get at the full video on Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlxw...
The latest run of Stranger Things got us stressin tf out man. 😶
December 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The latest run of Stranger Things got us stressin tf out man. 😶
Update:
It's freezing outside but we warm inside. She makin' that full English. 🧡☺️🧡
It's freezing outside but we warm inside. She makin' that full English. 🧡☺️🧡
December 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Update:
It's freezing outside but we warm inside. She makin' that full English. 🧡☺️🧡
It's freezing outside but we warm inside. She makin' that full English. 🧡☺️🧡
Reposted by Clyde Machine
As the year draws to a close, VRCCC will be holding its end-of-the-year Community Meetup!
As usual, we've got some neat cars waiting to be driven and everyone (from any timezone) is invited!
Hope to see you all there! #VRChat #VRCAutomotive
As usual, we've got some neat cars waiting to be driven and everyone (from any timezone) is invited!
Hope to see you all there! #VRChat #VRCAutomotive
December 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
As the year draws to a close, VRCCC will be holding its end-of-the-year Community Meetup!
As usual, we've got some neat cars waiting to be driven and everyone (from any timezone) is invited!
Hope to see you all there! #VRChat #VRCAutomotive
As usual, we've got some neat cars waiting to be driven and everyone (from any timezone) is invited!
Hope to see you all there! #VRChat #VRCAutomotive
Update:
I met more of her family, I made several good jokes and all of them seemed to land. We played a game where you sketch a word and they guess the word, and one of them was like "the American drew a shotgun" but I had in fact drawn something else. It was hilarious. I'm told they liked me. :D
I met more of her family, I made several good jokes and all of them seemed to land. We played a game where you sketch a word and they guess the word, and one of them was like "the American drew a shotgun" but I had in fact drawn something else. It was hilarious. I'm told they liked me. :D
December 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Update:
I met more of her family, I made several good jokes and all of them seemed to land. We played a game where you sketch a word and they guess the word, and one of them was like "the American drew a shotgun" but I had in fact drawn something else. It was hilarious. I'm told they liked me. :D
I met more of her family, I made several good jokes and all of them seemed to land. We played a game where you sketch a word and they guess the word, and one of them was like "the American drew a shotgun" but I had in fact drawn something else. It was hilarious. I'm told they liked me. :D
Reposted by Clyde Machine
🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS, SURVIVOR VR EPISODE 1 RELEASING TOMORROW 12/26!!!!!🚨‼️⚠️
December 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS, SURVIVOR VR EPISODE 1 RELEASING TOMORROW 12/26!!!!!🚨‼️⚠️
Update:
I met her mum. I think she likes me, I gave a good first impression. I didn't say nothing out of pocket even after a drink. 😶
I met her mum. I think she likes me, I gave a good first impression. I didn't say nothing out of pocket even after a drink. 😶
December 24, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Update:
I met her mum. I think she likes me, I gave a good first impression. I didn't say nothing out of pocket even after a drink. 😶
I met her mum. I think she likes me, I gave a good first impression. I didn't say nothing out of pocket even after a drink. 😶
AYO SHOUTOUT BRITAIN SHITS LOOKIN GLOOMY BUT YOU CAN PERK UP NOW I'M HERE! 🇬🇧☁️
December 23, 2025 at 10:57 AM
AYO SHOUTOUT BRITAIN SHITS LOOKIN GLOOMY BUT YOU CAN PERK UP NOW I'M HERE! 🇬🇧☁️
This world bouta save me so much money. 👏
VRChat Airlines の「The Chill Airbus」で、空の旅をゆったりとお楽しみください。
Relax in the skies with VRChat Airlines in The Chill Airbus.
World: The Chill Airbus
Author: ponluxime
vrchat.com/home/world/w...
#VRChat #VRChatPhotography #VRChat_world紹介
Relax in the skies with VRChat Airlines in The Chill Airbus.
World: The Chill Airbus
Author: ponluxime
vrchat.com/home/world/w...
#VRChat #VRChatPhotography #VRChat_world紹介
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This world bouta save me so much money. 👏
"I Can't Go Three Weeks Without Being At An Airport" Pt. 101: Chrimbas Edition! ✈️
I'm in UK for Christmas and New Year's so if you tryna reach me, you're gonna reach me 'n Fae huehuehue.
I'm in UK for Christmas and New Year's so if you tryna reach me, you're gonna reach me 'n Fae huehuehue.
December 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
"I Can't Go Three Weeks Without Being At An Airport" Pt. 101: Chrimbas Edition! ✈️
I'm in UK for Christmas and New Year's so if you tryna reach me, you're gonna reach me 'n Fae huehuehue.
I'm in UK for Christmas and New Year's so if you tryna reach me, you're gonna reach me 'n Fae huehuehue.
Ahhhhh vacation finally starting. I'm replaying AC4 Black Flag and catching up with people here and there, before I vacate the states for the rest of the year to be with my one and only. 🧡
December 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Ahhhhh vacation finally starting. I'm replaying AC4 Black Flag and catching up with people here and there, before I vacate the states for the rest of the year to be with my one and only. 🧡
FUCK A LAYOVER ALL MY HOMIES HATE CONNECTING FLIGHTS
NONSTOP ONLY
NONSTOP ONLY
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
FUCK A LAYOVER ALL MY HOMIES HATE CONNECTING FLIGHTS
NONSTOP ONLY
NONSTOP ONLY
I have
decades of silly stories
that are just this, over and over.
Starting to wonder if I have ADHD...?
decades of silly stories
that are just this, over and over.
Starting to wonder if I have ADHD...?
December 19, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I have
decades of silly stories
that are just this, over and over.
Starting to wonder if I have ADHD...?
decades of silly stories
that are just this, over and over.
Starting to wonder if I have ADHD...?
Reposted by Clyde Machine
With the coming pc part price apocalypse, maybe consider optimizing your avatars please!
December 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
With the coming pc part price apocalypse, maybe consider optimizing your avatars please!
Reposted by Clyde Machine
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
We live in the new Middle Ages if one thing from this video holds unchanging, and that's overlapping sovereignty with little to no incentive to cooperate. Corporate influence means more to us than a country's borders.
youtu.be/rMfdCZ3MeXM
youtu.be/rMfdCZ3MeXM
Why The 2020s Are The New Middle Ages
YouTube video by Medieval Mindset
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 AM
We live in the new Middle Ages if one thing from this video holds unchanging, and that's overlapping sovereignty with little to no incentive to cooperate. Corporate influence means more to us than a country's borders.
youtu.be/rMfdCZ3MeXM
youtu.be/rMfdCZ3MeXM
Why I couldn't be a livestreamer: I'd do this and then people would hear the wild shit I say when I think no one can hear me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASBH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASBH...
Meisho Doto Goes Live
YouTube video by Izumi Ch.
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Why I couldn't be a livestreamer: I'd do this and then people would hear the wild shit I say when I think no one can hear me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASBH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASBH...
Reposted by Clyde Machine
BOO!
After a delay (SORRY) the freebies from the Offkai 2025 LINKED // REALITIES party are available for purchase at manufacturing cost! That's right, you🫵can have your oshi rapidly approach your location for a low-low price!
Link with more info 👇👇👇
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After a delay (SORRY) the freebies from the Offkai 2025 LINKED // REALITIES party are available for purchase at manufacturing cost! That's right, you🫵can have your oshi rapidly approach your location for a low-low price!
Link with more info 👇👇👇
ko-fi.com/s/0aa21c9ecc
Linked Realities Can Badge Set + Henemimi Ribbon - LINKED // REALITIES's Ko-fi Shop
~~ x_X☆ PLEASE READ ☆X_x ~~
Available Until December 31st, 2025 at 11:59pm PST
The Linked Realities Can Badge Set includes one of each of our can ba...
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December 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
BOO!
After a delay (SORRY) the freebies from the Offkai 2025 LINKED // REALITIES party are available for purchase at manufacturing cost! That's right, you🫵can have your oshi rapidly approach your location for a low-low price!
Link with more info 👇👇👇
ko-fi.com/s/0aa21c9ecc
After a delay (SORRY) the freebies from the Offkai 2025 LINKED // REALITIES party are available for purchase at manufacturing cost! That's right, you🫵can have your oshi rapidly approach your location for a low-low price!
Link with more info 👇👇👇
ko-fi.com/s/0aa21c9ecc
Can't wait for my Steam Wrapped to come out so it'll show I spent 93% of the year playing a game called
"Work"
(I'll show myself out.)
"Work"
(I'll show myself out.)
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Can't wait for my Steam Wrapped to come out so it'll show I spent 93% of the year playing a game called
"Work"
(I'll show myself out.)
"Work"
(I'll show myself out.)
Reposted by Clyde Machine
ATTENTION
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December 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
ATTENTION
Our analysts predict the SIGNAL will occur DEC 19 at 2200 EST
Our presenting experts:
@clozrmusic.bsky.social
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@thecaffeinehero.bsky.social
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THIS WILL GO HARD
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Our analysts predict the SIGNAL will occur DEC 19 at 2200 EST
Our presenting experts:
@clozrmusic.bsky.social
@chaikaraven.bsky.social
@thecaffeinehero.bsky.social
Grief Seed [@snaxbeats.bsky.social / @meguminn.is.eepy.now]
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THIS WILL GO HARD
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Me post-Covid has never been quite the same, but I try nonetheless.
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Me post-Covid has never been quite the same, but I try nonetheless.
I'M GONNA BOARD EVERY SHIP
I'M GONNA SAIL EVERY SEA
ONCE AGAIN 🏴☠️
I'M GONNA SAIL EVERY SEA
ONCE AGAIN 🏴☠️
assassins creed black flag is getting a remake take all of my money
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'M GONNA BOARD EVERY SHIP
I'M GONNA SAIL EVERY SEA
ONCE AGAIN 🏴☠️
I'M GONNA SAIL EVERY SEA
ONCE AGAIN 🏴☠️
In the year 2026 I as chair of the Fed will recommend the board to consider larger denominations of the US dollar, such as a $1,000 bill, because I'm getting goddamned tired of dealing with these stacks of $100s! 😡🤬😡
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
In the year 2026 I as chair of the Fed will recommend the board to consider larger denominations of the US dollar, such as a $1,000 bill, because I'm getting goddamned tired of dealing with these stacks of $100s! 😡🤬😡
3.5 - 3.75 BAYBEE
IT'S FOMC MEET DAY!
I'm the Chair of the Fed btw in case you didn't know. I'ma let Jerome finish his term but I'm up next.
I'm the Chair of the Fed btw in case you didn't know. I'ma let Jerome finish his term but I'm up next.
December 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
3.5 - 3.75 BAYBEE
Reposted by Clyde Machine
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December 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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IT'S FOMC MEET DAY!
I'm the Chair of the Fed btw in case you didn't know. I'ma let Jerome finish his term but I'm up next.
I'm the Chair of the Fed btw in case you didn't know. I'ma let Jerome finish his term but I'm up next.
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
IT'S FOMC MEET DAY!
I'm the Chair of the Fed btw in case you didn't know. I'ma let Jerome finish his term but I'm up next.
I'm the Chair of the Fed btw in case you didn't know. I'ma let Jerome finish his term but I'm up next.