clumsywombat.bsky.social
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I just saw a girl wearing a shirt that said "Dump him" get into a car with a guy who drove off the wrong way on a one-way. Girl, read your shirt...
March 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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All Drake had to do was ignore a minor shot at him and now a song calling him a pedophile just won Record of the Year at the Grammys.
February 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Has Mary Mack been updated for inflation or is she still paying 50 cents to see elephants do tricks
February 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
90 minutes of the Liverpool match at 0-0. I walk away for 2 minutes, come back and it's 2-0 and the announcers are saying everyone who saw that play will remember it for a very long time. What did I do to deserve this?
January 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My baking style can only be described as "trust me, it tastes better than it looks"

Despite how they look, these are actually delicious garlic breadsticks
January 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Went to a show last night and the theater had Brandy Old Fashioneds on tap. Good ol' Wisconsin
January 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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If you don’t have a local library card, it should be your New Year’s resolution to get one. It’s an easy resolution to keep and you’ll actually use it, trust me.
January 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This is a new app for me so I have to make sure people on it have seen my #cat
January 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM