Clown
@clowncarrgh.bsky.social
Clownin around, driving cars, and doing pirate things. Chicago born and bread. YES BREAD! Hahahahahahha! Satire much?
I love dangerously. I sit directly in front of the tv for the best experience. Vroom!
February 3, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I love dangerously. I sit directly in front of the tv for the best experience. Vroom!
I like reading a book by my open oven. The light gives me light to read and the oven gives me warmth that helps me fall asleep on the floor. Vroom!
January 31, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I like reading a book by my open oven. The light gives me light to read and the oven gives me warmth that helps me fall asleep on the floor. Vroom!
Baby it’s cold outside so I’m going ice sliding in all dark clothes when the clock strikes midnight. Watch out bitches! Vroom!
January 30, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Baby it’s cold outside so I’m going ice sliding in all dark clothes when the clock strikes midnight. Watch out bitches! Vroom!
Follow your dreams they say. Last time I nearly drowned it felt different from the dream. I’ll never believe those liars again. Vroom!
January 28, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Follow your dreams they say. Last time I nearly drowned it felt different from the dream. I’ll never believe those liars again. Vroom!
Tickling bearded men is better than tickling breaded dragons. I’ll die on that hill. Vroom!
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Tickling bearded men is better than tickling breaded dragons. I’ll die on that hill. Vroom!
Global warming needs to work harder on ice. Just sayin. Vroom!
January 15, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Global warming needs to work harder on ice. Just sayin. Vroom!
Twinkle twinkle little star. Please burn here and not afar. All pigs and no play make me a dull boi. Vroom!
January 13, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Twinkle twinkle little star. Please burn here and not afar. All pigs and no play make me a dull boi. Vroom!
Haven’t felt like posting and having fun. Wish I could give everyone balloon animals that would fucking mail some faces. But ya know, that’s only when I’m tasting colors. Vroom!
January 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Haven’t felt like posting and having fun. Wish I could give everyone balloon animals that would fucking mail some faces. But ya know, that’s only when I’m tasting colors. Vroom!
Happy Clownmas bitches! Vroom!
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Happy Clownmas bitches! Vroom!
Migraines are bad so when I get one I put on a helmet and ram my head into the wall. It’s frowned upon in public so I’ve been asked to stop for my own safety or some bullshit. Vroom!
December 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Migraines are bad so when I get one I put on a helmet and ram my head into the wall. It’s frowned upon in public so I’ve been asked to stop for my own safety or some bullshit. Vroom!
Hard cider is an apple and you can’t convince me otherwise. Vroom!
December 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hard cider is an apple and you can’t convince me otherwise. Vroom!
I tried drowning my sorrows in alcohol but then my next door neighbor got angry. Well assclown (see what I did there? Fuck I’m funny) I don’t want you blowing the leaves off your driveway at noon. Some of us need to sleep. Vroom!
December 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I tried drowning my sorrows in alcohol but then my next door neighbor got angry. Well assclown (see what I did there? Fuck I’m funny) I don’t want you blowing the leaves off your driveway at noon. Some of us need to sleep. Vroom!
2025 is almost over and it’s been the longest year on record since Covid. Whatever year that was. I’m looking forward to being here and trying not to cry myself to sleep. Little binky blubbers is tired of eating my tears. Does anyone else not wash their tear eater? Vroom!
December 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
2025 is almost over and it’s been the longest year on record since Covid. Whatever year that was. I’m looking forward to being here and trying not to cry myself to sleep. Little binky blubbers is tired of eating my tears. Does anyone else not wash their tear eater? Vroom!
Watching people drive is scary. I sometimes have to move to the passenger seat to yell at them. Vroom!
December 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Watching people drive is scary. I sometimes have to move to the passenger seat to yell at them. Vroom!
They say eat the rich, but then I’m a cannibal and somehow that’s wrong? It’s a saying I’m doing it and I’m the bad guy? Vroom!
December 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
They say eat the rich, but then I’m a cannibal and somehow that’s wrong? It’s a saying I’m doing it and I’m the bad guy? Vroom!
Sometimes I think. But then I remember that is wrong so I stop doing it. Vroom!
December 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Sometimes I think. But then I remember that is wrong so I stop doing it. Vroom!
Tis the season to scream for no reason! Vroom!
December 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Tis the season to scream for no reason! Vroom!
Spankings should be a more accepted punishment. That being said, I’ll be at the park until midnight if anyone needs to be spanked as punishment. Vroom!
December 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Spankings should be a more accepted punishment. That being said, I’ll be at the park until midnight if anyone needs to be spanked as punishment. Vroom!
Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he! I know I know. It’s insensitive. Whatever. If I knew one about an abled person I’d tell that too. Vroom!
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he! I know I know. It’s insensitive. Whatever. If I knew one about an abled person I’d tell that too. Vroom!
I want to see what the world has to offer but then I think about cats and it eventually goes away. Vroom!
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I want to see what the world has to offer but then I think about cats and it eventually goes away. Vroom!
To err is to human. To honk honk is several things, I guess. It was supposed to be clown, but wtf. You all are dirty. Vroom!
December 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
To err is to human. To honk honk is several things, I guess. It was supposed to be clown, but wtf. You all are dirty. Vroom!
Is slam dance still a thing? Asking for a lower back. Vroom!
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Is slam dance still a thing? Asking for a lower back. Vroom!
My belly jiggles like a bowl full of jelly. Why do parents cross the street when they see me? Vroom!
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My belly jiggles like a bowl full of jelly. Why do parents cross the street when they see me? Vroom!
I put a shell to my ear to hear the ocean and now I’m bleeding. I hope this isn’t serious. The ringing is beautiful. Vroom!
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I put a shell to my ear to hear the ocean and now I’m bleeding. I hope this isn’t serious. The ringing is beautiful. Vroom!
Boss got a dollar and I got a dime. Time to put on this mask and rob him blind! Vroom!
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Boss got a dollar and I got a dime. Time to put on this mask and rob him blind! Vroom!