Gordon Freeman
@clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social
i dunno how i got here
my memory is fuzzy patches
what i do know?
I'm Gordon Freeman
and i HATE aliens
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my memory is fuzzy patches
what i do know?
I'm Gordon Freeman
and i HATE aliens
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feel free to @ me for whatever reason, i'll probably interact :p
PFP BY MY AWESOME FRIEND @the1jac0b.bsky.social GO FOLLOW THEM >:3
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uhhhh pinned :p
GORDON FREEMAN (Cloned Edition™) IS IN PARODY BLUESKY :O (thread)
[basic stuff]
this is a parody of Gordon Freeman from Half-Life, go play it if you haven't. there WILL be spoilers mentioned.
feel free to @ me for any reason, i'll interact. you think i won't? TEST IT.
GORDON FREEMAN (Cloned Edition™) IS IN PARODY BLUESKY :O (thread)
[basic stuff]
this is a parody of Gordon Freeman from Half-Life, go play it if you haven't. there WILL be spoilers mentioned.
feel free to @ me for any reason, i'll interact. you think i won't? TEST IT.
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hear me out.............
December 14, 2024 at 12:49 PM
hear me out.............
jolly mode enabled
November 29, 2024 at 10:47 PM
jolly mode enabled
apparently the guy i'm cloned from got turned into a headcrab by a wizard
honestly? deserved
fuck that guy
honestly? deserved
fuck that guy
November 29, 2024 at 10:42 PM
apparently the guy i'm cloned from got turned into a headcrab by a wizard
honestly? deserved
fuck that guy
honestly? deserved
fuck that guy
IT'S BEEN 21 FUCKING YEARS
@clonedfreeman1198.bsky.social gordon... you lousy motherfucker... i can not believe you... destroyed that casserole...
Arne Magnusson is... still quite angry at you for it...
Arne Magnusson is... still quite angry at you for it...
November 25, 2024 at 10:31 PM
IT'S BEEN 21 FUCKING YEARS
I have a theoretical degree in kicking your fucking ass
Gordon... while your Ph.D. in theoretical physics might be... quite the accomplishment... it is just that, theoretical...
November 25, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I have a theoretical degree in kicking your fucking ass
if they don't quiet down, can i get it?
November 24, 2024 at 6:00 PM
if they don't quiet down, can i get it?
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November 22, 2024 at 11:45 AM
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I do
Why don't men sit when they pee
November 22, 2024 at 9:39 AM
I do
Sorry for being late
Uh yeah, i survived an alien invasion about 20 years ago
Some guy in a suit kidnapped me
And then i incited a revolution against a different alien race
Uh yeah, i survived an alien invasion about 20 years ago
Some guy in a suit kidnapped me
And then i incited a revolution against a different alien race
#ᑕᕼᗩIᖇՏᑕᕼᗩᒪᒪᗴᑎᘜᗴ
SIGGGHHHHHH alright interview start!, soooo says hear that you... Survived some sort of zombie apocalypse and a lot of other shit? What's that about
SIGGGHHHHHH alright interview start!, soooo says hear that you... Survived some sort of zombie apocalypse and a lot of other shit? What's that about
November 22, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Sorry for being late
Uh yeah, i survived an alien invasion about 20 years ago
Some guy in a suit kidnapped me
And then i incited a revolution against a different alien race
Uh yeah, i survived an alien invasion about 20 years ago
Some guy in a suit kidnapped me
And then i incited a revolution against a different alien race
I was gonna ask if you could store some i'd been accumulating for a while
What the fuck no I don't eat human corpses
November 22, 2024 at 9:35 AM
I was gonna ask if you could store some i'd been accumulating for a while
okay ykw fine, i'll do your... interview....
what's the first question? hit me
what's the first question? hit me
STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING INTERVIEWS IF YOU WANNA JOIN ONE OF THE TEAMS SCHEDULE AN INTERVIEW WITH ME!!! ALSO WAFFLES ARE WAY FUCKING BETTER CAUSE THEY HAVE DIVOTS FOR STUFF AND ARE CRUNCHY WHEN MADE GOOD!!!
November 21, 2024 at 8:57 PM
okay ykw fine, i'll do your... interview....
what's the first question? hit me
what's the first question? hit me
oh
is it possible to store stuff there?
better question, do you like Human corpses?
is it possible to store stuff there?
better question, do you like Human corpses?
It's not really, there's just an endless void of nothingness under my couch cushions
November 21, 2024 at 8:53 PM
oh
is it possible to store stuff there?
better question, do you like Human corpses?
is it possible to store stuff there?
better question, do you like Human corpses?
uhhhh pinned :p
GORDON FREEMAN (Cloned Edition™) IS IN PARODY BLUESKY :O (thread)
[basic stuff]
this is a parody of Gordon Freeman from Half-Life, go play it if you haven't. there WILL be spoilers mentioned.
feel free to @ me for any reason, i'll interact. you think i won't? TEST IT.
GORDON FREEMAN (Cloned Edition™) IS IN PARODY BLUESKY :O (thread)
[basic stuff]
this is a parody of Gordon Freeman from Half-Life, go play it if you haven't. there WILL be spoilers mentioned.
feel free to @ me for any reason, i'll interact. you think i won't? TEST IT.
November 21, 2024 at 4:59 PM
uhhhh pinned :p
GORDON FREEMAN (Cloned Edition™) IS IN PARODY BLUESKY :O (thread)
[basic stuff]
this is a parody of Gordon Freeman from Half-Life, go play it if you haven't. there WILL be spoilers mentioned.
feel free to @ me for any reason, i'll interact. you think i won't? TEST IT.
GORDON FREEMAN (Cloned Edition™) IS IN PARODY BLUESKY :O (thread)
[basic stuff]
this is a parody of Gordon Freeman from Half-Life, go play it if you haven't. there WILL be spoilers mentioned.
feel free to @ me for any reason, i'll interact. you think i won't? TEST IT.
frick you
November 21, 2024 at 4:49 PM
frick you
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HOLY SHIT ITS GORDON FREEMAN.
November 20, 2024 at 10:55 PM
HOLY SHIT ITS GORDON FREEMAN.
Dude gas station weed sucks
I know a medic who can get you some top-quality weed, meth, and other illicit substances for the best prices on the market
I mean uh...
Drugs R BAD!!!! >:(
I know a medic who can get you some top-quality weed, meth, and other illicit substances for the best prices on the market
I mean uh...
Drugs R BAD!!!! >:(
November 19, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Dude gas station weed sucks
I know a medic who can get you some top-quality weed, meth, and other illicit substances for the best prices on the market
I mean uh...
Drugs R BAD!!!! >:(
I know a medic who can get you some top-quality weed, meth, and other illicit substances for the best prices on the market
I mean uh...
Drugs R BAD!!!! >:(
frick yes dude
time to kill a big monster
...hopefully this one isn't a drawn-out bullet sponge with annoying mechanics that just serve to ruin the pacing
time to kill a big monster
...hopefully this one isn't a drawn-out bullet sponge with annoying mechanics that just serve to ruin the pacing
November 18, 2024 at 9:57 PM
frick yes dude
time to kill a big monster
...hopefully this one isn't a drawn-out bullet sponge with annoying mechanics that just serve to ruin the pacing
time to kill a big monster
...hopefully this one isn't a drawn-out bullet sponge with annoying mechanics that just serve to ruin the pacing
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no wait i'm Gordon motherfucking Freeman, hand me a gun
any gun, i'll get the job done
no wait i'm Gordon motherfucking Freeman, hand me a gun
any gun, i'll get the job done
November 18, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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no wait i'm Gordon motherfucking Freeman, hand me a gun
any gun, i'll get the job done
no wait i'm Gordon motherfucking Freeman, hand me a gun
any gun, i'll get the job done
alright... maybe i can live with the fact i'm a clone
who's gonna let that asshole decide who I am? NOT ME
FUCK that guy
who's gonna let that asshole decide who I am? NOT ME
FUCK that guy
November 18, 2024 at 9:45 PM
alright... maybe i can live with the fact i'm a clone
who's gonna let that asshole decide who I am? NOT ME
FUCK that guy
who's gonna let that asshole decide who I am? NOT ME
FUCK that guy
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