ClothesAreTheWorst
@clothesaretheworst.bsky.social
NSFW | he/him mid30s | straight | LGBTQ+ welcome & loved | sex & body positive| 18+ 🔞 MDNI
real-life nudist, exhibitionist, up for anything. called a teddy bear more times than I can count, looks & personality I guess :) DMs open to chat abt anything :)
real-life nudist, exhibitionist, up for anything. called a teddy bear more times than I can count, looks & personality I guess :) DMs open to chat abt anything :)
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not always as many as I used to and not always as many as I'd like lol. usually several times on the weekend, fewer times during the week
June 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
not always as many as I used to and not always as many as I'd like lol. usually several times on the weekend, fewer times during the week
I try to be/do whatever the partner I'm with wants!
June 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I try to be/do whatever the partner I'm with wants!
I'm straight so I never have, but see the previously-answered question for the riskiest place I've experienced that haha
June 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm straight so I never have, but see the previously-answered question for the riskiest place I've experienced that haha
thank you all for dropping by! I got some good anonymous questions, I'll answer some of them tonight. I appreciate you all!
June 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
thank you all for dropping by! I got some good anonymous questions, I'll answer some of them tonight. I appreciate you all!
Quite a first question! Not super kinky but in the camping area of a resort, my tent site was next to a friendly couple. We sat naked around the fire & after dark they started having sex. I volunteered to leave, they said stay, I was a very willing audience & she even got me to participate a bit.
June 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Quite a first question! Not super kinky but in the camping area of a resort, my tent site was next to a friendly couple. We sat naked around the fire & after dark they started having sex. I volunteered to leave, they said stay, I was a very willing audience & she even got me to participate a bit.
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staying in on this Friday night, the clothes are long gone and the drink is flowing! ask me anything, spill some beans, let's get personal! #ngl #ama #confess #personalquestions #nudist #exhibitionist
staying in on this Friday night, the clothes are long gone and the drink is flowing! ask me anything, spill some beans, let's get personal! #ngl #ama #confess #personalquestions #nudist #exhibitionist
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June 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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staying in on this Friday night, the clothes are long gone and the drink is flowing! ask me anything, spill some beans, let's get personal! #ngl #ama #confess #personalquestions #nudist #exhibitionist
staying in on this Friday night, the clothes are long gone and the drink is flowing! ask me anything, spill some beans, let's get personal! #ngl #ama #confess #personalquestions #nudist #exhibitionist
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Monochrome Monday - the best day of the week! Repost if you agree 🖤
June 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Monochrome Monday - the best day of the week! Repost if you agree 🖤
I had no idea it was #WorldNaturistDay today, but I'm going to celebrate by taking a nude nap on the couch. nothing fancy or adventurous, but I think it's fitting, to show how nudism can make everyday things like that even better
June 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I had no idea it was #WorldNaturistDay today, but I'm going to celebrate by taking a nude nap on the couch. nothing fancy or adventurous, but I think it's fitting, to show how nudism can make everyday things like that even better
starting the weekend off right with some drinks and feeling free! tell me something, ask me anything, confess a sin, anything goes!
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May 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
starting the weekend off right with some drinks and feeling free! tell me something, ask me anything, confess a sin, anything goes!
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guess who forgot to turn the AC off last night and woke up naked and freezing their balls off? an extra hot shower is going to feel great this morning!
May 22, 2025 at 11:06 AM
guess who forgot to turn the AC off last night and woke up naked and freezing their balls off? an extra hot shower is going to feel great this morning!
pretty breezy and the water's cold but there's nothing like laying in the sun and sand at the nude beach! (I'm nude I swear, just can't get a good photo!) #nudism #nudebeach #nudebehindthecamera
May 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
pretty breezy and the water's cold but there's nothing like laying in the sun and sand at the nude beach! (I'm nude I swear, just can't get a good photo!) #nudism #nudebeach #nudebehindthecamera
passing along this message from the bottom of my heart (and body wash bottle) to everyone out there: nice birthday suit! #bodypositivity #birthdaysuit
April 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
passing along this message from the bottom of my heart (and body wash bottle) to everyone out there: nice birthday suit! #bodypositivity #birthdaysuit
better (barely, zing) late than never for #monochromeMonday! just put in a curved shower rod, now there's so much more room for activities/my tall self lol #nude #nudist #naturist #shower #dontaskhowlongittookbecauseimnotalwayshandy
April 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
better (barely, zing) late than never for #monochromeMonday! just put in a curved shower rod, now there's so much more room for activities/my tall self lol #nude #nudist #naturist #shower #dontaskhowlongittookbecauseimnotalwayshandy
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this week was rough, so I decided to hit all the #self-care bases on my way home tonight. the shopping list:
pizza
my new favorite cheese
donuts
new body wash
incense
new vibrator
I'm going to feel good this weekend or else lol
pizza
my new favorite cheese
donuts
new body wash
incense
new vibrator
I'm going to feel good this weekend or else lol
March 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this week was rough, so I decided to hit all the #self-care bases on my way home tonight. the shopping list:
pizza
my new favorite cheese
donuts
new body wash
incense
new vibrator
I'm going to feel good this weekend or else lol
pizza
my new favorite cheese
donuts
new body wash
incense
new vibrator
I'm going to feel good this weekend or else lol
it was a beautiful day so I decided to finally start getting back into exercising and working on my #nudebeachbody! went for a run, took a celebratory #shower pic, and the best part is I don't have to put clothes back on afterwards! #nude #nudist #naturist
March 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
it was a beautiful day so I decided to finally start getting back into exercising and working on my #nudebeachbody! went for a run, took a celebratory #shower pic, and the best part is I don't have to put clothes back on afterwards! #nude #nudist #naturist
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ask me anything! tell me something! confess a sin? have me proofread something? anything!
ask me anything! tell me something! confess a sin? have me proofread something? anything!
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Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
March 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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ask me anything! tell me something! confess a sin? have me proofread something? anything!
ask me anything! tell me something! confess a sin? have me proofread something? anything!
March 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
ngl.link/catwonbsky
ask me anything! tell me something! confess a sin? have me proofread something? anything!
ask me anything! tell me something! confess a sin? have me proofread something? anything!
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
March 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
ngl.link/catwonbsky
ask me anything! tell me something! confess a sin? have me proofread something? anything!
ask me anything! tell me something! confess a sin? have me proofread something? anything!
finally feeling well enough to go back to work, but not before setting my personal record for time spent without clothes- over 3 1/2 days, 89 hours! took a pic in the shower this morning to celebrate! #nsfw #nudist #naturist #clothesfree #nude
March 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
finally feeling well enough to go back to work, but not before setting my personal record for time spent without clothes- over 3 1/2 days, 89 hours! took a pic in the shower this morning to celebrate! #nsfw #nudist #naturist #clothesfree #nude
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