It's pronounced "jpeg"

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Bojack Horseman Solves Gun Control

Commandment VI. -- Man Was Not Meant To Have More Than Two Pop•Tarts® In One Day

*Flicks 5-inch ash off of cigarette while cavalierly leaning against the side of a Home Depot right by a sign that says "Smoking Prohibited As Per City Ordinance"; exhales smoke* "Man, why are all the hot fat chicks in this town also libertarians?"

You do not know a single thing. You don't even know two things. You couldn't even name three different things if, right now, at this very second, you were bashed in the head with three separate things.

Mustard cheese

They say there's a lid for every pot, and brother, I'm pansexual.

Making this hen house into a hen home.

While making a point about how fat dudes look good in tattoos, my friend took advantage of a brief gap of silence to posit, "Imagine Dr. Eggman with tattoos."

H.R. Giger? Never met him.