I watch the Foundation for the plot.

The plot.

In case any of the dozens of you were secretly wondering I’m actually kind of hot.

There is truly nothing more upsetting to a trans woman’s sense of self or sexuality as discovering one of the dirtbag dudes she used to play games with in her previous life was secretly hot.

If they want to teach us fiscal responsibility building a guillotine would cost far less than $10,000.

I was just trying to enjoy some dumb movie horny times tonight but now all I can think about is that whoever color graded the first Magic Mike film is a complete monster.

My toxic trait is that all bald white men with beards look functionally identical and equally uninteresting to me.

I broke one of the bottom surgery recovery guidelines today but I can now confirm that all the fun parts still very much work. 10/10 strongly recommend 😯

Pov: your dog is a bed hog so you have to sleep like a pretzel, but she’s got the silly legs out and is letting you spoon her so none of it matters.

Lilly and her many moods are here for you.