Clungo
@clungoon.bsky.social
If I ever play league with anyone new now I’m gonna have to explain that my username is Yakubian Acolyte
January 22, 2026 at 6:15 PM
If I ever play league with anyone new now I’m gonna have to explain that my username is Yakubian Acolyte
Why do they keep releasing games I’ve been looking forward to at the start of the semester? It was silksong in the fall and now MIO this semester I swear to god game devs are conspiring to get me to fail out of college
January 20, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Why do they keep releasing games I’ve been looking forward to at the start of the semester? It was silksong in the fall and now MIO this semester I swear to god game devs are conspiring to get me to fail out of college
Gen Z archeologists referring to anything in ancient Egypt as “ankh status”
January 17, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Gen Z archeologists referring to anything in ancient Egypt as “ankh status”
Lux’s military mandated Clash of Clan’s training
January 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Lux’s military mandated Clash of Clan’s training
Cold beer on a sunday mornin (this is arizona green tea idk why tf it foamed up like this)
January 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Cold beer on a sunday mornin (this is arizona green tea idk why tf it foamed up like this)
Shinji in Asuka’s hospital room
December 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Shinji in Asuka’s hospital room
10,000 termites in your home or double it and give it to the next person?
December 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
10,000 termites in your home or double it and give it to the next person?
Girls playing the sims are like “omg our sims got married and had kids so now we’re sim-parents in real life ! ! !” and guys are like “This is my sim named Scoobla. He has a cancer of the soul and does not deserve happiness.”
December 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Girls playing the sims are like “omg our sims got married and had kids so now we’re sim-parents in real life ! ! !” and guys are like “This is my sim named Scoobla. He has a cancer of the soul and does not deserve happiness.”
Went on a snorkeling boat ride in Puerto Rico and the boat captain was just kinda chilling watching instagram reels or something while we were swimming. And then I heard the song Tetoris come on in one of his reels and I had no idea how to react
December 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Went on a snorkeling boat ride in Puerto Rico and the boat captain was just kinda chilling watching instagram reels or something while we were swimming. And then I heard the song Tetoris come on in one of his reels and I had no idea how to react
Interesting things I’ve seen in Puerto Rico so far: $4 labubu potion that kills you instantly, long pikachu, emoji menu, and epic knuckles bucket hat
December 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Interesting things I’ve seen in Puerto Rico so far: $4 labubu potion that kills you instantly, long pikachu, emoji menu, and epic knuckles bucket hat
Just spent a four hour flight next to what looked like a homeless man that just hopped on the plane, and who also smelled like genuine human feces. Great way to start a vacation
December 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Just spent a four hour flight next to what looked like a homeless man that just hopped on the plane, and who also smelled like genuine human feces. Great way to start a vacation
As a parting gift to the toilet that flooded the dorm while I was drunk at 3am on a Saturday night, I have left is a brown so generational that it could kill and elephant with a singe sniff
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
As a parting gift to the toilet that flooded the dorm while I was drunk at 3am on a Saturday night, I have left is a brown so generational that it could kill and elephant with a singe sniff
I only now just found out that filthy frank wrote dracula flow like what the fuck he never misses
December 17, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I only now just found out that filthy frank wrote dracula flow like what the fuck he never misses
Just realized December 2025 is when season 2 of SAO starts
December 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Just realized December 2025 is when season 2 of SAO starts
I have no idea how I never noticed this but this is what’s stamped on my dorm keys
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I have no idea how I never noticed this but this is what’s stamped on my dorm keys
What is diddy blud doin on the kirkulator?
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
What is diddy blud doin on the kirkulator?
My incredibly polish uber driver just asked me if i could explain how to use apple music because he just got a new phone and i could barely understand a word he said
December 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My incredibly polish uber driver just asked me if i could explain how to use apple music because he just got a new phone and i could barely understand a word he said