my favorite part of my job is emailing customers and getting the sense that they hate me and would feed me to rabid dogs given the chance

new rooooooooom

outlook is the worst email software i have ever had the misfortune of dealing with like why do i have to manually look for emails because the search feature can’t find anything no matter how may related keywords or email addresses you use??

not to mention the UI is ugly and hard to navigate

Reply and I’ll give you an emoji and you must pick four films that remind you of it

I got 👽

i cannot be the only using leftover hair conditioner so the carpet matches the drapes

Hello new users! here’s a few words of advice:

1. get into as many fights as you can

2. you’ve got a quote tweet button. Use it! Dunk on anyone who bothers you

3. someone has you blocked? they’re probably gangstalking you. don’t let it stay your problem, make it everyone else’s problem!

my pfp is from when i went on a date with a really cute girl and she ghosted me after and that’s fair

i have got to figure out how to get hot enough to offset how off putting i am

if i have to try and convince someone through an app that i am cool and have a “good/likable personality”im gonna lose it

my best friend moved away and to cope with the loss of the person who was my other half i learned how to make soap and increased my rotting in my bed time by 100%!

i always say “only god can stop me” and then i immediately think to myself about whether or not god exists and if i should explain this to whoever i’m talking to

love giving off the vibe of constantly having an existential crisis

i also hit a new low this year by reading the entirety of homestuck like there is something deeply wrong w me :)

every time i’m single i always joke about being a femcel until its been years since i last even held someone’s hand and i’m on my 5th rewatch of evangelion

so glad i get another place to flop